I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL

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it involved the local MP, the family solicitor, and Mrs. Fuddington's pussy

sarahell, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:50 (five years ago)

oh and the Vicar's unfortunate pudding

sarahell, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:50 (five years ago)

the pussy had got into the pudding you see

sarahell, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:52 (five years ago)

Uncomfortable memories of “Nancy Reagan pussy pudding”

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:53 (five years ago)

Just say NO

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:53 (five years ago)

Simpkins, the boathouse is all at sixes and sevens!

zydecovid (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:13 (five years ago)

ah yes, Simpkins with the hereditary stutter! And when asked about the "incident" he would stammer "Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh" while everyone impatiently waited for the next syllable so that they could know whether it was the pussy or pudding to which he was referring! Such a droll episode!

sarahell, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:20 (five years ago)

Crying over here lol

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:48 (five years ago)

this is reaching whiney blood pudding levels

Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:58 (five years ago)

Blood puh-puh-puh

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:58 (five years ago)

puh puh puh pip pip

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:07 (five years ago)

dying

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:29 (five years ago)

DJ Fuddington dropping his hit "WHOOZY AT TH' PANTO"

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:31 (five years ago)

and his fans, which are their own subculture, the Fuddalos ...

sarahell, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:54 (five years ago)

...with their trademark Fuddalo call, "POOP POOOOP!"

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:31 (five years ago)

If sarahell weren’t already posting in the excelsior thread, I’d have c&p her drollery here.

Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:48 (five years ago)

i'ddroll.jpg

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:49 (five years ago)

pantonormative

imago, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:52 (five years ago)

Punching up

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:54 (five years ago)

I wanted to go to New Zealand but they told me I'd have to stay in my hotel room for two weeks until they could be sure I wasn't Amanda Palmer

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, January 21, 2021

Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Thursday, 21 January 2021 17:13 (five years ago)

Lol

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 21 January 2021 19:21 (five years ago)

I'm grateful that the career of Buttigieg demonstrates how glib, articulate gayness doesn't protect you from racism.

Finally, he strikes me as the sort of person who would order the most expensive glass of pinot noir at a Cheesecake Factory.

― meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, January 22, 2021 12:49 PM bookmarkflaglink

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 22 January 2021 17:58 (five years ago)

lol yeah that was great

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 18:01 (five years ago)

:D

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 January 2021 18:01 (five years ago)

It is truly pure.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 January 2021 18:03 (five years ago)

it comes from a place of experience and truth. it hurts, but it's real

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 January 2021 18:06 (five years ago)

Too much Cheesecake too soon.

meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 January 2021 18:07 (five years ago)

are we talking White Chocolate Cheesecake?

sarahell, Friday, 22 January 2021 18:09 (five years ago)

Ooo they have Bartles and Jaymes private reserve!

DJI, Friday, 22 January 2021 18:45 (five years ago)

bartles and jaymc

na (NA), Friday, 22 January 2021 19:39 (five years ago)

i barely know how to read.

― Yerac, Thursday, 28 January 2021 17:30 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

its honestly not that great

― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 January 2021 17:31 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 January 2021 19:04 (five years ago)

Otm

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 28 January 2021 22:22 (five years ago)

Thirded

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 28 January 2021 22:31 (five years ago)

haaa

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 28 January 2021 22:59 (five years ago)

ILM's Top 77 Tracks of 2020

imago, Thursday, 28 January 2021 23:38 (five years ago)

lol

Also feeling smugly vindicated rn.

pomenitul, Thursday, 28 January 2021 23:40 (five years ago)

That's unfortunate because Grimes' "Smugly Vindicated" is not going to make the countdown

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Thursday, 28 January 2021 23:56 (five years ago)

:D

imago, Thursday, 28 January 2021 23:58 (five years ago)

78 tho.

pomenitul, Friday, 29 January 2021 00:02 (five years ago)

That Amanda Palmer one of Guayaquil's is choice.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 29 January 2021 03:30 (five years ago)

great names thread

Huge load of goals for FC Den Bosch today from… Jizz Hornkamp
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, January 30, 2021 12:01 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

not a clean sheet in sight
― nxd, Saturday, January 30, 2021 12:42 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 30 January 2021 20:06 (five years ago)

amazing

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 January 2021 20:08 (five years ago)

just to make it extra special his goals were scored against... Excelsior

Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Saturday, 30 January 2021 21:49 (five years ago)

...after the local newspaper had been complaining about his “dry spell”.

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Saturday, 30 January 2021 21:52 (five years ago)

Speaking of Labradford, I can’t listen to them because on multiple albums they seem to have embedded extremely high pitches in their music, on the edge of my hearing range, but right in the sweet spot of my dog’s hearing - she goes crazy (not in a good way(

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, February 3, 2021 4:59 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

is she a labradorford?

― na (NA), Wednesday, February 3, 2021 5:02 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Maresn3st, Thursday, 4 February 2021 11:34 (five years ago)

arf

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 4 February 2021 22:58 (five years ago)

A+

Joses Chrust (map), Thursday, 4 February 2021 23:00 (five years ago)

i seriously think of labradors every time I see the name Labradford

sarahell, Friday, 5 February 2021 00:39 (five years ago)

Yeah idg how the joke isnt built into the name already tbh

cpt otm (darraghmac), Friday, 5 February 2021 01:03 (five years ago)

deems otm

imago, Friday, 5 February 2021 01:04 (five years ago)


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