Enough With The Cutesy Titles, People Are Dead: US Politics January 2021 pt 2

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waiting for tonight MOTHERFUCKAS

meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:47 (five years ago)

REEEEEEEEMIX

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:47 (five years ago)

Kamala Harris becoming Vice President is not "normal", it's much better than "normal"

If it was "normal", that would mean that a Black/Southeast Asian woman becoming Vice President was no big deal

― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, January 20, 2021 10:43 AM (twenty-four seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Didn't mean to suggest otherwise. It's just...sloughing off four years of trauma makes it difficult for me to fully appreciate exceptional events in the moment. Right now it's just waves of relief.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:47 (five years ago)

BOOOOOOOO ROBERTS

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:47 (five years ago)

They've got Carrot Top standing by if they're running ahead of schedule.

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:48 (five years ago)

can one of our spanish speaking ilxors please translate jlo's outburst?

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:48 (five years ago)

J. Lo followed by J. Ro.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:48 (five years ago)

haha

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:48 (five years ago)

Translation plz

Maresn3st, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:49 (five years ago)

Kamala Harris becoming Vice President is not "normal", it's much better than "normal"

chucking imagining MAGA types sharing images of Harris being sworn in and exclaiming "this is NOT NORMAL!!"

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:49 (five years ago)

imagining Q Anon folk having a Heaven's Gate-esque final meeting right now

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:49 (five years ago)

Watching Harris standing there, obv beaming and trying to take it all in, made me well up a bit. Damn.

she spoke some of the lyrics

meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:50 (five years ago)

Old Lunch OTM

The historic nature of Harris as VP hasn’t even hit me fully yet because of all the stuff happening

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:50 (five years ago)

still 10 minutes for Q to work its magic

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:50 (five years ago)

damn you can't sit Biden down if you need him to get back up again, only a finite number of times he can do both

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:51 (five years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/qZARNkb.png

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:51 (five years ago)

Wait...did Trump not rip off his Biden face after being sworn in for a second time?!?

WHAT'S HAPPENING!?!

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:51 (five years ago)

I'm extremely pleased with the immediate and aggressive policy rollbacks announced upthread

Überschadenfreude (sleeve), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:51 (five years ago)

agreed

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:52 (five years ago)

yup

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:52 (five years ago)

can one of our spanish speaking ilxors please translate jlo's outburst?

"This is the part where Ja Rule was going to drop a few bars but he's been laying low since the whole Fyre Festival thing"
*English* "LET'S GET LOUD"

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:53 (five years ago)

can one of our spanish speaking ilxors please translate jlo's outburst?

she actually said, "You can buy or stream my album of standards in two weeks, bitches!"

meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:54 (five years ago)

lol x 2

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:54 (five years ago)

"I know the Constitution. I was there when they wrote it."

meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:55 (five years ago)

awww nice shoutout to Jimmy Carter.

meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:55 (five years ago)

Oh shit, Joe pretty pointedly thanked every living prez sans Donnie. Way to go.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:56 (five years ago)

"this is a great nation" really channeling Dr steve brule energy

Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:56 (five years ago)

"This American carnage...it ends here and it ends NOW."

meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:59 (five years ago)

what's the over/under on Republicans/Trumpers pretending to take COVID seriously now that it's Biden's problem

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:00 (five years ago)

God, only found out about Kamala Khan cos of that Marvel 616 series has it lead to anybody photoshopping the outfit onto ms Harris?

Stevolende, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:03 (five years ago)

oh of course.
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dx9N6xrVsAAxldR.jpg

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:04 (five years ago)

Lol @ Biden having personally gone to church with St. Augustine.

Smokahontas and John Spliff (PBKR), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:05 (five years ago)

I kind of want Biden to say “I promise to be the environmental police detective”

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:05 (five years ago)

"look"

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:05 (five years ago)

can one of our spanish speaking ilxors please translate jlo's outburst?


“Una nación bajo Dios, indivisible, con libertad y justicia para todos”

One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all

thousand-yard spiral stairs (f. hazel), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:05 (five years ago)

Time for Biden to rip off the mask and reveal...Enrico Palazzo

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:06 (five years ago)

"One nation who prefer Dio, he was better than Ozzy, check out Mob Rules"

Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:07 (five years ago)

Official:

Ready to serve.

— Vice President Kamala Harris (@VP) January 20, 2021

meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:07 (five years ago)

Biden is doing well

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:08 (five years ago)

ahahahaha

Poe's Law is breaking at the seams pic.twitter.com/MMmQJhQ2Li

— lvl 45 chaos potus LIMITED EDITION! (@thetomzone) January 20, 2021

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:08 (five years ago)

They just cut to Corey Booker and Rosario Dawson in the audience and I continue to be baffled that that relationship was not a campaign stunt.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:08 (five years ago)

Revised speech to insert "Look, folks" but no "here's the deal"s

meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:08 (five years ago)

This is a good start, emphases where they need to be.

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:09 (five years ago)

so no mass arrests of Democrats yet?

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:09 (five years ago)

thanks f hazel

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:10 (five years ago)

Mark Leggiero is the one lone Trump supporter out in front of the NYS Capitol. He says he expected a few thousand ppl here and is disappointed. He said he drove 45 minutes for a peaceful protest pic.twitter.com/hDtCLYFpLq

— Morgan Mckay (@morganfmckay) January 20, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:11 (five years ago)

this is such a sad commentary on how bad things have been but I'm honestly moved just to see the president actually acknowledge reality and not say that our problems are fake news

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:12 (five years ago)

I thought Biden was about to cite "You Get What You Give" instead of "American Anthem"

real muthaphuckkin jeez (crüt), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:12 (five years ago)

re: that earlier tweet, I would not be surprised if there was a wave of Q-related suicides over the next while

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:12 (five years ago)

omg that tweet is like pure uncut joy hahaha you fucker

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:13 (five years ago)


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