Enough With The Cutesy Titles, People Are Dead: US Politics January 2021 pt 2

A thread of coping weirdness.

Today is Inauguration Day. It will be a milestone day for QAnon supporters. We may see splintering as Biden takes office between those realizing QAnon isn't real & those doubling down & moving the goalposts. Here's a poll from a QAnon Telegram channel today suggesting a divide. pic.twitter.com/CDdG2vm5ZD

— Alex Kaplan (@AlKapDC) January 20, 2021

I just wanna take a moment and really feel this.

He's gone. No more President Trump. There were times that it felt like I might not survive to see this glorious day.

I mean, yeah, he left a lot of shitty, broken things in his wake, but still.

Peace out, you monster.

But Old Lunch, do you not trust the plan?

The new deadline for QAnon followers is when Biden steps up to take the presidential oath.

He - alongside Hillary, Obama, Pelosi and Schumer - will be arrested by the military and taken to an underground base to face a military tribunal which will be live on all TV networks. pic.twitter.com/XoxpLUN7C5

— Shayan Sardarizadeh (@Shayan86) January 20, 2021

Oh wow, CNN is saying Trump left a letter for Biden. Can't wait.

Air Force One took off to "My Way," as the Bidens walked into St. Matthew's for mass.

And...scene.

Oh wow, CNN is saying Trump left a letter for Biden. Can't wait.

Biden: (laughing) “I didn’t know that the previous occupant of this office was a Bond fan”

Xpost

These are the prepared remarks we received before Trump’s speech. He was planning to mention @PresElectBiden and @KamalaHarris by name and even wish them well, but he did not.

In fact, his actual speech was completely off this script: pic.twitter.com/LBODyeQG7E

— Weijia Jiang (@weijia) January 20, 2021

Sadly, I don't think it was a coincidence that there were 17 flags behind Trump. Whatta fuckin' tool, good riddance to rotten trash.

Is Biden the only one who can make what's in this letter public? I've got to believe it's more or less "very complex--be careful" (and if not that, a celebration of Space Force). We may never know.

17 flags? idgi

Letter leaked:

“I do not believe any man in America gets more calls from women wanting to see him, meet him, or go out with him. The most beautiful women, the most successful women—all women love Donald Trump.”

xpost Q is the 17th letter of the alphabet.

xpost put more simply, Ladies Love Q Shames

https://glennstanton.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/hqdefault-1.jpg

Goddamit

https://glennstanton.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/hqdefault-1.jpg

"We built it twice."

"As bad as the pandemic was."

"Thank you for your love."

Oh my god, fuck these horrible horrible people. You deserve no credit, and your place in hell is secure. Go fuck yourselves.

Lol JiC

CNN is saying Trump left a letter for Biden.

That's an interesting way to spell "flaming bag of dog poop"

who bloody cares

BREAKING: @ABC News confirms President Trump did leave the traditional letter for President-elect Biden in the Oval Office. https://t.co/HltZlC51K2 #InaugurationDay

— Evan McMurry (@evanmcmurry) January 20, 2021

For what it's worth: apparently Nixon first returned to the White House at Carter's invitation.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/1979/01/30/the-return-of-richard-nixon/9782467a-671b-47c7-b679-f9b172a924d0/

Would love to see footage of Biden nonchalantly chucking that unopened letter into the recycling bin along with the Bed Bath & Beyond mailer and something from AARP.

It's just his crayon recreation of the himself as Rambo t-shirt.

good mourning

The letter is probably just a rant about Beau Biden that somehow confuses him for Hunter Biden.

So a Trump pardon is going to be the ultimate kitsch totem isn't it? Sometime in our lifetime we're going to start seeing those certificates or whatever they are appearing on eBay.

A former bandmate of mine got pardoned. Can't say I'm surprised, but it's still hilarious to me that he (K3n Kurs0n) was thought to be too toxic by the Trump administration for a post.

GOOD MORNING!!!

Dan Quayle's attending today? I would not have thought he'd still be on the radar, so to speak.

letter to biden:
https://i.imgur.com/kBaKTwZ.jpg

xp dan........Quayle....?

I got a letter from the government
The other day, I opened and read it
It said they were suckers

According to CNN. Maybe every living P/VP is automatically invited. That'll change.

https://i.imgur.com/thUClv3.jpg

CNN is talking about how happy and vindicated Hillary Clinton must feel and I’m just like “are you talking about the famous Hillary Clinton or some rando, because I assume famous Hillary Clinton has been surviving on a molten ball of rage for the past four years and attending Biden’s inauguration isn’t likely to make that go away”

Like, this is a gigantic glaring reminder that people hated her so much they voted a half-sentient hate diaper into the Presidency, she must have some seriously mixed emotions going on

Especially considering he got more actual votes this election!

I'm sure she's basking in Trump's humiliating exit, but yeah, watching someone being inaugurated who was such a non-starter in 2015 he had to step aside for her run, that can't be much fun.

it's over, though.

DC old school r’n’b singer and activist Royal Height did this recent song telling Trump to get outta DC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fh3LyjuKc

that should console hillary. the defeat was still humiliating, but it's history now, she doesn't have to see his face in the headlines every day.

neither does everybody else which must be something. & now he's got no media to attention seek through.
future's looking a little brighter

yeah i am more excited for myself and the relief i feel than concerned about hillary, sorry hill

i feel like trump enemies are going to experience withdrawal. people were addicted to the psychodrama.

Who is concerned about Hillary? I thought it was funny

A former bandmate of mine got pardoned. Can't say I'm surprised, but it's still hilarious to me that he (K3n Kurs0n) was thought to be too toxic by the Trump administration for a post.

This guy sounds.... awful

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/23/nyregion/ken-kurson-arrest-cyberstalking.html

it's over, though.

famous last words

it's funny that the twitter ban has actually been effective. he really can't control the news cycle anymore.

at noon, we find out that the anonymous Q was actually the ghost of Harold Camping all along