Not clicking that link. So, who is the person in the photo? Looks like a third Edgerton brother created from the toenail clippings and bodily wastes of the other two...
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 19:05 (three years ago) link
Netflix is currently working on its own Wonka content, with Taika Waititi (Thor: Love and Thunder) writing, directing, and executive producing two animated series based on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. One will be a more traditional adaptation, while the second provides a wholly original take on Wonka's singing factory workers: Oompa-Loompas.
It's Wonka-mania out there.
― jmm, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 19:06 (three years ago) link
The kids are screaming for it. Incessantly.
― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 19:08 (three years ago) link
it's paul king of paddington/the mighty boosh
― boz conspiracy by toby hus (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 19:09 (three years ago) link
I'm expecting Coming 2 America to be an experience a little like The Force Awakens -- I will have an involuntary wide-eyed smile and reflexively chuckle throughout the movie but it will be purely a pavlovian response to various cues in the film. I will walk away remembering almost none of it.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 19:19 (three years ago) link
It should be a fun movie to find via voice-activated remote.
NOOOO, not Coming to America! Coming 2 America! 'Two', not 'to'!... GODDAMMIT, NO!
― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 19:31 (three years ago) link
Not a flick but
The CW has ordered a pilot for ‘THE POWERPUFF GIRLS’ live-action series.The series follows the trio as “disillusioned twentysomethings who resent having lost their childhood to crime fighting.” pic.twitter.com/P1BddfDgjX— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) February 9, 2021
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 10 February 2021 14:58 (three years ago) link
Um.
― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 February 2021 15:03 (three years ago) link
Fucking ideas, how do they work?
― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 February 2021 15:06 (three years ago) link
HBO MAX announces 'VELMA,' an adult animated comedy series telling the origin story of Velma Dinkley, the unsung and underappreciated brains of the Scooby-Doo Mystery Inc. voiced by Mindy Kaling.
― shivers me timber (sic), Thursday, 11 February 2021 06:11 (three years ago) link
Stunt casted v.o. is taking food out of the mouth of actual voice actors!
― Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 11 February 2021 06:14 (three years ago) link
A Pup Named Scooby-Doo was about the kids in primary school, already friends and solving mysteries together.
Velma was mostly the same as her older incarnation—intelligent and soft-spoken with thick eyeglasses. The most evident change to her character was that she owned a briefcase-sized mobile computer that could determine who the culprit was in any particular episode. Velma also owned an oversized engine-propelled skateboard with a color scheme similar to the Mystery Machine, which all the characters could ride on. She had a distinctive gait during longer walks or runs (rapidly-shuffling feet), and a distinctive dance style borrowed from Peanuts character 5 (as he appears during the dance scene in A Charlie Brown Christmas)
The subsequent series What's New, Scooby Doo? included
a flashback to Velma's fifth birthday, using the character designs from A Pup Named Scooby-Doo, albeit with some modifications, such as Daphne wearing purple rather than pink. Fred and Velma were the only returning characters to speak in the flashback
So if it properly respects Scooby canon, this "adult-focused comedy" will be about the adventures of a four-year-old or younger girl.
― shivers me timber (sic), Thursday, 11 February 2021 08:06 (three years ago) link
The show follows how she loses her briefcase-sized mobile computer that can determine who the culprit is
― Animal Bitrate (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 11 February 2021 11:08 (three years ago) link
and it winds up in the hands of.....
Inspector Gadget
who then also loses it
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 February 2021 14:24 (three years ago) link
Adam Wingard's Not Making a Face/Off Remake—It's a Sequel https://t.co/QBlQVazq1x pic.twitter.com/y8d6mdXyxb— io9 (@io9) February 12, 2021
― groovypanda, Friday, 12 February 2021 17:44 (three years ago) link
Face/...ON!
― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 February 2021 17:46 (three years ago) link
Face/Lift, more like.
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 12 February 2021 19:42 (three years ago) link
Face/Swap
― jmm, Friday, 12 February 2021 19:45 (three years ago) link
Face/Butt
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 February 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link
there shld be a Face / Off every two years by a different director and with two different leads
― shivers me timber (sic), Friday, 12 February 2021 20:20 (three years ago) link
or just use Statham every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLGD8g7pTfo
― shivers me timber (sic), Friday, 12 February 2021 20:35 (three years ago) link
I'm gonna put your face....back on your face
― frogbs, Friday, 12 February 2021 20:39 (three years ago) link
here's that scene without most of the jokes cut out
― shivers me timber (sic), Friday, 12 February 2021 20:40 (three years ago) link
i would prefer this over the biennial freaky friday movie
― wasdnuos (abanana), Saturday, 13 February 2021 00:00 (three years ago) link
Hello, Cruel World. New Trailer Tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/oAFK0epmbB— Walt Disney Studios (@DisneyStudios) February 16, 2021
they’re jokerfying cruella de vil
― tiwa-nty one savage (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 15:41 (three years ago) link
"Let me get this straight - you think dogs are only good for fur for coats?""They are - and I'm tired of pretending that they're not"
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 15:53 (three years ago) link
The hits just keep on coming
Netflix just announced the project, featuring the coming-of-age story of one #WednesdayAddams from director Tim Burton. https://t.co/Qr5obu0nIQ— Tor.com (@tordotcom) February 17, 2021
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 21:28 (three years ago) link
finally we'll know how Wednesday got her powers
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 21:28 (three years ago) link
lol I came here because of Cruella, glad to see I was not first. At least maybe finally we will learn how Cruella got so cruel.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 21:44 (three years ago) link
wednesday is the strongest addams family member to build a story around, but tim burton, ugh
― wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 21:45 (three years ago) link
Ooh, ooh, let me see if I can guess the next announcement! Let's see...perfunctory + edgy reboot of secondary (if not tertiary), decades-old character that literally no one was asking to see again, featuring the creative input of someone with a recognizable name who really needs a new boat, from a platform in desperate need of literally any content whatsoever...
The Roku Channel announces Ferguson Explains Nothing, a dark new take on the younger brother of Clarissa and his blood pact with the Dark Lord, from visionary auteur Baz Luhrmann
― The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 21:47 (three years ago) link
Was this posted?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezhm_9ehXU4
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 21:48 (three years ago) link
I just soiled myself.I...yes, I'm still soiling myself. Goddamn it.
― The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 21:51 (three years ago) link
A SpaceX rocket exploding isn't going to have the same emotional impact as Challenger.
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Friday, February 12, 2021 2:48 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― edited for dog profanity (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 21:53 (three years ago) link
xxp the Onion's video division keeps getting better.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:03 (three years ago) link
i'm guessing most people who grew up with punky brewster have kids who are too old for this
― wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:29 (three years ago) link
I have absolutely no idea who they think that show is for.Hey why not Webster except Webster is fifty and unemployed and going back to finish his college degree and there's a wacky tween vlogger who he befriends and also no one under thirty knows who Webster even is and no one over thirty has particularly fond memories of the third-rate '80s sitcom called Webster and even the few who might aren't exactly doing flips about seeing Webster: The Depressing Middle-Aged Years.
― The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:43 (three years ago) link
I just soiled myself.
I...yes, I'm still soiling myself. Goddamn it.
― The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Wednesday, February 17, 2021 4:51 PM bookmarkflaglink
Butt Lunch
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 23:58 (three years ago) link
They could reboot Small Wonder as a Robot Out of Water story, where the robot kid from the '80s, still the same "age," is discovered in 2021. Hijinks, anachronisms and malapropisms ensue.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 23:58 (three years ago) link
that Punky Brewster looks like a very, very, very, very poor man's Pamela Adlon/Better Things
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 18 February 2021 13:03 (three years ago) link
EXCLU: Timothee Chalamet to play Willy Wonka in WB origin pic WONKA https://t.co/7iRDNk8Qa9— Justin Kroll (@krolljvar) May 24, 2021
lol
― rob, Monday, 24 May 2021 15:15 (three years ago) link
omg, hatewatch time
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 May 2021 15:21 (three years ago) link
WONKA: THE MAN AND HIS DREAM
― Chickpeas, Scamps and Beeves (Noodle Vague), Monday, 24 May 2021 15:49 (three years ago) link
4 hours, Zak Snyder directed
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 May 2021 15:55 (three years ago) link
i'm not sure how i feel about such a smashable wonka
― cat, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 01:10 (three years ago) link
Mr. Chalamet yearns to be seen so much more than smashable; he wants to break free and see more scripts that exhibit his darker, edgier side. His next obvious move is to play The Joker.
― What's It All About, Althea? (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 01:17 (three years ago) link
plot twist: timothee chalamet IS the joker AS willy wonka IN: wb's rebooted dark universe reboot, little orphan bruce wayne and the chocolate factory 2: rebootier
― cat, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 01:31 (three years ago) link
Ok, so going from the reviews, Top Gun: Maverick might actually be good?
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 17 May 2022 11:44 (two years ago) link
the first one wasn't good
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 15:16 (two years ago) link
The twist is it’s a sequel to Maverick, not Top Gun.
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 17 May 2022 15:25 (two years ago) link