Enough With The Cutesy Titles, People Are Dead: US Politics January 2021 pt 2

the hammer is his penis

Mostly curious which doofus butt-kisser thought to have "TRUMP" engraved on a Thor hammer.

Probably Trump.

i was going to say that trump has no idea who thor is because he doesn't read, but i forgot that it's a major action movie franchise now, so

Maybe he doesn't know Thor at all and just wanted his name on a giant hammer, and his aides kind of looked at each other and made the call for him.

bullhorn lady thread

1/ The pink-hatted Capitol rioter known as #BullhornLady, who shouted detailed instruction to others as they invaded the building, is now among the FBI’s Most Wanted, but her identity is still not publicly known... pic.twitter.com/XZCfZMCz26

— J. David McSwane (@davidmcswane) January 17, 2021

defintely not ma boebert

i love how boebert comes up a natural suspect because she's fucking bonkers it's actually possible

i was going to say that trump has no idea who thor is because he doesn't read, but i forgot that it's a major action movie franchise now, so

Cant believe a bunch Twitter accounts that follow Seth Abramson misled us on the identity of bullhorn lady.

Cheaper than I expected:

Mr. Kiriakou was separately told that Mr. Trump’s personal lawyer Rudolph W. Giuliani could help him secure a pardon for $2 million.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/17/us/politics/trump-pardons.html

hope they catch Maga Nona and her magic bullhorn

No. I think the one thing trump and I have in common is total ignorance of pop culture since about 2008.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, January 18, 2021 5:37 AM (one hour ago)

Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 17, 2012

Lots of response to my Pattinson/Kristen Stewart reunion. She will cheat again--100 certain--am I ever wrong?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 18, 2012

Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 22, 2012

Miss Universe 2012 Pageant will be airing live on @nbc & @Telemundo december 19th. Open invite stands for Robert Pattinson.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 25, 2012

had a dream last night that FOX was advertising an airing of "Home Alone 2: Uncut" as "the version the fake news doesn't WANT you to see"

sic why the hell are you posting old Trump tweets, which both drive referring traffic to Twitter AND amplifies Trump’s online presence?

People are missing Trump already, it seems

I did not post anything that could drive referring traffic to twitter

Thank you for those tweets. Love them. Great stuff.

On a different Twitter note, this thread, by one of the best journalists who has been studying Q regularly for years now, had this thread an hour back. Worth keeping in mind in terms of what's next after the 20th:

Over the last few years, I kept in touch with some QAnon supporters through DMs, checking in on them to see if they'd ever come out of it when their next doomsday came and went.

They'd typically first message me calling me a Satanic pedophile. I'd ignore it and ask questions.

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) January 17, 2021

"they think they're the good guys" otm

some of my mother's friends went full-on Q. she is utterly baffled by how crazy it sounds, but she hasn't spent much time on social media

Lmao these people. Katie Porter is fine and seems like she might be an improvement if it weren’t got the fact she she could easily lose her seat the next time the republicans have a good midterm election.

It's not as wide as the GOP, but there's also a gap between grassroots Ds & their leadership. The left, of course, has little use for either cong leader.

But it's also resistance folk.

How many who RT'd this even know who Hakeem Jeffries is?https://t.co/yAjxFtBygs

— Jonathan Martin (@jmartNYT) January 17, 2021

Whomp whomp

Twitter has suspended the account of Georgia Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, for 12 hours, for repeatedly tweeting election misinformation, the company tells @donie. (She tweets a lot of wildly inaccurate stuff about the election and other subjects.)

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) January 17, 2021

This is big:

Um, these folks are NOT okay. pic.twitter.com/joZknx9n3a

— yvette nicole brown (@YNB) January 17, 2021

sounds to me like someone openly trolling the QAnon folks

Amazing weight loss on lardarses part and is Biden wearing a fat suit
. Must be. Surely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyihQtBes1I

I'm actually pretty okay with this development if it means they mercilessly hound 'Biden with Trump's face' as he's trying to eke out life as a private citizen.

yes otm

we should have had a pardon pool...what's the over/under? 20 pardons? 50?

For the pardon pool
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61dTr-1c0KL._AC_SL1381_.jpg

idk what treason is

http://www.kykernel.com/idk-what-treason-is-uk-student-receives-criminal-complaints-in-d-c-court-for-participation/article_6e26ed92-5922-11eb-8ec8-fbb53195ee20.html

"Does anybody remember treason?"

stop the steal!!

That was a touchdown!!!

Come on now. #Bucs #FACTS

— Kayleigh McEnany (@kayleighmcenany) January 18, 2021

So close, and yet so far away. https://t.co/2EOQCC23Wp pic.twitter.com/sxarmrgj0S

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) January 18, 2021

W-1 further advised that HATLEY was sharing his geolocation with W-2 via the application “Life360” during HATLEY’s entire time in Washington, D.C. and had told W-2 he was going to attend the protests against the certification of the election. Life360 is a cellular phone application that allows individuals to track the location of a cellular telephone if the individual has installed the company’s technology on their phone. Individuals can create an account with Life360 that allows the user to share information, such as the location of the user’s cellular telephone, with another user that has downloaded the application. W-1 identified HATLEY’s cellular telephone number for the FBI.

Real brain genius hours

63,985th reference to "Confederacy of Dunces" but

This defendant, an avowed white supremacist, wore his court-ordered ankle bracelet to Trump’s speech on the Ellipse and then to the Capitol on January 6th.

He told his probation officer he would be distributing bibles with the Gideons that day. https://t.co/4Gcxh4812W pic.twitter.com/nKrpmvsVeM

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) January 17, 2021

Florida data scientist in battle with state over Covid dashboard plans to turn herself in
Rebekah Jones, who helped develop Florida’s dashboard, alleged a warrant was made out for her arrest on a charge unrelated to a December raid on her home.

The Florida data scientist, who alleged state officials fired her for refusing to change coronavirus numbers, said she plans on surrendering herself to law enforcement a month after authorities raided her home.

Rebekah Jones, who helped develop Florida’s Covid-19 dashboard, has been in a monthslong public battle with the state since she alleged officials ousted her from her position for her refusal to “manually change data to drum up support for the plan to reopen.” She announced on social media Saturday that she planned on surrendering to authorities.

“To protect my family from continued police violence, and to show that I'm ready to fight whatever they throw at me, I'm turning myself into police in Florida Sunday night,” Jones said.https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-data-scientist-battle-state-over-covid-dashboard-plans-turn-n1254544

xp
"Distributing bibles to the insurgents, c'mon! You know they need them!"

Got ourselves a real specimen here

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/cowboys-trump-founder-arrested-after-allegedly-leading-capitol-rioters-prayer-n1254559

was hoping that meant Jerry Jones got arrested

It turns out THIS was Biden's radical new agenda:

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/new-radicals-reunion-biden-inauguration-parade-1115838/

Jason Leopold
@JasonLeopold

https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1349843834948227074/n4oL4wtI?format=jpg&name=900x900
Jon Schaffer, guitarist for metal band Iced Earth, in federal custody after Capitol insurrection, faces 6 charges
https://www.indystar.com/story/news/crime/2021/01/17/jon-schaffer-fbi-custody-after-capitol-riot/4200215001/

Pic is of course much more impressive full-size: column ov selfy-taking onslaughters

Man, they *fill* that passageway, wall-to-wall assholes---not so funny.

he walks the streets
no more today
the wicked one
who yelled that day

lol bet he doesn't realize he just ended his career

Other guy in that article is just straight up named chad huh

I've been listening to metal for over 35 years and I don't think I've ever heard a whole Iced Earth song.

i saw Iced Earth in like, 1998 & thought they ruled
i also thought Phil Anselmo was great when i was in high school

so i’m batting a thousand on these clowns