From the “DAAAAAWWWWWWctopus cute pics (no squid allowed)” thread:
Okay I know this isn't the right thread for it but I can't help falling in love with the banded piglet squid🖼
it says no squid allowed right there in the thread title ffs
Yes and I am protesting that octonormative bigotry
― Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Sunday, 17 January 2021 16:20 (five years ago)
Dammit, there should be an easier way to quote folks with credit in Zing
― Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Sunday, 17 January 2021 16:21 (five years ago)
ok this, this is the nadir
― imago, Sunday, 17 January 2021 16:24 (five years ago)
Oh, _you’re_ a nadir.
― Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Sunday, 17 January 2021 17:14 (five years ago)
precious, scarce
― Florida Man vs. California Bill (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 17 January 2021 17:26 (five years ago)
i liked "octonormative"
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 January 2021 18:00 (five years ago)
Usually the US politics thread just makes me cry but the string of posts after this embedded tweet really got me (esp M@tt):
Enough With The Cutesy Titles, People Are Dead: US Politics January 2021 pt 2
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 16:55 (five years ago)
All kicking off at Leamington. Mike McGrath sent off for Kettering after a physical altercation with the referee , took it out on the changing room then decided that wasn't enough is tried to get back on the pitch to have another go at the ref before the stewards got control and gave him to the police.
― Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 20:36
Just seen the video - the ref calls him over for something, he's clearly got a cob on and goes to square up but the ref has his arm out pointing and McGrath meets it with his chest, then slaps it out of the way so he can get closer.
― Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 21:14
Leamington spar
― kieth chagrin (NickB), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 21:23
― Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 21:36 (five years ago)
― na (NA), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 21:47 (five years ago)
This is the redemptive moment
― spaghetti connemara (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 21:54 (five years ago)
wtf that's a great joke
― Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 22:04 (five years ago)
sometimes a joke's greatness is in its plunge to a nadir
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 22:06 (five years ago)
This is the Nader
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2168451223/headshot_nader.jpg
― zydecovid (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 22:14 (five years ago)
Even if you didnt like the joke theres no need to ralph
― spaghetti connemara (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 22:27 (five years ago)
unfunny in any case
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 22:28 (five years ago)
lol at a decent footcelsior making it onto main and outraging the self-same americans who'd previously described 'octonormative' as a good gag
― imago, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 22:34 (five years ago)
spoken like a true biped
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 22:36 (five years ago)
(also)
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 22:37 (five years ago)
Oh wow, CNN is saying Trump left a letter for Biden. Can't wait.
Yes, just one letter...Q.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 14:09 (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 14:52 (five years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbyXBUEOy5A
― Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:12 (five years ago)
YALL COULDA WENT TO COSTA RICA BUT YA DUMBASS SAID Q!? 🤦🏾♀️ #WheelOfFortune— Queen Mother Asantewa (@Tunacheckers) February 21, 2020
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:06 (five years ago)
I chuckled at Leamington Spar ... it's less a footie joke and more a geography pun
― sarahell, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:25 (five years ago)
It's entirely a geographical pun.
― Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:44 (five years ago)
Royal Leamington Spa, commonly known as Leamington Spa or simply Leamington, is a spa town and civil parish in Warwickshire, England. Originally a small village called Leamington Priors, it grew into a spa town in the 18th century following the popularisation of its water which was reputed to have medicinal qualities.
oh right, a spa town.
― Florida Man vs. California Bill (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:27 (five years ago)
you don't remember the episode of Bosom Manor that took place at Leamington Spa???
― sarahell, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:35 (five years ago)
was that the one where Paul Druddington's croquet game went sour at a crucial moment during the annual Curdled Cream Concatenation?
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:41 (five years ago)
― sarahell, Wednesday, January 20, 2021 5:35 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
lol
― satanist of size (map), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:44 (five years ago)
Think it was the one where major fuddingtons man dropped a whoozy at the panto
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:45 (five years ago)
the what now
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:46 (five years ago)
it involved the local MP, the family solicitor, and Mrs. Fuddington's pussy
― sarahell, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:50 (five years ago)
oh and the Vicar's unfortunate pudding
the pussy had got into the pudding you see
― sarahell, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:52 (five years ago)
Uncomfortable memories of “Nancy Reagan pussy pudding”
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:53 (five years ago)
Just say NO
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:53 (five years ago)
Simpkins, the boathouse is all at sixes and sevens!
― zydecovid (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:13 (five years ago)
ah yes, Simpkins with the hereditary stutter! And when asked about the "incident" he would stammer "Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh" while everyone impatiently waited for the next syllable so that they could know whether it was the pussy or pudding to which he was referring! Such a droll episode!
― sarahell, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:20 (five years ago)
Crying over here lol
― The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:48 (five years ago)
this is reaching whiney blood pudding levels
― Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:58 (five years ago)
Blood puh-puh-puh
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:58 (five years ago)
puh puh puh pip pip
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:07 (five years ago)
dying
― Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:29 (five years ago)
DJ Fuddington dropping his hit "WHOOZY AT TH' PANTO"
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:31 (five years ago)
and his fans, which are their own subculture, the Fuddalos ...
― sarahell, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:54 (five years ago)
...with their trademark Fuddalo call, "POOP POOOOP!"
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:31 (five years ago)
If sarahell weren’t already posting in the excelsior thread, I’d have c&p her drollery here.
― Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:48 (five years ago)
i'ddroll.jpg
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:49 (five years ago)
pantonormative
― imago, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:52 (five years ago)
Punching up
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:54 (five years ago)
I wanted to go to New Zealand but they told me I'd have to stay in my hotel room for two weeks until they could be sure I wasn't Amanda Palmer
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, January 21, 2021
― Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Thursday, 21 January 2021 17:13 (five years ago)
Lol
― Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 21 January 2021 19:21 (five years ago)