My buyout bag is just weed, Smirnoff, and cash
― alpaca lips now (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 January 2021 23:11 (three years ago) link
Gah bugout
Ive had design meetings where transcripts wouldnt necessarily read too differently to the last seven-odd posts itt
― spaghetti connemara (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 January 2021 02:02 (three years ago) link
Never let a room full of people who need something brainstorm about what they need, imo.
― Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 16 January 2021 02:08 (three years ago) link
Nobody ever seems to consider what would actually happen to a brain in a storm, tbh
― spaghetti connemara (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 January 2021 02:14 (three years ago) link
Odd, that lightning storm seemed to vivify the brain of Frankenstein's monster.
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Saturday, 16 January 2021 02:16 (three years ago) link
what would i need in a buyout bag. Hmmmmmmm
― maf you one two (maffew12), Saturday, 16 January 2021 02:41 (three years ago) link
I'll invoice you via email, I need money to buy a flashlight full of mace and astronaut ice cream
― thousand-yard spiral stairs (f. hazel), Saturday, 16 January 2021 03:15 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/bwMVIR3.png
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 21:13 (three years ago) link
I can't remember the product that was promoted in the Super Bowl ad – something about showering in the forest – but I seriously thought it was a parody until the very end.
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 21:16 (three years ago) link
this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDHNMqOLw_o
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 21:18 (three years ago) link
uh
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 21:21 (three years ago) link
It's a men's hygiene product that dares to admit it has nothing to offer you but a rich sense of its own comedic value.
― Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 21:41 (three years ago) link
https://64.media.tumblr.com/8809b946a88e1aa38432ecfdccceb85c/tumblr_ngc4ytwVmC1razbajo1_1280.jpg
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 20:11 (three years ago) link
this... seems like a sex thing.
― cat, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 02:17 (three years ago) link
yeah
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 02:21 (three years ago) link
as opposed to a gender thing, that is. though there is certainly some significant gender stuff mixed in with this sex stuff, all dumped into a dog bowl with "MAN" stenciled on the side in manly prison-esque font, the prison of dehumanizing masculine expectations etc.
i kind of want one but my partner might get the wrong idea.
― cat, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 02:22 (three years ago) link
Uh-oh! A rival enters the territory...
https://i.imgur.com/jb7hKWj.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 03:10 (three years ago) link
I thought you meant “a sex thing” in the “my mistress makes me eat out of this bowl during our sessions” sense.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 03:44 (three years ago) link
that is what i meant! is there a word for sexual activity that doesn't include the "sex" part, since it's still so often bound up with gender? aside from, like, "fucking".
"this seems like a sexual activity thing"
"this seems like a fucking thing"
"this seems like a coitus thing"
or i guess in this instance "this seems like a fetish thing" could have worked, but the question still stands because i am drawing a blank
― cat, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 07:26 (three years ago) link
My brain was not working properly last night; I thought you meant it in some "sex vs gender" way.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 11:04 (three years ago) link
It's true, a real hungry man can hold 20 ounces.
― pplains, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 12:19 (three years ago) link
xpost oic. but this is why we need another sex word, too much confusion/overlap! Orgasmic Gratification or its mellifluous portmanteau "orgrat" is what i'm threatening to use until i find something better.
"this... seems like an orgrat thing"
why yes i am a modern day shakespeare, thank you for noticing
― cat, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:10 (three years ago) link
i thought you were a cat
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:12 (three years ago) link
*tries to figure out how to fold-up map again*
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:14 (three years ago) link
*misses free throw*
ONCE UPON A TIME, MEN ATE OUT OF THE BOWL
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:16 (three years ago) link
https://www.professorpincushion.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ppc_catCostumeRenaissanceCollar_side_1920x1080_002-1.jpg
― cat, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:19 (three years ago) link
you don't understand, MAN is the name of my dog
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:21 (three years ago) link
lmao
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:23 (three years ago) link
man, no!no man
Absolutely dying at the concept of tactical gummy bears but the copy makes it even funnier pic.twitter.com/FQFQSl2wrJ— show me that gabagool (@mustachetoilet) May 25, 2021
when you're out on a mission to kill, and you need to be able to count on yr gummie bears
― Karl Malone, Friday, 28 May 2021 17:24 (two years ago) link
that is what i meant! is there a word for sexual activity that doesn't include the "sex" part, since it's still so often bound up with gender? aside from, like, "fucking"."this seems like a sexual activity thing""this seems like a fucking thing""this seems like a coitus thing"or i guess in this instance "this seems like a fetish thing" could have worked, but the question still stands because i am drawing a blank― cat, Wednesday, April 14, 2021 3:26 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink
― cat, Wednesday, April 14, 2021 3:26 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink
Gender performance, maybe? Most (all?) of the items in this thread seem to be banking on the idea that certain men will pay a premium to not consume or do anything cursed with female associations.
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Friday, 28 May 2021 18:57 (two years ago) link
xp - apparently they were anticipating a deluge of returns due to "heat shield packaging failure"
what's with all the (joke) anti-gay stuff in the comments like "Don't eat regular gummy bears like some homo!!! NO REFUNDS"? Does the world of tactical gear sales intersect with homophobia?
― worth her weight in dogecoin (Lee626), Friday, 28 May 2021 20:53 (two years ago) link
I'd be surprised if it didn't?
― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Friday, 28 May 2021 21:08 (two years ago) link
Gummy bears are fine, gummy worms might as well be tiny soft dicks.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 28 May 2021 22:07 (two years ago) link
This brand name popped into my head one day....and I looked up in TESS and it's not trademarked:
Brobiotics
should I form the worst startup ever?
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 July 2021 20:55 (two years ago) link
guys
let's talk about GUT health.
new dannon for men is specially formulated to deliver optimal gut performance in a portable, TACTICAL yogurt capsule.
― class project pat (m bison), Monday, 19 July 2021 21:06 (two years ago) link
hell yeah
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 July 2021 21:24 (two years ago) link
Meaty, manly dumps like your father used to take... where have they gone?
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 July 2021 03:42 (two years ago) link
I still make a splash
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 July 2021 03:57 (two years ago) link
ew
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Friday, 23 July 2021 04:37 (two years ago) link
Ranch Water?
― brimstead, Sunday, 26 September 2021 00:42 (two years ago) link
https://www.adweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/ryan-bingham-lone-river-2021-652x367.jpg the camel photographer was still cooler
― brimstead, Sunday, 26 September 2021 00:43 (two years ago) link
https://www.southernliving.com/recipes/ranch-water
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 26 September 2021 01:54 (two years ago) link
dadssanityRating: 3 stars07/17/2021
Followed recipe and just couldn’t get a taste that I was happy with. It’s a shame because I had to buy all of the ingredients.
― gbx, Sunday, 26 September 2021 03:03 (two years ago) link
I've been making that drink for years, but never knew it had a name... Always just thought of it as diluted fizzy margarita. Now that I know it's called Texas Ranch Water and is consumed by real cowpokes, I feel at least 10-15% more masculine.
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Sunday, 26 September 2021 05:03 (two years ago) link
I’m not making my own ranch water
― brimstead, Sunday, 26 September 2021 06:48 (two years ago) link
Ranch water is decent. Similar to a gin rickey, which I also like
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 26 September 2021 09:07 (two years ago) link
So it’s a tequila gimlet?
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Sunday, 26 September 2021 10:03 (two years ago) link