And Sleepy Joe Will Get The Credit: US Politics January 2021

He's in a John Waters movie?

Clearly a D-E-E-P-F-A-K-E.

ooooh, lemme see

I made $22 on this Queens assclown

Second half of January thread title?

― TrumpPence a Bag (B.L.A.M.)

lol we are almost an eternity away from Feb. 1st, but cosign

that's not even gonna last to the end of the week

Maybe for the January 2021 part 2 thread?

Tonight he truly became presidential. Against his will.

Rush Limbaugh likes Boz Scaggs

Limbo Shuffle

Breakdown Dead Ahead

That Trump video is a nice illustration of the Flannery O'Connor Moral Principle: “She would have been a good woman,” The Misfit said, “if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life.”

Dear Clintons,

You know what's deplorable?

Being Impeached!!!#BasketOfDeplorables

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) September 10, 2016

lauren boebert says she will file impeachment against biden on jan 21. this is going to be an ongoing trend, forever

She seems like a born showboat, I'm sure there will more antics out of her

Won't even pass the resolution stage

fortunately, as a freshman rep with no seniority, we can all safely ignore lauren boebert until she commits her first criminal act. should take less than a week.

Or happened already today.

She’s already committing a criminal act! It could not be more obvious that she’s carrying a gun into the building.

What the new majority should do is pass some new laws giving out long sentences for things like guns in the capitol, then send her away for a couple decades

She's the owner of Shooters Grill in Rifle, CO, she's gotta be on brand at all times.

That new Trump video is hilaaaaaarious. Aside from a little 'free speech' segue, he actually manages to sound presidential! He even says 'COVID-19' instead if 'China virus'! And you know that every second of it just ripping him apart inside. Too little, way too late, ya mutt. GO GET YOUR SHINEBOX.

then we may live in the hope of a warrant being issued against her soon. representatives have no immunity from legal liability and I suspect that such antics will not be met with the customary and usual forbearance.

This is an excellent summary of Lauren Boebert:

https://www.laurensrapsheet.com/

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5f4b155ca23dbb3ab868b37d/t/5f7527900df493541c537a83/1601513362385/LB+Rapsheet+Full.pdf

https://images.app.goo.gl/qC9Kbs5TMapKN5fz8

http://images.app.goo.gl/qC9Kbs5TMapKN5fz8

Republicans: “This impeachment is being rushed”

Republicans the week RBG died: pic.twitter.com/ANZbcamo1Y

— Jesse Thee Slade 🥂 (@Jesse_bslade) January 13, 2021

predict it will take me 5 seconds to see my first "well akshually...." in the tweet replies

#NEW: Pelosi - Statement Announcing Rule Change Mandating Fines for Refusing to Follow New Chamber Security Screening Protocols pic.twitter.com/r0YMfYDCUs

— Ali Dukakis (@ajdukakis) January 14, 2021

took 10 seconds

Boebert only broke the law because lily-livered libcucks taught her to expect handouts. That was before working at Mickie Dee's opened her eyes to the virtues of self-will.

Pelosi: $5000 for first offense, $10,000 for subsequent, to be deducted directly from their salary. She'd probably make that up in a gofundme in a half hour, but it might lay the groundwork for a weapons charge from the DC prosecutors.

She's the owner of Shooters Grill in Rifle, CO, she's gotta be on brand at all times.

― pomenitul, Wednesday, January 13, 2021 8:05 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

everything about this person is hilarious

it's all fun and games until she puts someone's eye out

more like her husband from his rap sheet

He needs his own Cape Penis House

are there a lot of other restaurants where the staff members are carrying guns around? when i read about 'shooters' it seemed like a novel idea but i don't know much about these open carry parts of the country

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/live-blog/2021-01-13-trump-impeachment-25th-amendment-n1253971/ncrd1254216?cid=sm_npd_ms_fb_ma&fbclid=IwAR2gcVXpaos3dv2W30E7HLWBWRLKT-EG4u_hQtgkkHMVQMvlQaSEiNBGEeo#liveBlogHeader

Aside from a little 'free speech' segue

Agree with someone on CNN--this was his quid pro quo (he likes those) for releasing the video.

more like quid pro cowed into submission

Deepfakethroated.

it seems he isn't as fearless as he seemed before, he was just insulated from consequences like a spoiled toddler. and he seems spooked now, even as only 10 house republicans voted to impeach (which was insane, i expected way more).

the insanity among republicans runs deep atm

att, afaict

i think a lot of them are scared of being among the handful of house republicans to speak out, to be honest

not making excuses for them -- it's cowardly and fucked up. but i'll bet there are some who just don't want to get on the bad side of maga world

I am just pleased it's double digits

i think a lot of them are scared of being among the handful of house republicans to speak out, to be honest

How do you help a friend who's in an abusive relationship?

Scared of primaried or paramilitaried

Counterpoint:

I get it, but some of us just spent the last 2 years taking stances that have led to repeated attempts on our lives - for demanding guaranteed healthcare, immigrant justice, etc.

Sorry if this lacks empathy, but it’s a privilege if this is their first time. They can do one vote. https://t.co/PGPObm4K2C

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 13, 2021

yeah, aoc otm