And Sleepy Joe Will Get The Credit: US Politics January 2021

Thought you wrote "for abasement"

The Impeachmenting is complete.

Chip Roy walked through the metal detector post-table and it went off and he just kept walking.

Keystone Kapital police

the majority of that 'simple' minority knows their position is pure bullshit, but they do it because they know their primary voters are fanatical and ignorant yahoos.

hope those tables are bulletproof, because boebert's packing heat

wasn't there a maneuver shooms could use to force the senate to reconvene before the 19th? what happened with that?

Gave up cuz it was hard and Mitch didn't wanna, I think.

that's the thing the table-haters don't understand: these pro-grade tables can be turned sideways, upside-down even. they're modular. you can throw a table. and you can't walk over a table.

hope those tables are bulletproof, because boebert's packing heat

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, January 13, 2021 4:43 PM (thirty-six seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Haven't you seen any action movies? All tables and car doors are bulletproof.

Repeached!

It's also possible to drink oneself under the table

but THIS holiday season
THESE tactical tables
just might...
feature...

*I Feel Good starts playing*

DRAWERS!

*montage of dancing*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmNU361mM-I
featuring d treezy

Forced into retirement, he was never given the chance for a Threepeachment.

well, for the ilx historical record, in addition to making table movie trailer jokes, i am kind of astonished that this just happened (the second impeachment). i remember earlier this year, weeks after the first impeachment, angrily making a "IMPEACH THE RACIST PRESIDENT AGAIN!" sign to hang in the living room window, in total futility and sadness. and of course, knowing there was no way they were going to impeach the racist president again, for all the reasons that seemed so obvious at the time. and here we are

good poster

I get it, but some of us just spent the last 2 years taking stances that have led to repeated attempts on our lives - for demanding guaranteed healthcare, immigrant justice, etc.

Sorry if this lacks empathy, but it’s a privilege if this is their first time. They can do one vote. https://t.co/PGPObm4K2C

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 13, 2021

Can we impeach trump every January?

Congratulation to all-time record-holding loser Donald Trump, who will be forever remembered, even by inattentive 7th graders, as the only President to be impeached twice.

Among other dubious records, Trump will likely long hold the record for easiest trivia answer, too.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

lol

To that, and everything else, really.

lol WaPo headline is literally a giant TRUMP IMPEACHED AGAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzZCiZdGae0

I wonder if Trump is secretly proud of this milestone

I AM THE TABLE

Cf Lou Reed/Metallica

Please realize you’re asking “Why convict him once he’s already out of office?” in a country that executed someone last night

— Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) January 13, 2021

the MOST impeached

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEGj4cfSgP8

Congratulation to all-time record-holding loser Donald Trump, who will be forever remembered, even by inattentive 7th graders, as the only President to be impeached twice.

I hope this remains "only" and not "first"

I feel like twice in one term is going to be hard to match.

Clinton didn't manage to get impeached in his first term at all.

Tsk.

Trump is currently in the Oval Office awarding the National Medal of Arts to singers Toby Keith and Ricky Skaggs, minutes after becoming the first president ever impeached twice.

— Peter Alexander (@PeterAlexander) January 13, 2021

Though I'm sure Morbz would have been the first to note the time when Ricky associated with another NYC pol he hated (scroll ahead to 1:45):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_QheuTi8Q8

aw i like ricky skaggs, i wish he wasn't fraternizing with evil

in other news: "Only one person showed up to the pro-Trump protest outside Twitter’s San Francisco HQ, 30 police officers were there to monitor the scene, Ray Blanco was one of the two anti-Trump protesters who showed up"
https://www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2021/1/11/22225721/twitter-protest-san-francisco-trump-stopthesteal-deplatforming

Impeachment of Donald Trump may refer to:

First impeachment of Donald Trump
First impeachment inquiry against Donald Trump
Impeachment trial of Donald Trump
Second impeachment of Donald Trump

Gonna impeach him so often we'll get tired of all the impeaching.

let's start at the very beginning
a very good place to start
when you speak you begin with A-B-C
When impeaching you start with T-R-U-M-P

Impeached, so nice we did it twice

I feel like twice in one term is going to be hard to match.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, January 13, 2021 4:08 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

pretty sure if they get the chance the GOP will impeach biden 5 times minimum

As the divide widens, I do fully expect more presidents to be impeached than not in the future, fwiw.

that ricky skaggs video is NUTS

https://www.businessinsider.com/senate-democrats-biden-stimulus-infrastructure-legislation-package-sanders-2021-1

senate democrats are...good now?

Mr. Keith was heard to tell the President, "at least you know you're free -- oh, wait"

lol: https://queenseagle.com/all/queens-man-impeached-again

lol

When you're a congress, they let you do it

just ending governments at random times when the parliament doesn't support the executive is how much of the world works. maybe impeachment-o-rama won't be so bad.

Great point just made that a couple of big advantages of postponing the trial portion is that the Dems will control the senate, which means not just subpoena power, but also the power and ability to discover documents and other evidence left out from the first impeachment trial, not to mention any other crimes Trump (probably) committed over the past 4 years. I'm sure Mitch understands this as well. If he really wanted this done, he could end this ASAP. Waiting until Trump is out of office is actually potentially a gift to Dems.

just ending governments at random times when the parliament doesn't support the executive is how much of the world works

Congress should absolutely be able to issue votes of no confidence.

So will Trump actually be forced to turn up this time? I seem to recall Clinton being publicly quizzed for what felt like weeks about the dress jizzing etc. Seemed like Trump pretty much pretended the last impeachment trial wasn't even happening, although it was a year ago, which in current terms is a century or more so easy to forget the details.