And Sleepy Joe Will Get The Credit: US Politics January 2021

another Peter Baker / Maggie Haberman fantasy

not gonna read that but will bet $5 it includes the word "redeem"

/5 Told by other reporters that @laurenboebert apparently was allowed on floor despite refusing her bag to be searched

— John Bresnahan (@bresreports) January 13, 2021

I recently learned there was a Chuck Norris lookalike at the DC Capitol riots. It wasn’t me and I wasn’t there. There is no room for violence of any kind in our society. I am and always will be for Law and Order.

Your friend, Chuck Norris pic.twitter.com/LruKwViWRL

— Chuck Norris (@chucknorris) January 12, 2021

lol

Sweet baby Jesus the clownery pic.twitter.com/ePIHlZlnRO

— Ari Cohn (@AriCohn) January 13, 2021

Phew xp

dang, they meant to look into that before submitting, but

Lagoon, dunno who that tweet is referring to. Ralph Northam is the Democratic Governor of Virginia, not a Republican member of Congress.

It confused me too.

you never know, maybe Northam is packing heat

Kinda feel like they need to install dungeon trapdoors in courtrooms across the nation for the lawyers that keep bringing bullshit like that before a judge. Because what the fuck.

Watching these doofuses attack big tech is like cavemen vs the borg.

Ok never mind, the tweet was about Rep. Ralph Norman

lol at tipsy

Although conviction in the Senate takes 2/3 majority, a simple majority could ban Trump from ever seeking federal office again. Some say this would be too incendiary, others say worse if he just walks away and waits for 2024 (whether he actually runs for Pres again or not, would be sword of Damocles and fundraiser).
But would it suit him better, once/if he got used to it, to not have to make the effort to run again, or even pretend, just be the Influencer? Or he could still be a mayor, a governor.

fuuuuck Pence and fuck anyone trying to give him a redemption arc my god

Hard to keep up--not sure if Trump's words to Pence just before the certification vote have been posted. Back to the Hollywood Access tape, full cirlce.

xpost Careful how you speak about your future president.

Wait what?

Meanwhile…

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/12/us/supreme-court-abortion-pill.html

https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/11/politics/fact-check-tweet-trump-impeachment-run-2024-secret-service/index.html

Neither a second House impeachment nor even a Senate vote to convict Trump and remove him from office would prevent him from running again, in 2024 or beyond.
Rather, after two-thirds of senators present voted to remove Trump, a simple majority of senators present would have to approve an additional vote to bar him from the presidency in the future.
The Senate could not skip the conviction-and-removal vote that requires two-thirds of senators and go straight to the simple-majority vote for future disqualification, Ross Garber, an impeachment and political investigations lawyer who teaches at Tulane Law School, told CNN.

so my old neighbor made this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbBA0_62K6M

lol I bet every single Republican Senator would sign that

but two-thirds of the senate are not going to vote to remove trump

can’t wait for the biden presidency in 8 days

Donald Trump Jr. is now under criminal investigation in the District of Columbia.

Keep the pressure on every single person who incited the violent attack on the Capitol.

— Hakeem Jeffries (@hakeem_jeffries) January 12, 2021

(wipes tear from eye)

It's...it's just so beautiful.

Wait what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h9DqAn72oA

Speaking of metal detectors:
https://www.salon.com/2021/01/12/lawmakers-worry-that-pro-trump-colleagues-could-aid-potential-plot-to-attack-capitol-report/ Also some wondering how invaders went straight to unmarked offices.

This Stephen Miller story is bonkers. pic.twitter.com/hKnBN5YW3w

— Rogue WH Snr Advisor (@roguesnradvisor) January 13, 2021

wow

what does that even mean

he's in hell

haha what

Citation needed.

Back to his elemental form in the underworld.

creepy!

ok who leaked the Steven King book

Hard to keep up--not sure if Trump's words to Pence just before the certification vote have been posted. Back to the Hollywood Access tape, full cirlce.

― clemenza, Wednesday, January 13, 2021 1:08 PM (one hour ago)

Wait what?

― Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, January 13, 2021 1:09 PM (one hour ago)

Has Pence even seen Trump today?

is the source Rod Serling

also what article is that alleged screenshot taken from

Veg otm

enjoying the idea that Stephen Miller is stuck in the elevator but since he's supposed to be hiding he won't call for help

he is drinking his own pee to stay alive

It's yet another reminder that there's no such thing as a lowest point. Green light, baby!

Green pee too.

everybody who has passed through that office been helping dig a massive underground tunnel to safety

trump dosn't even know about it, it's behind a sofa

AOC on instagram live saying she was literally almost murdered during the attack

— Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 (@PlanetofFinks) January 13, 2021

So the other new Q endorsed rep, MTG, is trying her damnedest to catch back up with Boebert in the batshit stakes. Don’t want to share her tweet to amplify it, but she’s tweeting that the Dems have to answer for the violence.

It's the old "look what you made me do!" gambit.