Free as a Dodo: UK Politics Welcomes 2021

i like Rubicon tbf, if they do Quattro as well i'm in

fuck me apparently Quatro stopped manufacture over here in the mid 80s

their sparkling passion fruit pop is boss as well

I used to buy it from the local Asian Supermarket back in the good old days. The two things I look forward to most when the Rona is under control is going shopping there for fresh herbs, spices, garlic, their store made bhajis, white onions etc and rubicon pop and also going to swimming baths.

U ever do a gag comedy confusing cointreau and quattro, good times man

I’m not a huge soda person but I will cross the Rubicon occasionally.

Good god. pic.twitter.com/scyv1rTdXO

— Miriam Brett (@MiriamBrett) January 12, 2021

Brb going to become a businessman

are those cops going to shoot the virus?

They'd only shoot the wrong one.

that would be funny if it wasn't not funny

(i lolled anyway)

Create a hostile environment and send the virus to an island somewhere

These fools didn’t learn a single fucking thing from 2015, did they?
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she has previously said Labour spent too much in the past and she's allegedly from this mythical Soft Left, it won't save her cabinet position though - she'll probably be replaced by Reeves in the next reshuffle because the melt commentariat seem to see her as an "under-performer" whatever that means

can't wait to vote for labour so the poor get crushed slightly more efficiently

I agree with the account that says there is a good chance this current iteration of Labour could be fiscally to the right of the Tories by the next election because for the purposes of factionalism their calendar only goes up to 2015.

Really doesn't make sense to do any shifts like this, the world in 2024 will be v different and perhaps far more hostile to austerity.

The only opposition

Just had a good conversation with the Prime Minister. He has assured me that he is committed to correcting the issue with the food hampers and that a full review of the supply chain is taking place. He agrees that images of hampers being shared on Twitter are unacceptable.

— Marcus Rashford MBE (@MarcusRashford) January 13, 2021

The economics of a system in which Amazon apparently believes it makes financial sense to offer to next-day courier eighty pence worth of salt to me is fascinating.

I think the jury is probably still out on whether Deliveroo can make money. It seems very likely it can’t make money competing with UberEats and JustEat, though. I could see consolidation/ monopolisation being a route out of total collapse.
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agree that monopoly is the only realistic endgame for these businesses. i just don’t think that’s feasible without a highly diversified portfolio (eg amazon, and they are not a monopoly). it’s fascinating to me what companies for whom monopoly seems to be the only point of success are about. netflix is always the one i return to. i think basically there’s a “rise the wave while it’s working” (or lifecycle management) then pivot to the next thing.

it’s a v different business model to classic ones and requires continuous growth rather than sustainability.
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 bookmarkflaglink

My post yesterday was mostly a joke, but I'm sceptical that something highly exploitative will not stick around to drive down wages and conditions for a good while.

What replaces the likes of Uber and Deliveroo, or twitter? Whether they make money or not they seem like part of the system.

Really doesn't make sense to do any shifts like this, the world in 2024 will be v different and perhaps far more hostile to austerity.

He agrees that images of hampers being shared on Twitter are unacceptable.

Marcus m8 it's not the images that are unacceptable

Morning Call this morning makes the point that it would be a hell of a lot more efficient for the government to just give people the money directly and then they could buy the food themselves, rather than subcontracting people to buy the food, assemble hampers, deliver it, etc

Exactly - and there's so little justification to do this so early anyway. If you want a point of clear differentation from the Tories that isn't Brexit ... well, there must be something else they're catastrophically mismanaging you could pick, surely.
― stet, Wednesday, 13 January 2021 bookmarkflaglink

Having had a look at the convo and it seems the Starmer bench want to articulate progressive policy in opaque technocratic language so that it doesn't attract hostility from the press. Which is not Ed Balls though the political outcome has every chance of being so.

Who could have predicted this!

Keir Starmer challenges Johnson on why he was so slow to call for a lockdown. Boris Johnson points out Starmer wanted schools open for as long as Johnson did.

— Michael Walker (@michaeljswalker) January 13, 2021

> Marcus m8 it's not the images that are unacceptable

also, calling them 'hampers' is taking the piss.

Kieth is that forensic that he forgets what his position was last week

Now free school meals. PM says Marcus Rashford is doing a better job at holding the government to account on these issues than Starmer.

— Sienna Rodgers (@siennamarla) January 13, 2021

lol!

Someone tell me what the point of a 24/7 vaccination centre is again, why not just open more vaccination stations?

If the goal is to get to max vax as fast as possible you want to be able to cater easily to people who can't fit in appointments 0800-2000, whether because of job, childcare, general fear of being out with the unmasked hordes, whatever. There are 3m odd night workers, who could get done on their breaks, etc.

Not sure the cost/benefit stacks up against the night-vaccinator being an additional person to help during the day shifts, but if you can find some of those who prefer nights/aren't able to work during the days then its win/win

My only beef with night vaccinations is that I am sure they don’t have the staff or the vaccinations, or they’d be doing this already. I’d be quite happy to get a vaccine in the middle of the night tbh?

they should just run it like polling stations once sufficient vaccine is available

Sir Keir is like an SAS sniper. Luring his target out of cover into the world, forcing him into a mistake and taking him down with a clean shot to the head #PMQs

— ᴀᴀʀᴏɴ ʙᴏᴡᴇʀ (@AaronBower) January 13, 2021

SAS Kieth with his spud gun

sorry for dril tweet but... there's always a dril tweet

the sniper lifestyle requires perfect animal instincts and also smoking. dont join my sniper squad if u havent forsaken humanity& dont smoke

— wint (@dril) September 9, 2013

Aaron Bower getting a savage ratioing for that thirsty thirsty tweet

I would imagine some volunteer staff might be better placed to give vaccines at non-working times as well. If they finish their 60+ hours of online training...

Johnson says he is not happy with them. He thanks Marcus Rashford for highlighting the problem. He claim Rashford is doing a better job at holding him to account than Starmer.

There it is. The actual PM getting one over on the LOTO for government failings.

"Frankly Mr Speaker when I asked Mr Rashford how many children I have, I have to say his guesstimate was far closer than that of my right honourable friend's."

Morning Call this morning makes the point that it would be a hell of a lot more efficient for the government to just give people the money directly and then they could buy the food themselves, rather than subcontracting people to buy the food, assemble hampers, deliver it, etc

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 12:20 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Somewhat missing the point. Govt spending dictated by the actual govt is about ensuring the correct contracts get awarded rather than efficient provision of services.

Thats the meat of the scandal because the actual visible output in terms of the food provided speaks volumes for itself

There has been a debate about cash-in-hand because furlough money has been an universal transfer of payment to those that might have lost their livelihoods

The govt is about, insofar that it's about anything, about ticking things over for business and generating growth for their donors. Anything else -- like food for those that need it -- gets little to no oversight.

Via 🔐, it seems that the answer to the question all the econometricians were asking about "how can this be an additive rather than multiplicative factor" is "it wasn't" https://t.co/5NZhwxUJ51

— Dan Davies (@dsquareddigest) January 13, 2021

I saw that too, but not familiar with the embedded source to see if it’s legit?

the voucher system reminds me of how the Family Trust Fund went to shit. At the start of this decade if you had a disabled child in your family you could apply for a pretty generous one-off annual payment towards a holiday, a home improvement or just basically anything that improves their life in some way. The last time I could apply for it it had degenerated into a voucher sytem and that you can only use at one specific retailer and it was restricted to whatever dud items the (no doubt tory donor owned) retailer was wanting to get shut of.

I think the debate will go on, is my takeaway xp

I'm a bit of a new variant sceptic or at least I think it has been cynically used as a cover for the govt's ham-fisted handling of the pandemic since autumn, well since it started to be more accurate.

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I didn’t think Kate Hoey was notably interested in the constitutional position of NI? Also, it’s not a province, ghoul.

47,525 new COVID19 positive cases, and 1,564 deaths within 28 days of a positive test, have been reported today across the UK.

And Keith has been owned by Boris

Cases by specimen date at least are down from the 70-80k reported on a couple of recent days. However where I am has been rising and rising recently with no signs of getting over the peak. (I remember when cases approaching 5k was worrying :( )

Some of the highest death days (by date of death) about a week or so ago are 800+ and still rising.

Almost one in 660 people in the UK have died from Covid or Covid-related causes so far during the pandemic. The UK now has one of the worst Covid mortality rates in the world, at 151 per 100,000 people, ahead of the US, Spain and Mexico where there are 116, 113 and 108 deaths per 100,000 people respectively.