And Sleepy Joe Will Get The Credit: US Politics January 2021

i would be out of character but he might have bargained for a pardon

Dokken - Bargained for a Pardon

Insiders say he is increasingly isolated in the White House on the can.

We know he has pardoned for a bargain or two so why not

does that mean the bathroom is sealed

Now that the cobra has promised not to bite us again, let us resume our slumber in this tent. Removing it would only cause further division between us and herpetophiles

lol

If I were Pence, I'd say 'yes, i'll pardon you', then when he resigns laugh diabolically and spit in his face.

Don't know what dirt will come out about Graham, but am expecting it to be depravity beyond imagining.

oh wow my representative tested positive for covid after having hidden from the mob in a room with republicans who refused to wear masks

yes, i'll pardon you

https://www.everythingzoomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/MAG_HERO_1611_DollyParton.jpg

that's my favorite picture of pence

Has anyone told Trump that only the president can resign from the presidency? Might be a good way for him to show off his power as president and prove his naysayers wrong.

Sorry if this was posted already but it confirms our worst fears:

New: @FBI now reports in a bulletin "Armed protests are being planned at all 50 state capitols from 16 January through at least 20 January, and at the US Capitol from 17 January through 20 January,” @AaronKatersky reports.

— Josh Margolin (@JoshMargolin) January 11, 2021

Graham's got to be 'live boy', no?

cc alfred

Apparently someone carved "Trump" onto the back of a manatee.

"Federal officials seek information on manatee harassment" https://t.co/7EhJ0sTTbm

— Mark Pitcavage (@egavactip) January 11, 2021

no fucking way the world champion deluded narcissist is going to resign, why would he? to save face?

― ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, January 11, 2021 3:55 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Graham's got to be 'live boy', no?

― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd)

check the pulse

Don't know what dirt will come out about Graham, but am expecting it to be depravity beyond imagining.

Yeah I’d say definitely give the basement level of his DC brownstone a good going over

He's the human embodiment of flop sweat

speculation about underage boys alive or dead aside, is there another high profile pol in this country who goes on tv visibly intoxicated more often than Lindsey?

Republicans are fucking evil.

Following the events of Wednesday, including sheltering with several colleagues who refused to wear masks, I decided to take a Covid test.

I have tested positive.https://t.co/wivlbwrmV0

— Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman (@RepBonnie) January 11, 2021

She’s got COVID three times now

wait, what?

most news items itt today have been posted multiple times, hours apart

cruz graham et al dont have to be compromised any further than they just like being senators and their constituents like trump

otm, plus just really really craving and opening the ole backdoor at the drop of a hat for the fuckfest of whoever is in power

most news items itt today have been posted multiple times, hours apart

― shivers me timber (sic)

bookmarks, everyone

Hard to expand the thread and ctrl + f when there's 5600+ messages.

No way, Graham is definitely compromised. There's no way he's not. I might buy that argument for Cruz, but not Graham.

Hard to expand the thread and ctrl + f when there's 5600+ messages.

try checking for repeats on post movie posters done in a busy/claustrophobic caricature style from the 70s and 80s

Embrace the repost.

uh oh the url police

Cruz is going to run in 2024 and is positioning himself appropriately. Graham I think definitely is compromised, so much about him seems to be an "open secret" at this point

Hard to expand the thread and ctrl + f when there's 5600+ messages.

um this is why you use bookmarks? am I missing something?

cruz's position is that everyone hates him. even people who like him hate him. seems suboptimal.

tom cotton is going to be the nominee on the (extreme) right.

xp to myself I guess I can see ppl bookmarking without fully absorbing the previous links

Whole Fascism

Jacob Chansley, AKA Jake Angeli, Arizona man makes first court appearance in for charges related to storming the U.S. Capitol. His mom says he hasn’t eaten since Friday because the detention facility won’t feed him all organic food. @abc15 pic.twitter.com/doTLFal4At

— Melissa Blasius (@MelissaBlasius) January 11, 2021

Was just going to post that.

he's singing IM GOIN HUNGRAYYYYYYYYY in that pic

lmao

amazing

Plenty of macrobiotic mould spores in his cell I'm sure

mixed with a delicious spring mix of COVID-19 droplets

Hoping that he'll demand full time access Disney+ and when they deny it he'll blind himself in protest.

Uh oh. Organic food? Does he want a soy latte too? ANTIFA!

They're hitting up temp agencies as we speak.

SCOOP - Acting DHS Secretary Chad Wolf is stepping down

— Jake Gibson (@JakeBGibson) January 11, 2021

Chad Wolf

(I was replying to jvc's question; I don't think pom was replying to sleeve)