And Sleepy Joe Will Get The Credit: US Politics January 2021

of course he's most upset about the PGA lol

Donald J. Trump's term ended on 2021-01-11 4:20:69 also he poops in his pants

ahaaaaaa

"My first thought was that the Iranians had followed through on their threat to strike the Capitol."

Susan Collins on the Capitol siege. https://t.co/F6QdkaMaQp

— A Donald Not Booted from this Website (@donmoyn) January 11, 2021

when i first read that i thought it said "italians"

Trump's days in office have dropped down to single digits, and forgive me I'm in a "don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened" mode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x8NcsTXI6s

Today was my first day at my new job at the state department working on web design and stuff. Really nervous, hope I didn’t screw anything up.

— Riot Fest (@RiotFest) January 11, 2021

lol

Finally a Washington hack worth reading

Fidelity Investments Charitable Gift Fund (@FidelityChrtbl) contributed $557,411 to Turning Point USA in 2019. pic.twitter.com/nzohLetJyW

— Eli Clifton (@EliClifton) January 11, 2021

"Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end." –Scott Adams #MondayMotivation pic.twitter.com/9X5T2MDrsP

— Fidelity Charitable (@FidelityChrtbl) January 11, 2021

lol the Scott Adams attribution for an extra twist of the knife

those tweets plus the fact they're a competitor of my company = FUCK U FIDELITY

"You cannot wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep."

Thanks for the link to that thread DJI. Good stuff. I would kill for that kind of self-possession. The last time I had a conversation like that was with my dad when the whole JADE HELM thing was happening and it probably would have been much more productive to just calmly tell him that I know he didn’t believe that.
But instead I went full-on rage.

otoh the upside is we haven’t talked about politics since, and that was like 2015. So maybe it all worked out considering everything that’s happened in the intervening years idk

https://research.mst.edu/media/research/research/researchmagazine/covers/research-mag-fall2018-1.jpg

"Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end." –Scott Adams

“Republicans will be hunted. Police will stand down.” - also Scott Adams

"I'm deeply saddened," said Susan Collins.

those tweets plus the fact they're a competitor of my company = FUCK U FIDELITY

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, January 11, 2021 3:36 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

fidelity charitable is a middleman for individual donors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA2zODu1nJw

Scott Adams update:

Trump inadvertently created an off-ramp for his supporters who have been criticized for four years for supporting him "even if he shot someone on 5th Avenue." The critics were clearly wrong about some of us. Trump had some great accomplishments, but it's time to wrap this up.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) January 11, 2021

sigh... I *know* you don’t believe that Susan Collins.

xposts

you heard the dilman, that's a wrap

Look we all enjoyed when the party animal got on the roof and yelled "I AM A GOLDEN GOD" but party's over, our shift at Subway starts in an hour

Lol, GD.

"Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end." –Scott Adams

Read this as "Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a nipple with no logical end."

https://i.ibb.co/Tt46mck/Bs0-N0y-CUAA-00h.png

In light of President Trump’s Thursday statement pledging an orderly transfer power and calling for healing in our nation, a second impeachment will do far more harm than good.

— Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) January 11, 2021

lmao yeah we cool

maybe one or two more flights where he gets oatmeal thrown at him will change his mind

trump may well be planning to resign to avoid the impeachment.

great insight treesh

lol, no

i want him to resign on the 19th just so people can create parody Faith No More album covers

Trump may well be planning to resign in order to restore a sense of decency and decorum to the office. He very may well.

Oh the thread was 100% pearls til now huh

he has no Twitter, no golf tourneys, no elections to rig, what's a Donald to do

i want lindsey graham to eat shit on live television

no fucking way the world champion deluded narcissist is going to resign, why would he? to save face?

we just need the local DC McDonalds on board with the ban

how do u solve a problem like man Donald?

Save face today to plant anew tomorrow

At this point, I just hope we find out what kompromat he had over Graham and Cruz, among others.

"I'd like 40 chicken nuggets"
"No can do, sir"
"oh ok. 30 then"
"No can do sir"
"20?"
"No can do."
"How many can you do?"
"0"
"so you're out?"
"No"
"so why can't I have any?"
"let's not do this in front of the minivan behind us"

Trump may well be planning to resign in order to restore a sense of decency and decorum to the office. He very may well.

Insiders say he is increasingly isolated in the White House.

i would be out of character but he might have bargained for a pardon

Dokken - Bargained for a Pardon

Insiders say he is increasingly isolated in the White House on the can.

We know he has pardoned for a bargain or two so why not

does that mean the bathroom is sealed

Now that the cobra has promised not to bite us again, let us resume our slumber in this tent. Removing it would only cause further division between us and herpetophiles

lol

If I were Pence, I'd say 'yes, i'll pardon you', then when he resigns laugh diabolically and spit in his face.

Don't know what dirt will come out about Graham, but am expecting it to be depravity beyond imagining.

oh wow my representative tested positive for covid after having hidden from the mob in a room with republicans who refused to wear masks