British Right-Wing Pundits

glenda jackson impersonations are also fun and easy. "we are women. in love."

I'm not surprised after having to bring up such a heavyweight dumbbell! But just adding she is very much Blue Labour because I'm ruthless, even against old bastards, sorry but I have no sentiment for luvvies!

They live together, he’s mentioned it a few times this lockdown

My mum: “Are you going to be doing more stuff defending Cummings”. Me: “Yes”. My mum: “Then you’re an idiot”. So that’s going well then...

— (((Dan Hodges))) (@DPJHodges) May 26, 2020

Just explained to my mum that if I run low on Granola again I’ll be sending her out on an early morning suicide run to the supermarket. She took it well.*

* This is a joke. I don’t want anyone to commit suicide. Or breach the elderly only shopping slot.

— (((Dan Hodges))) (@DPJHodges) March 19, 2020

"Why is Dan in a newsagents buying Lynx" you wonder. Therein lies a tale. My mum: "When you're out, get me some cigarettes". Me: "I'm your only child. If I make an extra trip I may catch the virus". Mum: "With the sacrifices I've made you don't want to go there". I buy the fags.

— (((Dan Hodges))) (@DPJHodges) April 24, 2020

Dan I hear supermarkets sell cigs

What grown ass man buys himself Lynx ffs?

Imagine having one child, and that child being Dan Hodges.

It's going to take me a long time not to see that twitter handle as DJP

This morning, Peter Hitchens goes full-in on Paul Mason, hopefully they will both lose.

My latest Mail on Sunday column : pic.twitter.com/FQkEszCNV9

— Peter Hitchens (@ClarkeMicah) January 9, 2021

The worst.

If you don't think KS will advance the class struggle you're possibly not understanding social democracy correctly from a Marxist viewpoint

— Paul Mason (@paulmasonnews) April 8, 2020

this the most legendary Paul Mason tweet since Stoya come to Athens. It is a travesty it doesn't have 10 million likes!

Wtf is he talking about, is he pished all the time?

he's telling us Kier Starmer will advance the class struggle. Cancel the Specsavers appointment - that is indeed what it says.

I can't think of a Marxist analysis of social democracy that think it advances the class struggle tho, or depending on your flavour of Marx everything advances the class struggle

If you don't think Noske will advance the class struggle you're possibly not understanding social democracy correctly from a Marxist viewpoint

Was Douglas Murray complaining about the forthcoming Holocaust memorial covered anywhere? Not that I’ve seen, so here’s Portes:

The Holocaust Memorial should be opposed, because it might not endorse the @DouglasKMurray /Enoch Powell view that postwar nonwhite migration was a historic mistake, Murray argues.. pic.twitter.com/Wi6vuAi6lO

— Jonathan Portes (@jdportes) January 9, 2021

https://t.co/YNj646JGFA

— Jonathan Portes (@jdportes) January 9, 2021

Holocaust memorial should be more celebratory claims nazi academic

headline if we had any good tabloids

I wonder if he touches on the cultural effects of British colonization in other countries?

so people of the far-right like Murray do admit that Great Britain barely lifted a finger to help European Jewry in the 30's. I often hear centre-right UK politicians of both main parties waxing lyrical about the UK's long history of being a haven for persecuted minorities and then following up with reasons why it shouldn't be!

So Katie Hopkins has joined UKIP...

I'm guessing UKIP only exists for the direct debits now.

is there anyone else left in the party?

Neil Hamilton is still one of their verified big beasts!

He's leader apparently!

just had an IRL LOL at the timeline of UKIP leaders from Wikipedia

https://i.imgur.com/wwPI4od.png

it's easier to keeping up with the Watford FC managers in recent times. I only noticed about 3 of these - of course Dick Braine was a quite a memorable leader!

there is a call here for Jeffrey Titford... is there a Jeffrey Titford

didn't realise Paulo Wanchope had had a go

Now that's the kind of immigrant they like

does ukip stand for anything the tories don't these days

Despise this woman, honestly.

You can see the outline of how these people will reconcile us to the disastrous performance of a government they themselves played an indispensable role in electing here, and as you’d expect, it contains hints of the roaring Mail Rule Britannia take and FBPE diversity humping. pic.twitter.com/oGRrH47Wr7

— Flying_Rodent (@flying_rodent) January 16, 2021

In 2019 'MPs lost all sense of perspective', writes Raf, before going on to suggest that Brexit and Jeremy Corbyn gave him a heart attack. https://t.co/XLa2Z7yRRR

— Elvis Buñuelo (@Mr_Considerate) January 16, 2021

tiny violin gif

Yep, another great weekend for content

I thrived on the tension and drama of British politics

i want to suggest that Raf deserves multiple heart attacks, preferably fatal

i suggest we simply deserve much better than these narcissists

Here's my latest article. It was a very difficult, painful piece to write. I poured my heart into it.

I'd like to think we can draw a line under the issue now and embrace the things that unite us, but sadly the wretched Corbynista vermin won't do that because they are sub-human. pic.twitter.com/HWkA3Nkvln

— Sarah Oxford-Laughdugry, 4 (@sarah_ox_laugh) January 17, 2021

is that anna chancellor?

that is some kind of parody account

Daniela Nardini.

xp no this is the real Sarah Oxford-Laughdugry account

Trevor Bastard Extended Universe character, Simon Hedges et al

It's Anna Chancellor

Looks good whoever that is

would def consider this thread to be 'on main'

i got the joke, was just wondering if anna chancellor has some previous that led to her being picked for this role

please understand i get jokes

As someone who can nap any time and any place, and once napped bolt upright during an especially dull one-to-one lunch with a party leader, I am disappointed that Downing St has issued a categorical denial that the PM takes afternoon naps. Much of my best work is in the...

— Robert Peston (@Peston) January 19, 2021

twilight zone of semi consciousness

— Robert Peston (@Peston) January 19, 2021

btw anybody who makes an outraged tweet because J Clarkson has had an outrageous opinion for money is, at the very least, a dick

lol yes, the correct way to use the bill grundy show with sex pistols approach: "oh very good say something else outrageous"