And Sleepy Joe Will Get The Credit: US Politics January 2021

were doing tragedy and farce at the same time now

now???

Third time as a snoothie i guess

we’re about to see how long he can physically stay awake

— JP (@jpbrammer) January 9, 2021

Lol

that one is some real "i'm calling you to make sure you saw my email" energy

he's going to get ready for bed, then declare war on Mexico in retaliation for Twitter

This is the most satisfying and hilarious thing ever.

just a couple of hours ago ppl were joking about him using an alt and then he did it, multiple times!

lmao

Lmaoo

how long until he tries to take over the potus account

they already banned potus, it was the first one he tried

this is too much for me

Aaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahah pic.twitter.com/xJMovRxxXj

— Permabanned President (@lib_crusher) January 9, 2021

this one https://twitter.com/POTUS ?

yeah they left the account up but deleted the tweets

oh my god

the account is the cannoli

He's scared of press conferences and incapable of doing live TV addresses, it's fucking hilarious how much this hurts him

thanks dan!!

Tweets archived per potus acct

what he should do is send out a series of tweet length press releases

lmao

Congratulations to @OpossumPress, who just found Eric Munchel, aka Zip Tie Guy from the Stop the Steal attempted coup.

How’d they ID him?

He wore the same gear to Nashville protests all summer.

Be water, and switch out your hoodies, comrades.
❤️🖤✊ https://t.co/n9v5BOwdmh pic.twitter.com/J00NUVfJuG

— AntiFash Gordon (@AntiFashGordon) January 9, 2021

yeah they left the account up but deleted the tweets

― lag∞n, Saturday, January 9, 2021 3:43 AM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol next level

twitter needs a shadow ban

imagine being one of these revolution-larping incels just driving into DC for another dumbass Trump pageant and now the full weight of the federal government is coming down on you. These people are absolutely toast.

January 8 should be a new national holiday

twitter needs a shadow ban

― Punster McPunisher, Friday, January 8, 2021 10:49 PM (thirty-seven seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

ppl seem to think they have one which makes sense since mostly people use the algorithmic feed so it would be pretty easy for them to make an account less visible without outright hiding it

parler is hosted by AWS. i wouldn't be surprised if amazon shut them down.

Roseanne's got a Twitter account...just sayin

this is praxis

That was fast: Within hours of Joe Manchin's comments on $2000 checks, a former AOC spox had launched a PAC to pressure him with ads in West Virginia. https://t.co/ZbyROTd6Hr

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) January 9, 2021

CAN I BORROW YOUR PHONE pic.twitter.com/aI4v6wJ0iJ

— Noah Segan (@kidblue) January 9, 2021

Succeeding in storming the white house appears to have been the definition of a pyrrhic victory. If Capitol Police had stopped them, things would be significantly different now. Terrible that one of them died tho.

terrible that only one or two of them died but well done to them for illustrating a point

imagine if they'd murdered a Congressperson like they were planning to. I'm as cynical as anyone but I feel like that would be the end of the GOP as we know it.

can't kill conservatism big or small c imo

which is why bipartisanship is a nonsense, you cannot reason with fascism

lol the training doesnt come with the outfit

He was easily identified because he went back to a hotel lobby with his mom to hang out with dudes livestreaming. He didn't wear a mask but he did wear the same ridiculous operator outfit as when he was carrying around zip ties on the floor of Congresshttps://t.co/bU6ixyM2bT

— Aric Toler (@AricToler) January 9, 2021

"tazed his own balls" is gonna fill me with joy for a long time tho

Video surfaces of Oregon GOP Rep holding state Capitol door open for protestors https://t.co/wsihoRvh8g pic.twitter.com/JSdYYIYgjn

— The Hill (@thehill) January 9, 2021

Uh

Yeah what I was going to say. There's far too many greedy, self-centered, uncaring, xenophobic, paranoid, short-sighted Americans for conservatism to die out for a long long long time.

Nah, it’s over man.

lmao dude stormed the capitol with his fucking mom in tow

gentle swings back and forth between actual nazis and cuddly defenders of nazism - history of western democracy

ir the Dems have both houses this is the moment to put the screws on the reasonable centre tho

that video is of the GOP rep holding the door open for a previous month's protest, not insurrection

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I’m honestly relieved they got the zip ties guy. A lot of those people gave off almost comical vibes, but that dude was fucking sinister looking.

After years of grotesque sliding, preeettty satisfying seeing a swift FUCK YOU backhand compacted into a minute. I will luxuriate in this while it lasts.

pretty funny it turned out his crew was his mom tho shes right next to him in the zip ties shot