And Sleepy Joe Will Get The Credit: US Politics January 2021

It is massively scary that it took five years+ of his bullshit, plus an impeachment, plus literally losing reelection, for all these people to even cautiously turn on him.

A shadowban would have been glorious.

BREAKING: Trump’s heart

— Windsor Mann (@WindsorMann) January 8, 2021

Xxpost First there’d be two months of people accusing him of being a Raccoon Tanuki sock

he would have to have a sock account called something like "Big" Don Trumpernathy

https://i.gifer.com/889R.gif

They just said on the news "he will leave the United States as he left all of his businesses ... as a giant mess."

45th President of the United States, Donnie No-Tweet

I do actually hope that, for historical purposes, the full corpus of his twitter account will be stored in some searchable archive somewhere so that the children of tomorrow can peer into the past and get their faces melted off like they're staring into the ark of the covenant

― Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Friday, January 8, 2021 5:58 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened

https://www.thetrumparchive.com/

the twitter statement makes clear that part of the reason for the ban was specific intelligence that another attempted coup is planned for january 17. fun!

I'd like to hope someone with more authority than twitter is on that.

Why the 17th?

amazing thread. such an unbelievably weird fascist.

Thread of Trump bangers. Post screenshots of your favs to preserve pic.twitter.com/Iy63hoR0tV

— Lena (@banalplay) January 8, 2021

I do actually hope that, for historical purposes, the full corpus of his twitter account will be stored in some searchable archive somewhere so that the children of tomorrow can peer into the past and get their faces melted off like they're staring into the ark of the covenant

― Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Friday, January 8, 2021 6:58 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Thank god this exists https://t.co/1O0N14lkRe

— David Klion (@DavidKlion) January 9, 2021

We are living Orwell’s 1984. Free-speech no longer exists in America. It died with big tech and what’s left is only there for a chosen few.

This is absolute insanity! https://t.co/s2z8ymFsLX

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) January 9, 2021

beautiful

Überschadenfreude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZEeBqZsmQM

What the fuck is with republicans constantly evoking the Constitution and yet consistently failing to understand what 'freedom of speech' even means

So the ayatollah, and numerous other dictatorial regimes can have Twitter accounts with no issue despite threatening genocide to entire countries and killing homosexuals etc... but The President of the United States should be permanently suspended.

Mao would be proud.

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) January 9, 2021

Take another bump and keep tweeting!

As if Don Jr. has ever read any Orwell lol

Where does the first amendment say anything about your right to a twitter account

ngl the michael moore one had me rollin as well as recording a rare moment of self-awareness

Speech is free if and only if you never face any consequences for your statements.

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

— John Barron (@barronjohn1946) January 9, 2021

Any cunt can read Orwell tbf, guy's a YA author

lmao

hahahah xxp

Brilliant!

All is not lost, there are other ways, other dreams

https://myspace.com

anyone talked to any of their trump-voting relatives in the past couple of days?

https://cansesclasseled.files.wordpress.com/2021/01/screen-shot-2021-01-08-at-6.24.04-pm.png

Laughing even harder at the self-RT.

It’s now safe to turn off your computer.

— Microsoft (@Microsoft) January 9, 2021

Speaking of Microsoft, Apple apparently gave Parler 24 hours to "clean up its act" or be removed from the store.

happy birthday america

xp yes, mentioned upthread, extremely good news

parler is down presumably due to traffic so i doubt they're going to figure out a moderation strategy in time for that deadline

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

— John Barron (@barronjohn1946) January 9, 2021

Any cunt can read Orwell

my memoir title

Parler is full of threats from ppl who are so far being easily identified. Stealth isn't their strong suit

its happening

Donald Trump has joined Parler according to Fox News' Sean Hannity https://t.co/axZmSRBCjd

— Newsweek (@Newsweek) January 9, 2021

Shocking no one.

it’ll be a fun 24hrs for him

he absolutely must go parler immediately

sitting on the shitter and not tweeting will be so weird for him

Hannity's suggestion that the outgoing president was now on Parler does not appear to be accurate at the time of writing, with no results for Donald Trump showing up.

Snort-laughed at the John barron

yes....yes....let the butthurt flow through you..... pic.twitter.com/g8pIQcjqQk

— Brendan Karet 🚮 (@bad_takes) January 9, 2021

parler is down presumably due to traffic so i doubt they're going to figure out a moderation strategy in time for that deadline

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek)

and the chaser

so delicious