And Sleepy Joe Will Get The Credit: US Politics January 2021

this is honestly so funny he must be freaking mad rn lmao

Lol, if he starts communicating through his idiot kids then they are going to get banned, too.

Now's my chance to publish all his tweets as a book!

can't believe I'm saying this but I kinda wish he could tweet right now

Yeah, I kind of miss the big guy.

Psych.

he's gotta hop on IG live

he absolutely must go parler immediately

sitting on the shitter and not tweeting will be so weird for him

He still has access to @POTUS, right?

he's just going to stop shitting.
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he has https://twitter.com/DanScavino.

He'll never stop shitting.

all he DOES is shit, are you kiddin me xpost

lol my wife just wondered if maybe he doesn't know and is just hitting send again and again.

when you leave ILX do you get to keep your security detail?

No, you get *more* security.

seems like @potus is deleted too

Aimless I think you meant the opposite of "fallow" there :)

I meant it in the sense of dormant, waiting to be sown. Up until now they've mostly been gathering virtually to congratulate one another on how radical they feel and bitch about imaginary grievances that they shared. but they were too comfortable to be truly radicalized. many will just stay directionless and leaderless, but some will become radicalized enough to join direct actions, especially after wednesday's successes. for white supremacist groups, this is a dream come true.

lol this chapter in the history books will end with him getting banned from twitter, "and then no one ever heard from him ever again. The End."

This is dumb but still cracks me up:

https://donaldjtrump2024.com/

when you're permanently suspended, all of your Tweets are replaced by a note saying "this tweet belonged to a suspended account".

Is that legal for a government POTUS account? I know they said he couldn't technically legally block people

I do actually hope that, for historical purposes, the full corpus of his twitter account will be stored in some searchable archive somewhere so that the children of tomorrow can peer into the past and get their faces melted off like they're staring into the ark of the covenant

when do we think he'll die now?

this year?

Can he even read Twitter now? I wonder what his alt is

he should make a board game or some products like meat or water or something to keep the name fresh

lol my wife just wondered if maybe he doesn't know and is just hitting send again and again.

but hilariously that means neither the President or his followers can see any of his historical tweets.

Can he even read Twitter now? I wonder what his alt is

― stet, Friday, January 8, 2021 6:58 PM (thirteen seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

you can read but it's kind of fiddly getting to the advanced search page if you're not logged in, so he's probably pretty frustrated.

it's like he *never existed*

So what did he say to finally get banned? Last I checked only recent tweet was about not attending inauguration.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, January 8, 2021 5:41 PM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Here's Twitter's justification for the ban:

On January 8, 2021, President Donald J. Trump tweeted:

“The 75,000,000 great American Patriots who voted for me, AMERICA FIRST, and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, will have a GIANT VOICE long into the future. They will not be disrespected or treated unfairly in any way, shape or form!!!”

Shortly thereafter, the President tweeted:

“To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the Inauguration on January 20th.”

Due to the ongoing tensions in the United States, and an uptick in the global conversation in regards to the people who violently stormed the Capitol on January 6, 2021, these two Tweets must be read in the context of broader events in the country and the ways in which the President’s statements can be mobilized by different audiences, including to incite violence, as well as in the context of the pattern of behavior from this account in recent weeks. After assessing the language in these Tweets against our Glorification of Violence policy, we have determined that these Tweets are in violation of the Glorification of Violence Policy and the user @realDonaldTrump should be immediately permanently suspended from the service.

he can still literally kill billions of people but whatevs

countdown to the first 1984 'memory hole' reference

This cuts deeper than losing the election, I'm sure.

Twitter might wanna hire some former French Foreign Legionnaires to man the door... they're gonna be a big target for wackos now.

xp oh totally!

For sure. As my friend put it

This might hurt more than the election. He liked tweeting.

— Jason Zinoman (@zinoman) January 8, 2021

they should have set up a dummy site for just him so when he logs in he sees a bunch of bots liking his posts but no one else can read his posts

Surely there's some prepaid senior phone with a mock twitter app on it that's entirely offline but lets your senile loved ones just punch out endless missives into a vacuum

Jeet Heer joking that he'll get a substack.

Jst a hypothetical but wd trump be banned immediately on principle if he created an ilx account, or would mods wait for fp to do its thing

It is massively scary that it took five years+ of his bullshit, plus an impeachment, plus literally losing reelection, for all these people to even cautiously turn on him.

A shadowban would have been glorious.

BREAKING: Trump’s heart

— Windsor Mann (@WindsorMann) January 8, 2021

Xxpost First there’d be two months of people accusing him of being a Raccoon Tanuki sock

he would have to have a sock account called something like "Big" Don Trumpernathy

https://i.gifer.com/889R.gif

They just said on the news "he will leave the United States as he left all of his businesses ... as a giant mess."

45th President of the United States, Donnie No-Tweet

I do actually hope that, for historical purposes, the full corpus of his twitter account will be stored in some searchable archive somewhere so that the children of tomorrow can peer into the past and get their faces melted off like they're staring into the ark of the covenant

― Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Friday, January 8, 2021 5:58 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened

https://www.thetrumparchive.com/

the twitter statement makes clear that part of the reason for the ban was specific intelligence that another attempted coup is planned for january 17. fun!