And Sleepy Joe Will Get The Credit: US Politics January 2021

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7APmRkatEU

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 January 2021 01:06 (three years ago) link

this is .. satisfying

A story in 3 Acts: pic.twitter.com/kWH7gPFVor

— Can I peg you, @SethRogen ?? (@MrsKhandiCoated) January 7, 2021

dean bad (map), Friday, 8 January 2021 01:06 (three years ago) link

Looks like the folks at Parler are not taking this well

frogbs, Friday, 8 January 2021 01:12 (three years ago) link

Lol at these morons

"I just threw up a little in my mouth"

"What a punch in the gut. He says it's going to be wild, and then when it gets wild, he calls it a heinous attack."

"I feel like puking."

TheDonald is working through their grief, anger and disbelief at Trump's concession tonight pic.twitter.com/T5OLfVnAoh

— Molly Hensley-Clancy (@mollyhc) January 8, 2021

frogbs, Friday, 8 January 2021 01:14 (three years ago) link

Talk about might as well be an Onion headline. From the Atlanta Journal Constitution: "Protester in Viking headdress ID’d as Trump supporter, not Antifa."

No shit, this guy has been one of the most recognizable faces of Q insanity for months! I mean, the dude literally walks around in a Viking costume yelling conspiracy theories. Next the AJC should do a deep dive into the Naked Cowboy to see if he is actually, literally naked, or a cowboy.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 January 2021 01:16 (three years ago) link

Lol, JiC.

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 8 January 2021 01:18 (three years ago) link

Next the AJC should do a deep dive into the Naked Cowboy to see if he is actually, literally naked, or a cowboy.


“The Naked Cowboy is not fully naked, he wears briefs. Our verdict: Two Pinocchios.”

Boring United Methodist Church (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 8 January 2021 01:19 (three years ago) link

I’m getting verklempt!

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 8 January 2021 01:20 (three years ago) link

Ben Collins with more on how that video's playing out (short thread)

Extremist forums like TheDonald/4chan are turning on the president after that video. They're extremely upset at him, Lin Wood, and Q.

This appears to be the moment they realized there was no grand plan to win back the election.

This may not be permanent, but they feel betrayed.

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) January 8, 2021

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 January 2021 01:26 (three years ago) link

maybe it's.....7D chess?

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 January 2021 01:27 (three years ago) link

wondering who came down so hard on him that he had to make that statement

Dan S, Friday, 8 January 2021 01:29 (three years ago) link

Okay, I thought Tanya Roberts was going to be the worst 'uh hold on' moment when it comes to these things this week but

Capitol Police: “Media reports regarding the death of a United States Capitol Police (USCP) officer are not accurate.  Although some officers were injured and hospitalized yesterday, no USCP officers have passed away.”

— Ben Siegel (@bensiegel) January 8, 2021

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 January 2021 01:30 (three years ago) link

Hope Hicks?

Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, 8 January 2021 01:30 (three years ago) link

those r/donald people have to stop referring to themselves as "pedes", I cannot handle it

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Friday, 8 January 2021 01:31 (three years ago) link

Cleavon MD (@Cleavon_MD) Tweeted:
Meet Jenny Cudd from Midland Texas "WE did break down @SpeakerPelosi's office door and somebody stole her gavel and I took a picture sitting in the chair flipping off the camera and that was on Fox News" @FBI https://t.co/3s3aWgOJ9G

Meet Jenny Cudd from Midland Texas "WE did break down @SpeakerPelosi's office door and somebody stole her gavel and I took a picture sitting in the chair flipping off the camera and that was on Fox News" @FBI pic.twitter.com/3s3aWgOJ9G

— Cleavon MD (@Cleavon_MD) January 8, 2021

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 8 January 2021 01:31 (three years ago) link

Jenny Cudd

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Friday, 8 January 2021 01:33 (three years ago) link

wondering who came down so hard on him that he had to make that statement

If I had to guess I think it's Cipollone. There's been mentions here and there (self-interested I am sure) that he has said that, whatever pardons Trump might want to dream up for himself, there's still significant legal liability, potential charges etc. he could face.

There is something I haven't seen mentioned AS much which I think is a factor here in general -- talk for years now about the potential charges over older deeds that's been held off as long as he's President, to one degree or another, but little chatter about all sorts of new suits that could be filed by a LOT of people. (Dominion appears to be gearing up on a broad scale.) I'd think anything that adds to that for him at this point for the remainder of his term is probably something he'd want to avoid -- and deluded and malicious as he is, I think part of him may suddenly be realizing that just throwing money at the problem or threatening to sue won't actually cut it like before.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 January 2021 01:34 (three years ago) link

they really think Trump's gonna stop them all from going to jail.

and in a way, he stopped many of them from going by refusing to send the Guard, but...

she...she is going.

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 January 2021 01:34 (three years ago) link

Read our full statement here: https://t.co/DNe7ZE3Gww

— Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) January 8, 2021

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 8 January 2021 01:37 (three years ago) link

they need a motherfuckin big-assed clock counting down Pence's deadline before they impeach

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 January 2021 01:39 (three years ago) link

She's such a fucking coward. Do it already.

Fetchboy, Friday, 8 January 2021 01:45 (three years ago) link

meanwhile: mike pence sits with mother on the couch, no one speaking a word

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 January 2021 01:46 (three years ago) link

they need a motherfuckin big-assed clock counting down Pence's deadline before they impeach

Is Flava Fav busy?

Phänomenologie des Poultrygeistes (Leee), Friday, 8 January 2021 01:47 (three years ago) link

meanwhile: mike pence sits with mother on the couch, no one speaking a word

― Karl Malone, Thursday, January 7, 2021 8:46 PM bookmarkflaglink

except for the butler asking him if he's reading "Yes, I Can" by Sammy Davis, Jr

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 January 2021 01:48 (three years ago) link

the reverberant ticking of the clock dominates the room. mike pence and mother listen so closely

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 January 2021 01:50 (three years ago) link

xps related to Ned's post:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/group-behind-gaetzs-antifa-mob-claim-say-its-a-lie

“XRVision takes pride in its technology’s precision and deems the Washington Times publication as outright false, misleading, and defamatory,” the company's statement read

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Friday, 8 January 2021 01:51 (three years ago) link

Per my post a little upthread:

A person who currently advises Donald Trump tells me: “It’s all hit him since yesterday: ‘You may have legal exposure from yesterday. You definitely have legal exposure from other things. You have less than two weeks to remain ensconced in here with executive privilege.’”

— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) January 8, 2021

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 January 2021 01:52 (three years ago) link

Would be willing to bet the source is Cipollone or someone who works in his office.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 January 2021 01:52 (three years ago) link

they really think Trump's gonna stop them all from going to jail.

But he can, though! A blanket pardon for everyone involved in the Capitol invasion is entirely possible.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Friday, 8 January 2021 01:55 (three years ago) link

They needed facial recognition software to identify _JAKE FUCKING ANGELI_?

the thing that the angry Left forbids (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 8 January 2021 01:57 (three years ago) link

“It’s all hit him since yesterday: ‘You may have legal exposure from yesterday. You definitely have legal exposure from other things. You have less than two weeks to remain ensconced in here with executive privilege.’”

And this very realization is what will make him especially dangerous until he's removed from office. His first inclinations will probably be illegal and may fail to be carried out if he gives illegal orders, but he still has legal options to cause huge chaos and he may well try, since this has been his go-to move for decades.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Friday, 8 January 2021 01:58 (three years ago) link

yes, but be assured that if he happens to do something again, lindsey graham may have to start thinking about the 25th

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 January 2021 01:58 (three years ago) link

Donald Trump was annoyed by the violent siege on the Capitol Wednesday — which left several dead — because it looked “low class,” according to his adviser. “He doesn’t like low class things.”

The adviser confirmed that he was watching television coverage of the siege enthusiastically, but noted that the sight of his own supporters forming a violent mob and destroying property and lives offended him on aesthetic grounds.


Therrrrrrre's the Donny Dipshit that I know.

Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 January 2021 01:59 (three years ago) link

"what the fuck, this fucking sucks"

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Friday, 8 January 2021 01:59 (three years ago) link

It was no gold toilet, that's for sure.

Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 January 2021 02:00 (three years ago) link

He hates the hogs so much.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Friday, 8 January 2021 02:00 (three years ago) link

he became president today

I don't fucking believe it but @DanaBashCNN just said Trump is showing "a new tone" I'm not fucking kidding

— Matt Negrin, HOST OF HARDBALL AT 7PM ON MSNBC (@MattNegrin) January 8, 2021

lag∞n, Friday, 8 January 2021 02:01 (three years ago) link

NEWS: Betsy DeVos has resigned, writing in a letter to the president: "There is no mistaking the impact your rhetoric had on the situation, and it is the inflection point for me." https://t.co/Kiq4WwbKhh

— Rebecca Ballhaus (@rebeccaballhaus) January 8, 2021

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 January 2021 02:01 (three years ago) link

Erik will fly in from Bahrain to fill in for a couple of weeks.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Friday, 8 January 2021 02:02 (three years ago) link

Donald Trump was annoyed by the violent siege on the Capitol Wednesday — which left several dead — because it looked “low class,” according to his adviser. “He doesn’t like low class things.”

https://i.imgur.com/Wbi9Gnd.jpg

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 January 2021 02:02 (three years ago) link

betsy fucking devos

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 January 2021 02:03 (three years ago) link

Are we not men?

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 8 January 2021 02:04 (three years ago) link

if the House votes to impeach can he still hand down blanket pardons on everyone including himself?

frogbs, Friday, 8 January 2021 02:04 (three years ago) link

They're all gonna resign just to avoid having enough cabinet members to pull out the 25th.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 8 January 2021 02:04 (three years ago) link

he became president today

🐦[I don’t fucking believe it but @DanaBashCNN🕸 just said Trump is showing "a new tone" I’m not fucking kidding
— Matt Negrin, HOST OF HARDBALL AT 7PM ON MSNBC (@MattNegrin) January 8, 2021🕸]🐦


Prescient twitter psychic called it again
he became president today

🐦[I don’t fucking believe it but @DanaBashCNN🕸 just said Trump is showing "a new tone" I’m not fucking kidding
— Matt Negrin, HOST OF HARDBALL AT 7PM ON MSNBC (@MattNegrin) January 8, 2021🕸]🐦

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 8 January 2021 02:05 (three years ago) link

what is having 'enough' Cabinet members? is there an actual defined threshold anywhere of how many Cabinet members have to be present/sign off?

I didn't see anything suggesting that in the actual text of section 4 of the 25th Amendment

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 January 2021 02:06 (three years ago) link

if the House votes to impeach can he still hand down blanket pardons on everyone including himself?

Yes. Impeachment is pretty much the one thing he can't pardon himself from but until the Senate votes to convict he can pardon away.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Friday, 8 January 2021 02:07 (three years ago) link


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