And Sleepy Joe Will Get The Credit: US Politics January 2021

lindsey graham got a couple of juleps under his belt acting like he’s headlining at the comedy store you craven little prick

Middle-ing at The Chuckle Hut

vote on objection to electoral college results in senate is going down now. hearing very few ayes

Lindsey's all "I was just funnin' ya the whole time, we're all good here right?"

Ayes: Cruz, Hawley, Hyde-Smith, Kennedy, Marshall, Tuberville

— Jessica Taylor (@JessicaTaylor) January 7, 2021

FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOU

Ted Cruz breaking new ground in self-loathing.

cocks to the very end

now, this was for Arizona right? any idea if they're gonna object to the other fuckin' five states? cos if so - jfc.

I mean who are we kidding of course they're gonna

I was under the impression that they were cutting this short, but I don t know

That lady broke into the capitol and got to meet Ronald Reagan on the same day

— mike mulloy (@fakemikemulloy) January 6, 2021

i think we're about to find out

When a stranger asks you "did you see the ayes on that one?"

Again...Who?

@Where is Morbs with the bon mot when you need him
― is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, January 6, 2021”

god i miss morbs

Easy buck xp

he would be on all cylinders right now

Looks like the senate is going to kill this

I miss Morbs more than I don't know who "Big" Don Abernathy is.

Which is a considerable lot.

Huh?

go suck a "Big" Dong, u utter sock

FP him and let's move on

Whatever. I only ask because someone on another thread said I was his “successor” or something

not helping yr case

No one could ever be.

NEW:

All the Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee just wrote a letter to Vice President Pence, urging him to invoke the 25th Amendment to remove Trump: pic.twitter.com/6VrcHI5hMr

— Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) January 7, 2021

My Oma died at 97 in 2017 hoping she’d outlast Trump but I think this all would’ve broken her immigrant heart

Whatever. I only ask because someone on another thread said I was his “successor” or something

Oh god, it's a Trump spawn.

Is the argument being made that we shouldn't wish that police prevented this, because that legitimizes the police using force to stop progressive protestors?

wow Matt Gaetz really is something

Jordan S. has posed the most coherent arguments itt re: what the police should and should not have done

Gaetz was so disgusting, jesus christ why did Pelosi let him talk

I didn't think I could be any more outraged but here we are

So he used his time to say facial recognition technology would prove it was Antifa storming the Capitol? So sad Trump earlier used Antifa to try to force the cameras to turn around and show how many hundreds of thousands of people were there to support him.

Fuck Gaetz, his lips will be stuck to Trump’s ass all the way down.

i wish mark gatez or whatever his name is would go suck an exhaust pipe

fuckin boozehound sex pest

man the guys got kids cmon think of nestor

it’s bizarrely macabre that some maga lady got merked in this building just a few hours ago and all the lizards are just back at work

honestly funny that the capitol has its own police force which is even shittier than the regular police

“I hope they don’t do this shit during the inauguration. We don’t have the people to handle it.” - Capitol police officer to me

— William Turton (@WilliamTurton) January 6, 2021

like dc has infinite police why not just use them

just move the inauguration to black lives matter plaza, you'll be set

just do it on fuckin Zoom

Meanwhile in the House, Republicans are voting nearly two-to-one to reject Arizona's election result

— Burgess Everett (@burgessev) January 7, 2021

smdh

79 YEA, 50 NAY, among GOP

jfc

Lol i would *love* if we could start dropping in classic ilx clusterfucks here

The moment may have passed but I am little sad that y'all didn't play some of the greatest hits. Stuff like "why is Lindsey Graham so bad & hated," "so not gonna hawley," and "barr say hi to me."

I don't have a Marissa or Pamplemousse joke yet but I'm working on those.

I think these people should be thrown out of the country

into the ocean

at the risk of repeating myself it’s frankly bizarre that we are just carrying on with what chris hayes called a “decrepit proceduralism” in the face of an obviously calamity whose perpetrator is certainly plotting his next move, no senator is demanding hawley or cruz tender their resignation, it’s insane!

What is happening?

Thank you @SenatorRomney and @EvanMcMullin Mitt cares about the the USA. pic.twitter.com/9YGslzvCRp

— Dead Kennedys (@DeadKennedys) January 7, 2021