And Sleepy Joe Will Get The Credit: US Politics January 2021

Wait, Mormons aren't pacifist!

Good point, internet: where's Barr?

Talk of Elaine Chao resigning. Can deputies vote for article 25?

Roseanne was only a mormon on Tuesday and Wednesday afternoons

xpost Man, I totally forgot Barr was gone.

"sorry I encouraged the nazis, I guess" - what I assume this entirely consists of (I'm not watching)

Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President.

Thereafter, when the President transmits to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives his written declaration that no inability exists, he shall resume the powers and duties of his office unless the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive department or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit within four days to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office. Thereupon Congress shall decide the issue, assembling within forty-eight hours for that purpose if not in session. If the Congress, within twenty-one days after receipt of the latter written declaration, or, if Congress is not in session, within twenty-one days after Congress is required to assemble, determines by two-thirds vote of both Houses that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall continue to discharge the same as Acting President; otherwise, the President shall resume the powers and duties of his office.

I don’t want to like Portman but this is a good speech

bad point, internet!

this is very underwritten - so it can be a majority of the Cabinet OR Congress OR....somebody else?

Whomsoever hath the lectern

Come on. It’s not going to be 25. Be serious.

So glad I don't own a television tbh

I mentioned Ray Blanton earlier, I wouldn't be totally surprised if that happened tbh

don't need a tv to watch tv

xxxpost and literally 8 hours ago we said all we figured today's protest would just be a few knuckleheads causing trouble and dissipate mostly without major disruption. pardon me if I don't put much stock in conventional wisdom rn

It’s all over YouTube live

also didn't have "officials would bypass Trump and go to Pence to get approval for National Guard" on the bingo card either this morning

Mitt was good

So glad I don't own a television tbh

― Pere Legume (the table is the table), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:42 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

Lol i would *love* if we could start dropping in classic ilx clusterfucks here, like all the bosses coming at u during the final final boss

lol

Something something tip your dogs more than your children

That’s bold deems

is it ok to subvert American democracy in front of a baby?

My roommate, on the couch, in a MAGA hat

lol ums

My roommate, on the couch, in a MAGA hat

How much u tip a cop when he lets you into the capitol

yo is it true democracy got sonned by a wite kid after a MAGA beef??????

How much u tip a cop when he lets you into the capitol

― ian, Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:53 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

Certainly this type of thing had crossed my mind alright

lindsey graham got a couple of juleps under his belt acting like he’s headlining at the comedy store you craven little prick

Xpost

That only happens in a banana republic

lindsey graham is a living oil slick of shamelessness. he's enjoying this.

What if you could putsch a biden and he ceased to exist

Lindsey Graham blackmail tape drops in 5, 4, 3......

Oppo dump??????

Where is Morbs with the bon mot when you need him

Lindsay is slooooshed

xp he deserved to live to see this

xxxxpost

https://i.ibb.co/bL0NtFf/ladybugs.jpg

lindsey graham got a couple of juleps under his belt acting like he’s headlining at the comedy store you craven little prick

Middle-ing at The Chuckle Hut

vote on objection to electoral college results in senate is going down now. hearing very few ayes

Lindsey's all "I was just funnin' ya the whole time, we're all good here right?"

Ayes: Cruz, Hawley, Hyde-Smith, Kennedy, Marshall, Tuberville

— Jessica Taylor (@JessicaTaylor) January 7, 2021

FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOU

Ted Cruz breaking new ground in self-loathing.

cocks to the very end

now, this was for Arizona right? any idea if they're gonna object to the other fuckin' five states? cos if so - jfc.

I mean who are we kidding of course they're gonna

I was under the impression that they were cutting this short, but I don t know

That lady broke into the capitol and got to meet Ronald Reagan on the same day

— mike mulloy (@fakemikemulloy) January 6, 2021