And Sleepy Joe Will Get The Credit: US Politics January 2021

love this

I will personally work to defeat every single Republican Senator / Congressman who doesn’t stand up against this fraud - they will be primaried in their next election and they will lose.

— Eric Trump (@EricTrump) January 6, 2021

I love that scanner darkly post, yup. xp
also, “tihibidtae” is the motto beneath the coat of arms of ilx imo.

BIG DUMP RELEASED IN GEORGIA

95%

Warnock ahead, Ossoff within 3k. That's the stuff.

DC and PR statehood?!?!?!!?!??!?

I want 23,000 D SCOTUS justices nominated on 1/20

Not sure if I should take anything away from the fact that Ossoff also follows Anna from Red Scare and Stavros from Cum Town on twitter.

DC would be nice, maybe ask PR if they want to be in the United States at all before you inflict statehood upon them

eat shit republicans

eat Trump's shit

RELEASE THE DUMP

good... good news? is this what good news looks like?

Republicans would no longer have the votes to block Tanden, and the chairman of the committee that will hear her nomination will be...

... wait for it...

Bernie Sanders. https://t.co/HEmcFn8QXD

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) January 6, 2021

I feel like if anyone tried to explain lib vs left Twitter drama to Bernie he’d be annoyed w you were wasting his time m

What was she nominated for again? Secretary of Posting?

Special Envoy to Bean Dad?

UPDATE: The NYT gives Warnock and Ossoff (D) a >95% chance of winning

(We have called already both races for the Dems)

— Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) January 6, 2021

Ossoff takes the lead.

holy shit: Ossoff down 3000 votes

whoops back down a tiny bit.

lmao at the date

Here’s the president’s denial of our reporting, which we stand by. pic.twitter.com/7CxaV5Eqdl

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) January 6, 2021

well, if the president says it, it's not incorrect:

During the wait in Pennsylvania I said most remaining votes would break for Biden, and they did. https://t.co/SF8TZaxSSI

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) January 6, 2021

i think this is going to be my favorite theory from the right on why they lost

Congratulations #Warnock on the historic win! GOP should have run the real @AnnCoulter not someone who was trying to ridiculously look and sound like her #Loeffler pic.twitter.com/ifPeqmW8cM

— MATT DRUDGE (@DRUDGE) January 6, 2021

infighting and disappointment forthcoming but this is really fucking funny

People calling Twitter Dick Nixon “sir” is very embarrassing

good lord

Anyway thanks to Georgia voters for delaying the end of the world by 2 years

I’m going to bet there is a non-zero number of people that think that actually is Nixon.

i am going to go run outside cheering while wearing nothing but a smile

Well sure

if this doesn't result in $1400 checks, we are legally allowed to burn down the White House IIRC

lol 400 votes separate Ossoff from Purdue

yes, COVID relief has got to get expanded to real shit. fuck a one time 2k payment. Bernie, introduce 2k a month on the floor. make it happen.

Want to know what's at stake this election? If we lose the Senate, socialist Bernie Sanders will become Budget Committee Chairman. If we hold the Senate, and I am re-elected, I will be Budget Committee Chairman.

— Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) October 9, 2020

make that $2k retroactive from the last stim check

yes

Apologies if this was covered and I missed it, but apparently the Trumpies are getting a jump on tomorrow and fighting with the police in DC tonight.

in fact just give everybody 100,000 dollars for having to live in this country the last 4 years.

god damn tomorrow is gonna be amazing

I've seen enough. Jon Ossoff (D) defeats Sen. David Perdue (R) in GA's other Senate runoff. #GASEN

Democrats win control of the Senate.

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) January 6, 2021

I'VE SEEN ENOUGH!!!!

Danny Hakim
Danny Hakim 1m ago

In A.P. voter surveys, 56 percent of Georgia voters said they disapproved of Trump’s handling of the results of the presidential election.

Your boy is getting Big Drunk tonight

Republicans are Johnny Lawrence, and Georgia just did the crane

holy shit am i the only one who didn't know Lin Wood was Richard Jewell's lawyer????

him and Sidney Powell had much more modest pasts before the brainworms started

People calling Twitter Dick Nixon “sir” is very embarrassing

I struggle to say "thank you" without adding "sir" or "ma'am" after, it's to some extent a meaningless vocal tic if you're Southernish

btw very good night for the pollsters and aggregators

"Vote for us and we will give you money" is the apocalyptic
nightmare that conservatives of all stripes have been terrified of since the dawn of democracy!

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) January 6, 2021

there are tons of democratic big brains who still won't get this, but there are also a few who didn't get it a year ago and get it now.