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the pepto bismo jingle with the guy soulfully crooning “diarheaaaa”... somebody needs to sample this.

― brimstead, Wednesday, 6 January 2021 02:32 (five years ago)

I giggle at that commercial everytime

imagining that voiceover actor trying to talk himself up on a date

"u watch commercials? I'm the diarrhea guy!"

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 04:17 (five years ago)

"When you start to think you're a state, you definitely are a state" - Mike Skinner.

― Tim, Wednesday, 6 January 2021 17:04 (five years ago)

when your glute's about to burst
and you're working up a thirst
diarrhea chai chai chai, diarrhea chai chai chai.

when you don't know what you meant
and your landlord pays your rent
diarrhea chai chai chai, diarrhea chai chai chai.

if there's no caffeine in your cup
then you need to switch it up
diarrhea chai chai chai, diarrhea chai chai chai.

diarrhea during working hours
diarrhea at home, together or alone
diarrhea chai chai chai, diarrhea chai chai chai.

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 January 2021 17:17 (five years ago)

sludge hai choi
choi choi son

― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 17:22 (five years ago)

some oi punk about diarrhea needed

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 17:44 (five years ago)

diarrhea panic in your face, oi oi oi oi oi

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 January 2021 17:51 (five years ago)

first draft

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 January 2021 17:51 (five years ago)

White guys falling all over themselves to criticize people who praise Black women is also par for the course

― Totino's Fortnite Training Room (DJP), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 18:09 (five years ago)

Not going to lie: I was hoping the next scene was of a trench with a pair of .30 cal MGs opening up WW1 style.

― Jimi Buffett (PBKR), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 18:59 (five years ago)

I kinda wish folks hadn't held back on some of these.

― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 19:00 (five years ago)

surely some of these protestors are holding cell phones that could be mistaken for handguns or knives, causing the police to fear for their lives and feel justified in using lethal force

― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 19:15 (five years ago)

I’d be fine w casualties on both sides tbh

― Yelp for gyros (wins), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 19:16 (five years ago)

Alan Partridge: "Oh good, someone's fallen!"

― imago, Wednesday, 6 January 2021 19:49 (five years ago)

acasb

― ftp (Left), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 20:09 (five years ago)

My sanity is very much holding its breath here.

― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 7 January 2021 00:05 (five years ago)

New board description.

― pomenitul, Thursday, 7 January 2021 00:07 (five years ago)

don't threaten me with a good time

― is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 7 January 2021 01:03 (five years ago)

my preferred world is one where the carceral state is entirely dismantled but i still hope all of trump's enablers are sentenced to fuck the ground until their genitals die

― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 7 January 2021 03:10 (five years ago)

Christianity's got you covered.

― pomenitul, Thursday, 7 January 2021 03:11 (five years ago)

When fascists storm your legislature, you shoot.

― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Thursday, 7 January 2021 20:39 (five years ago)

Especially 2% ilk

― cilantro vs. wade (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 7 January 2021 20:42 (five years ago)

Sorry, no more fucks left to give!

― Jimi Buffett (PBKR), Thursday, 7 January 2021 20:48 (five years ago)

Cops are bad but killing fascists is good so shrugs at their role as force majeure in this instance

― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 January 2021 21:10 (five years ago)

you will vote Republican at some point

― stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Friday, 8 January 2021 17:27 (five years ago)

you will probably be eaten by a grue

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 January 2021 17:35 (five years ago)

(tbc I was actually doing what the thread title commands, not addressing NV!)

― stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Friday, 8 January 2021 17:38 (five years ago)

I'd vote for a republican party in the UK tbf.

― Eggbreak Hotel (Tom D.), Friday, 8 January 2021 18:06 (five years ago)

xp lol that's what i assumed

― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 January 2021 18:18 (five years ago)

It's sad he was some skeevy turd I've never knowingly listened to

― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 January 2021 12:29 (five years ago)

it's beyond fucked up that support for trump is a deal breaker while sexual assault isn't but look at the president elect

― as#d,.F:ddz;,c#,;;,;,;,sdf' (Left), Sunday, 10 January 2021 12:35 (five years ago)

I kind of think the 'pink' in his name made people subconciously assume he was some sort of lefty and therefore an okay sort of fellow despite the jarring evidence to the contrary. If he'd have been called Daz White, he would have been rumbled a whole lot sooner

― kites aren't fun (NickB), Sunday, 10 January 2021 12:59 (five years ago)

― Daz White (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 January 2021 13:06 (five years ago)

Persil Blue

― imago, Sunday, 10 January 2021 13:07 (five years ago)

Americans are something else, man. Never been in a weirder and more conflicted country in my whole life. Very beautiful tho.

― partyin' maskless with Rudy G. and Vanilla Ice, it's a gas gas gas (breastcrawl), Monday, 11 January 2021 10:48 (five years ago)

Every post a pvmic

― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Monday, 11 January 2021 21:19 (five years ago)

Never not true, for anyone, sock and nonsock alike.

― pomenitul, Monday, 11 January 2021 21:28 (five years ago)

sorry I guess but the dude that showed up with his work badge looks like a chubby steph curry

― brimstead, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 01:51 (five years ago)

"I don't post like that anymore."

― Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 22:04 (five years ago)

- Greg Kihn

― alpaca lips now (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:50 (five years ago)

^A+

― Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:52 (five years ago)

so grown up, so jaded

― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 January 2021 07:51 (five years ago)

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
— wint (@dril) June 2, 2014

― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Friday, 15 January 2021 05:11 (five years ago)

probably best just to use your tongue imo

― kieth chagrin (NickB), Friday, 15 January 2021 20:43 (five years ago)

Oh good, you two have met

― spaghetti connemara (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 January 2021 01:01 (five years ago)

I am not sure whether to feel chastened or chuckle along rn

― zydecovid (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 23:46 (five years ago)

Excuse me, is this the Guess the Nondescript Small Town No-one Outside of the USA Has Ever Heard Of thread?

― Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 00:19 (five years ago)

#onecountry

― calzino, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 00:20 (five years ago)

Hardly a US-centric thread (for once).

― pomenitul, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 00:20 (five years ago)

So I can post Auchtermuchty on there can I?

― Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 00:28 (five years ago)

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