Guess the City

Dalian?

If we're going that route then Shenzhen

Shenzhen is certainly warmer than Dalian

Hong Kong has green and white taxis and yellow and red buses and Shenzhen is closer to it. I'm going with Hong Kong

Yeah I gave up on thinking it was Japan once I re-looked at those distinctive Japanese overhanging direction signs and saw they did not match

The street sign there looks like it must feature logograms, but not Japan, so probably China, yeah
Horizontal traffic lights are specific to Taiwan, says a random commenter on Quora
I would guess Taipei but it looks too... broad and uncrowded, so I'm gonna guess uh "Taipei surrounding area" (Keelung?)

It's not Taiwan, sorry

Also would point out that in HK they drive on the left

Last guess: Da Nang?

(I'm really hung up on those horizontal traffic lights, and the intracity buses in Da Nang look like that bus, as do the energy efficient lights they are so proud of; not crowded enough to be Hanoi or HCMC)

I have been to Da Nang and yes it does look quite like that. But not Vietnam, no.

I think we might need a clue.

A lot of cities across China have the same layout of road but i don't think i've ever seen a Tier 1 city with so little traffic, even in the mid-00s. It could be somewhere like Nanning.

it's China, but not Tier 1 (I would say that if you've been to China this should be evident from the ubiquitous grey mianbaoche vans in the foreground)

Don't want to just give it away, but will say that Shenzhen is easily the best guess so far, and that if you look for photos of this city you will usually find quite a different sort of scene.

This morning I looked for yellow chinese buses and the only image I came across with similar livery was this one: https://www.istockphoto.com/photo/bus-service-in-china-gm458286057-22656726 which is says is Zhuhai; I didn't find another Zhuhai bus with the same colours though, so I gave up. But now I guess Zhuhai.

yes, it is Zhuhai!

haha blimey.

I took the photo when I was living there in 2007, but this one on Alamy seems to be the same intersection.

https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-the-zhuhai-city-streets-taxis-and-buses-in-the-streets-kapok-blooming-54794771.html

It is one of the least crowded places I have been to in China.

Wikipedia agrees!

According to a report released in 2014 by the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences, Zhuhai is the most livable city in China.

My mom used to tell me I was the most livable kid in my grade

Yeah it often gets these kind of plaudits, for me the best thing about living there was the street barbecues, but the local govt police closed them all down. It's the border town to Macau like Shenzhen is to Hong Kong, so instead of factories you have triads, semi-abandoned wives of international trade guys, seafood restaurants (all the fish is from the Pearl River estuary, leading to v. high levels of thyroid cancer)
Still liked living there more than Beijing or Guangzhou though.

I wanna do one
This might be easy, idk

http://flic.kr/p/2koWXAG

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/50799157128_9e1a7f74b8_b.jpg

So a French-speaking place, hot climate but not tropical?

black & silver number plates are pretty distinctive

Not sure if this is pretty easy or not that easy, anyway, here you go.

Zhuhai is the first entry in this that I've never even heard of before

1.5 million people, that's more than Munich or Milan, but it doesn't rank in the top 50 for China.

Somewhat notable for the Hong Kong–Zhuhai–Macau bridge system, which according to wp "is both the longest sea crossing and the longest open-sea fixed link in the world.

is fgti's Port Louis?

they seem to have the black & silver license plates

Port Louis is an excellent and incorrect guess

Victoria, in the Seychelles?

my guess is Madagascar, also a former French colony in the same region. is it Antananarivo?

(the licence plate seems to match as well)

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTrhKs2ejdVxXXKCVLGpMLZTNf5ykxFA8k59Q&usqp=CAU

Lycée Andohalo

Correct!

Other angles:

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/2ABAE9P/cathedrale-catholique-d-andohalo-antananarivo-madagascar-2ABAE9P.jpg

https://travel2madagascar.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/bigstock-In-The-Streets-Of-Antananarivo-101524019-e1498467221265.jpg

Very cool, one of the places I've wanted to visit more than most.

That second one is "the other cathedral", wrong image sorry :)

One of my closest friends took a trip to Madagascar some fifteen years ago to shoot a documentary on a musician who was there. He had the best time!

He told me a funny story that involved a pig but it's pretty gross so I won't repeat it

It is a pretty fucked up place, from what I can tell, given the nature of the colonialist extraction economy that continues to fuck everything unabated. But all that biodiversity!

https://i.postimg.cc/mknj9xJL/ok.jpg

Blue

Want to spout English seaside cities as I'm sure that's what it is but I've no idea which

Jim OTM.

Is it Hastings / St Leonards?

I never have the slightest clue with these but this looks familiar. I want to say Penzance, but worried it might be too hilly. Possibly too built up as well.

It looks like Anglesey too but again, too built up.

Swansea

Haven't found the blue house yet but there's a hill in the right place, that looks like the civic centre on the left and it would be devon across the water.

Good spot Ledge - quick google for Swansea steep hill leads me to https://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/4049845 - Constitution Hill.

"In the early 20th century, the Swansea Constitution Hill Incline Railway operated up and down this hill."

Phwoar.

I had managed to persuade myself that the land visible across the water was in fact a cloud formation. Bah. I do try my best not to think too much about north Devon.

I have never been to Swansea but whenever I see a photo of Swansea I think "that looks like exactly like Swansea"

Wasn't sure how easy/difficult to make this one