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The daughter it should be noted is 24

nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Monday, 4 January 2021 03:32 (five years ago)

not only that, she was distracting him from his hobby of tweeting about the deplorable alliance between gays and jews

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Monday, 4 January 2021 03:35 (five years ago)

She was actually 9 and he let her go hungry for six hours without helping her. Because god forbid he moved away from his jigsaw puzzle for thirty seconds and actually teach her.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 4 January 2021 03:37 (five years ago)

I confess to reading that w no foreknowledge and thought it was legit funny satirical and then got to like the last few tweets :/

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 4 January 2021 03:39 (five years ago)

its kinda funny the original story is obviously made up, like a nine year old did not try to open beans for six hours, and the guy posted it because he thought it made him seem cool and interesting

lag∞n, Monday, 4 January 2021 03:40 (five years ago)

Shes 24 this is can-on

nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Monday, 4 January 2021 03:40 (five years ago)

by the standards of Roderick's cancellation over very bad but obviously ironic edgelord jokes made to friends of his, every ILX moderator ever would be jailed for noise board passim

shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 4 January 2021 03:41 (five years ago)

if they ever find my posts the bad ones were ironic

— br◎seph (@on3ness) January 9, 2019

lag∞n, Monday, 4 January 2021 03:43 (five years ago)

that's a good tweet

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 4 January 2021 03:44 (five years ago)

Socrates was killed because he was an edgelord addicted to irony and he completely wore out his welcome in Athens. To the point they offed him and never looked back or regretted it until the people who actually knew him had passed away and all anyone knew any more was what Plato wrote about him. I gravely doubt bean dad's irony was anywhere near as intellectually excusable as that of Socrates.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Monday, 4 January 2021 03:52 (five years ago)

thx xp

lag∞n, Monday, 4 January 2021 03:55 (five years ago)

Ken Jennings podcast co-host... like a week after Jennings made an apology for also being an edgelord?

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, 4 January 2021 03:56 (five years ago)

Would ilx fp socrates now and if so what does that teach us

nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Monday, 4 January 2021 03:56 (five years ago)

and then ken came to his defense! ken no why youve got so much to lose

lag∞n, Monday, 4 January 2021 03:57 (five years ago)

one night last January I walked from watching K3n J3nnings win the goat champs on TV in a bar to chatting to Be4n D4d at a gig before the band came on

eleven months later and bars, gigs, J3nnings, Be4n and chatting have all been #cancelled

shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 4 January 2021 04:00 (five years ago)

Would ilx fp socrates now

sure. he'd get his dozen with regularity and might even accrue enough for a tempban now and then. considering what ilx is, this teaches us nothing. Even St. Francis of Assisi would get fp'ed for being "too sanctimonious".

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Monday, 4 January 2021 04:00 (five years ago)

trying to read this tweet made me feel like a journalist in the san francisco chronicle in 1969 https://t.co/vLuJ62pAEb

— catarina camargo (@catarinacmrg) January 4, 2021

lag∞n, Monday, 4 January 2021 04:02 (five years ago)

Just as well kenny rogers died, looking at that list sic

nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Monday, 4 January 2021 04:02 (five years ago)

i read the bean dad thread this morning and am full of regret, i knew exactly where it was going and read it anyway and was angry at bean dad and myself.

anyway i enjoy watching guys like this flail around which probably makes me a jerk too. i tried 30 seconds of his music and uh no thanks so it's probably no big loss.

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 January 2021 04:05 (five years ago)

you'll know! I'm up for my dream job when this account cease to exist outta thin air

— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) January 4, 2021

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, 4 January 2021 04:05 (five years ago)

Bean dad: this will all blow over, i'm just gonna lay low

NY Times 2043: Bean Dad died peacefully today in his home

— maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 4, 2021

lag∞n, Monday, 4 January 2021 04:06 (five years ago)

Just as well kenny rogers died, looking at that list sic

and Alex Trebek got #cancered flowers are pretty

shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 4 January 2021 04:12 (five years ago)

Fucked up that Bean Dad was teaching his daughter Prussian Blue covers.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, 4 January 2021 04:19 (five years ago)

I look forward to Bean Dad’s future projects with K4t1e H3rz0g

is right unfortunately (silby), Monday, 4 January 2021 04:37 (five years ago)

I sadly had the same thought

JoeStork, Monday, 4 January 2021 04:46 (five years ago)

I started reading the thread and my eyes glazing over after two tweets, I think Seattle in general had a similar reaction to his run for city council.

JoeStork, Monday, 4 January 2021 04:54 (five years ago)

Who was the indie rock woman who went alt-right after editing... Penthouse or something?

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, 4 January 2021 04:54 (five years ago)

White Lung/whatever bean dad's band was split 7"

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, 4 January 2021 04:55 (five years ago)

the white lung person is alt-right now? oh well.

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 January 2021 05:09 (five years ago)

So glad that my Twitter's clean.

And hey, I've only used the n-word on this website a dozen or so times. I was young and foolish, still in my 30s!

pplains, Monday, 4 January 2021 15:44 (five years ago)

a child really

lag∞n, Monday, 4 January 2021 15:48 (five years ago)

I'm glad my AIM away messages arent preserved anywhere

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 4 January 2021 15:52 (five years ago)

Would ilx fp socrates now and if so what does that teach us

― nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Sunday, January 3, 2021 10:56 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

i thought socrates posted here under the username "josh in chicago"

shabbat bloody shabbat (voodoo chili), Monday, 4 January 2021 15:53 (five years ago)

bean dad has strong gen x energy

he was always just being ironic, or didn’t remember what ironic was anymore

mh, Monday, 4 January 2021 15:53 (five years ago)

“bean dad was the former tour keyboardist for Harvey Danger” kept going through my head yesterday

strong “drummer from gay dad” vibes

mh, Monday, 4 January 2021 15:54 (five years ago)

makes me wish i been dead

shabbat bloody shabbat (voodoo chili), Monday, 4 January 2021 15:59 (five years ago)

he was always just being ironic, or didn’t remember what ironic was anymore

― mh, Monday, January 4, 2021 10:53 AM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah that kind of racist/etc satire where you just yell the racist thing to let everyone know you know what racism is and its bad, and then you receive a pat on the head, feel like thats sort of crossover boomer/gen x energy

lag∞n, Monday, 4 January 2021 16:03 (five years ago)

Its funny to me that "this used to be ironic racism" is enough to cancel some indie rock moron, but not enough to cancel Vice

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 4 January 2021 16:04 (five years ago)

Like, I guess the upside is that Zoomers might not even know what Vice is to cancel it

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 4 January 2021 16:05 (five years ago)

isn’t vice just this amorphous media conglomerate now where the former edgelords are like, board members or just dudes that sit in meetings all day

canceling them would be like canceling the entire CBS network or something at this point

mh, Monday, 4 January 2021 16:14 (five years ago)

gavin mcginnis got pretty canceled over it

lag∞n, Monday, 4 January 2021 16:19 (five years ago)

I remember a colleague (guy from Arizona) making a joke of this sort in a bar, one with the n-word in he punchline, as he got to the end he realised that another colleague, a black woman from the Caribbean, was stnding behind him listening. He certainly learned a lesson that day, hope it was the right one.

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 4 January 2021 16:20 (five years ago)

I mean, Vice’s obnoxious edgelord era and their hiring of people you hated in music editor roles is well documented, but I always saw it through the lens of, like, stupid fashion criticism jokes and bullshit I wasn’t going to read

mh, Monday, 4 January 2021 16:21 (five years ago)

still not sure what garfs are tbh

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 4 January 2021 16:22 (five years ago)

does it mean those garfield comic gimmick accounts where they always have the same last panel (smoking a pipe, thrown through a window)?

mh, Monday, 4 January 2021 16:23 (five years ago)

Like, I guess the upside is that Zoomers might not even know what Vice is to cancel it

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, January 4, 2021 8:05 AM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

A friend of a friend is journalist and was writing a piece about climate and young people for vice and was in a school talking to 17/18 year olds and they either hadn't heard of it or thought it was laughable ok boomer shit

Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Monday, 4 January 2021 16:24 (five years ago)

yeah that was my guess tho i was unaware there were enough of them to constitute a clique lol xp

lag∞n, Monday, 4 January 2021 16:24 (five years ago)

fwiw, I'm still amazed Vice got away with that shit as long as they did.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 4 January 2021 16:25 (five years ago)

ppl forget how much of the 00s were just a distilled version of the worst tendencies of the 90s

mh, Monday, 4 January 2021 16:48 (five years ago)

this also continued well into the early 2010s

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 4 January 2021 16:52 (five years ago)


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