when I say mercurial - in the last few games he played for us I've seen mercury move faster
― calzino, Sunday, 27 December 2020 16:40 (five years ago)
big sam dicknosing is genuinely iconic
― imago, Sunday, 27 December 2020 16:57 (five years ago)
one shot on target against this shower!
― calzino, Sunday, 27 December 2020 17:19 (five years ago)
not watching it like, I presume big cocknose Sam has parked a Rington's delivery van in front of goal
― calzino, Sunday, 27 December 2020 17:23 (five years ago)
WBA playing 10-0-0 so I'll take the 1-0 gladly
― or something, Sunday, 27 December 2020 17:26 (five years ago)
Allardyce is a cunt
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 17:33 (five years ago)
On the other hand
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 18:11 (five years ago)
in another life Big Sam would one of them career advisers that crushes the dreams of 16 year old school leavers by bullying them onto YTS schemes!
― calzino, Sunday, 27 December 2020 18:41 (five years ago)
blimey it's the ilx El Clásico tonight - even more massiver than Big Sam
― calzino, Sunday, 27 December 2020 18:50 (five years ago)
I'm doing the ILX in bedico, with Five Live for company until I find the sweet release of sleep from this hangover
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:03 (five years ago)
Nice attacking selection from St Nuno
Clinton Morrison on pundit duties, sweet
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:06 (five years ago)
Oh wait Clinton's a Spurs fan forget it
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:08 (five years ago)
lol but he's still that rare as rocking horse-shit commodity, a genuinely likable ex-footballer turned pundit/match summariser
― calzino, Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:09 (five years ago)
I do love to listen to him yeah
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:10 (five years ago)
And it's HI HO OW MY HEAD
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:14 (five years ago)
Oh ffs come on sleep
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:17 (five years ago)
95 minutes of Spurs defending their lead
Pls god
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:22 (five years ago)
Sounds all Spurs at the moment
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:24 (five years ago)
How bout now
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:28 (five years ago)
We look flaky imo, five of us just taken out by traore doing nothing
Whose this podence diving cunt and why would a ref buy it
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:29 (five years ago)
People love kicking him
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:37 (five years ago)
We're getting very bamboozled by some very simple passes across the midfield
Ye look gettable on break
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:39 (five years ago)
Back four, no Boly, not sure about Coady or Saiss in that formation
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:44 (five years ago)
Yes but davies/dier/sanchez tbf
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:45 (five years ago)
Oh aye I was simply saying about our vulnerability on the break. Doc usually takes 5 minutes to get back in position so youse can factor that in too
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:47 (five years ago)
Son and Kane been very poor, ndombele delightful
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:52 (five years ago)
Ndombele barrelling thru our lads is worrying
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:55 (five years ago)
The few yards outside our box are totally unpatrolled tho, and our breaks (ndombele aside) are poor so far
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:58 (five years ago)
We're still well in this and obv second halves are our thing, still struggling for goals without Raul tho
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 20:03 (five years ago)
I wish I'd brought a sandwich and chocolates up here
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 20:06 (five years ago)
Decisions to not close that pass and diers decision not to deal with that early are scandalous and ive seen worse penalties given against us several times in the VAR era tbh
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 December 2020 20:21 (five years ago)
Clinton sounded uncertain whether it was or wasn't, put your foot in there you're asking for it imo. Not shocked that VAR didn't give it us but with that degree of uncertainty I guess fair enough not an obvious error
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 20:24 (five years ago)
Dier has waited for easily-defended balls to come to him three times so far this game instead of clearing and each time we've escaped but its just lamentable that he cannot ironnout that trait
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 December 2020 20:27 (five years ago)
Id need sanchez breathalysed after this match, hes careening around ffs
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 December 2020 20:37 (five years ago)
Very clearly a wolves goal on cards in next few
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 December 2020 20:40 (five years ago)
Playing shots in at the moment
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 20:42 (five years ago)
Big gaps when Wolves come forward since Spurs switched to a back four.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 27 December 2020 20:43 (five years ago)
We'll be after a number 9 come January
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 20:43 (five years ago)
Crazy to think that this football could be labelled defensive when nobody is doing any defending
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 December 2020 20:48 (five years ago)
Tbh i don't normally notice too much about the other team but wolves have been very very poor at actually composing themselves to score, because weve been begging for it
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 December 2020 20:58 (five years ago)
Get in
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 21:00 (five years ago)
Shameful from Spurs. Absolutely inevitable. Every single week.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 27 December 2020 21:00 (five years ago)
Composure achieved
Kane fucked it
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 December 2020 21:01 (five years ago)
When in doubt try the dive
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 21:03 (five years ago)
All hes done all game, jogging and falling over
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 December 2020 21:03 (five years ago)
Fuck me both trying to find the winner now
Horrific lack of quality from us, tactics are secondary to spoonfeet clowns
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 December 2020 21:04 (five years ago)
Saiss has always got a stupid foul in him
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 21:06 (five years ago)