Booooom
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 26 December 2020 16:38 (five years ago)
That is an absolute cunter
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 26 December 2020 16:39 (five years ago)
Palace have to settle for a point, unable to break down the eighteen men of Aston Villa
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 26 December 2020 17:04 (five years ago)
fuck it I'm banging a few quid on Smith Rowe 1st goalscorer seeing as he's finally getting a start at relegation haunted Arsenal
― calzino, Saturday, 26 December 2020 17:11 (five years ago)
just saw the goal from young anwar el-ghazi, very fine work
― imago, Saturday, 26 December 2020 17:18 (five years ago)
he's just fucking twatted it and it's gone top bins
i for one love like to see it
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 December 2020 17:19 (five years ago)
yr boy just airshotted you out of a payday calz
― oscar bravo, Saturday, 26 December 2020 17:56 (five years ago)
lmao just came here to bemoan that
― imago, Saturday, 26 December 2020 17:57 (five years ago)
I know ffs!
― calzino, Saturday, 26 December 2020 17:58 (five years ago)
a 14/1 shot and I've got more than one goal at 80/1 as well
― calzino, Saturday, 26 December 2020 17:59 (five years ago)
Absurd penalty.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 December 2020 18:04 (five years ago)
I just found it absurd that they didn't let Smith Rowe take it!
― calzino, Saturday, 26 December 2020 18:09 (five years ago)
Beautiful hit.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 December 2020 18:14 (five years ago)
Screamer!
― imago, Saturday, 26 December 2020 18:15 (five years ago)
This commentator is actively trying to get sacked via excessive rhyming.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 December 2020 18:16 (five years ago)
Ah that's tremendous
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 26 December 2020 18:17 (five years ago)
The free-kick, not Tyler's late career detour into The Old Man is Dying-core
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 26 December 2020 18:18 (five years ago)
How many do we reckon West Brom will ship against Liverpool tomorrow? I mean it's all set up for a plucky festive triumph of Allardyceball but I think it turned out Villa didn't have a goal kick against them on Sunday
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 26 December 2020 18:27 (five years ago)
What on earth is going on?
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 December 2020 18:42 (five years ago)
That might be goal of the season
― imago, Saturday, 26 December 2020 18:43 (five years ago)
should have just put my fiver on Arsenal, a nice steady 14/5 instead of chasing the crazy odds! Looks like Smith Rowe is growing into the game from bbc text.
― calzino, Saturday, 26 December 2020 18:46 (five years ago)
Not an Arse man but I don't think I've ever really wanted Mikel Arteta's life to be a miserable neverending death march tbh so this is quite endearing
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 26 December 2020 18:58 (five years ago)
we regret to announce that it is The Lines
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 26 December 2020 19:14 (five years ago)
The one time you want The Lines to strike eh
― imago, Saturday, 26 December 2020 19:24 (five years ago)
Anyway if Saka's meant that it's the Claus Jensen chip all over again
omg just checked the last scores Arteta you beauty fuck that shower
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 December 2020 19:48 (five years ago)
"Aye, get thee to a little league" - Prince Hamford
― imago, Sunday, 27 December 2020 12:12 (five years ago)
That looked like it clearly hit his arm, albeit in a way he could do nothing about.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 27 December 2020 15:43 (five years ago)
yeah but fuck west ham
― imago, Sunday, 27 December 2020 15:52 (five years ago)
West Brom travelling to Liverpool's place with a centre back pairing of Ajayi and O'Shea
Maybe it's right to be nervous now
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 27 December 2020 16:29 (five years ago)
at least they've got the freescoring mercurial talent that is Karlan Grant to put the shits up Liverpool!
― calzino, Sunday, 27 December 2020 16:38 (five years ago)
when I say mercurial - in the last few games he played for us I've seen mercury move faster
― calzino, Sunday, 27 December 2020 16:40 (five years ago)
big sam dicknosing is genuinely iconic
― imago, Sunday, 27 December 2020 16:57 (five years ago)
one shot on target against this shower!
― calzino, Sunday, 27 December 2020 17:19 (five years ago)
not watching it like, I presume big cocknose Sam has parked a Rington's delivery van in front of goal
― calzino, Sunday, 27 December 2020 17:23 (five years ago)
WBA playing 10-0-0 so I'll take the 1-0 gladly
― or something, Sunday, 27 December 2020 17:26 (five years ago)
Allardyce is a cunt
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 17:33 (five years ago)
On the other hand
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 18:11 (five years ago)
in another life Big Sam would one of them career advisers that crushes the dreams of 16 year old school leavers by bullying them onto YTS schemes!
― calzino, Sunday, 27 December 2020 18:41 (five years ago)
blimey it's the ilx El Clásico tonight - even more massiver than Big Sam
― calzino, Sunday, 27 December 2020 18:50 (five years ago)
I'm doing the ILX in bedico, with Five Live for company until I find the sweet release of sleep from this hangover
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:03 (five years ago)
Nice attacking selection from St Nuno
Clinton Morrison on pundit duties, sweet
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:06 (five years ago)
Oh wait Clinton's a Spurs fan forget it
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:08 (five years ago)
lol but he's still that rare as rocking horse-shit commodity, a genuinely likable ex-footballer turned pundit/match summariser
― calzino, Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:09 (five years ago)
I do love to listen to him yeah
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:10 (five years ago)
And it's HI HO OW MY HEAD
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:14 (five years ago)
Oh ffs come on sleep
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:17 (five years ago)
95 minutes of Spurs defending their lead
Pls god
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 December 2020 19:22 (five years ago)