Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a viking!..?

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ilx, where the author is dead, except for simpsons joke arguments!

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 01:19 (five years ago)

Now this, this was trolling

imago, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 01:21 (five years ago)

the author is not dead, he's just asleep, which is where he is a viking

huge rant (sic), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 01:30 (five years ago)

I was in the room when it was pitched and laughed because I thought it meant he was great at sleeping

— Mike Scully (@scullymike) December 21, 2020

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 02:56 (five years ago)

!!!

Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 02:58 (five years ago)

laughed because I thought it meant he was great at sleeping

before taking this at face value remember, we are dealing here with someone who was the class clown.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 03:24 (five years ago)

Simple: Ralph dreams he's a Viking. Ralph was never written with the ability to understand a complex & obscure metaphor like saying he is a Viking at something, meaning he is great at it. If I knew Scully had misunderstood a joke like that, I would have fired him instantly.

— David Mirkin (@DaveMirkin) December 21, 2020

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 03:37 (five years ago)

straight from the horse's mouth:

Wow, ha, I guess that's also now canon! Do you remember who pitched it? Maybe they could say for sure. I think we may have been out of the room writing a script at the time so I have zero authority to weigh in on this, it's just my opinion.

huge rant (sic), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 04:15 (five years ago)

wow settled after all these years

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 04:21 (five years ago)

xp you left out where he mentioned mirkin who then posted the tweet i posted just above you

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 04:25 (five years ago)

my point was him saying "I was not in the room and my opinion literally means nothing" indicates either that he was not the horse, or that the horsethor is dead

huge rant (sic), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 05:23 (five years ago)

THANK YOU

||||||||, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 07:06 (five years ago)

Let's flog it some more anyway

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 08:57 (five years ago)

did we never get this sorted

huge rant (sic), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 09:08 (five years ago)

I mean, even the idea that Ralph would use the word "where" to mean "the discipline in which" is baffling enough, even before we get onto "being a Viking means being good at"

kinder, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 09:16 (five years ago)

i try to remember this thread whenever ppl seem (to me) to be going to rather extreme lengths to misunderstand the obvious thrust of simple statements on ilxor.com
it doesnt help but i try, god help me but i do
this, but now with added "ppl trying to navigate covid guidelines"

kinder, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 09:18 (five years ago)

Ha

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 09:21 (five years ago)

I mean, even the idea that Ralph would use the word "where" to mean "the discipline in which" is baffling enough, even before we get onto "being a Viking means being good at"

his legs don't know how to be as long as yours

huge rant (sic), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 09:30 (five years ago)

if i taught dialectics i wd use this debate to explain dialectics

the mid-tier joke is sublated by and/or into the high-tier joke: the "misunderstanding" (so-called) enlarges and enriches the "intention" (so-called)

mark s, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 10:31 (five years ago)

sleep is where im the aufhebung

mark s, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 10:33 (five years ago)

hi, Super Nintendo Sinkah

huge rant (sic), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 10:53 (five years ago)

the mid-tier joke is sublated by and/or into the high-tier joke

last 40 years of critical theory tbh

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 12:51 (five years ago)

my main takeaway from that twitter thread is that many people are really bad at understanding any kind of joke

Number None, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 12:54 (five years ago)

by my reading a lot of people in that thread are not familiar with US idioms or pop culture of 50-70 years ago, even if English is their first language

huge rant (sic), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 13:03 (five years ago)

There's been some confusion in this scene in Homer Vs The 18th Amendment.

Banner: "You're out there somewhere, Beer Baron. And I'll find you."

Homer (distant): "No, you won't!"

Banner: "Yes, I will!"

Homer: "Won't!"

I believe Homer says won't, but some people hear d'oh.

— I Call The Big One Bitey๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ”ž (@Chalm_Skinn) December 21, 2020

People thinking Homer whispers "d'oh" to Rex Banner instead of "won't" is another baffling one. Why would he respond to a guy saying he'll catch him by saying "no you won't" but then say "d'oh" in response to him saying "yes I will"?

Weinstein is yet to confirm my privately-held conviction that Hans Moleman wasn't really saying "boo-urns", he was just trying to gain favour with a powerful man at a vulnerable moment

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 14:23 (five years ago)

NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what twilight zone shit is this where there's another disputed Simpsons scene

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 15:43 (five years ago)

theyre all disputed now

mark s, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 16:12 (five years ago)

haha yeah

kinder, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 16:17 (five years ago)

"Some people put forward the theory that the monorail episode was an homage to The Music Man but I have always thought it was a musical tribute to Mussolini's ascent to power; which one is correct?"

DJP, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 16:21 (five years ago)

Sideshow Mel was meant to represent the British Beehive of the 19th century

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 16:22 (five years ago)

I believe all 30 seasons of the Simpsons are just a dream Tracy Ullman had on her show.

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 16:50 (five years ago)

^^^ that one's true

DJP, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 16:52 (five years ago)

One guy actually asked "how was that drawing Kirk van Outen did meant to represent dignity?"

Someone replied saying it was intended to look like a jutting masculine chin which connotes dignity

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 17:24 (five years ago)

It's all worth it for being reminded of that fucking "Paint Your Wagon" bit though, been shaking with laughter all afternoon

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 17:39 (five years ago)

Best part is that it's a real musical, tho obv not literally about painting wagons

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 17:52 (five years ago)

nice of 'em to clear up the shoe joke, that's been bothering me since I was 13

frogbs, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 17:53 (five years ago)

Can they clarify why Bonestorm was available for only 99 cents rental price...was Comic Book Guy hoping to make a killing on the expected late fees to offset the cheap rental price

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 17:57 (five years ago)

I didn't know about Sneed's, formerly Chucks, either. took me a while but worth it.

kinder, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 18:14 (five years ago)

yeah that was pretty clever, I wonder how many people actually caught that. I too had to stare at it for a while before I got it

frogbs, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 18:39 (five years ago)

I just caught wind of this whole kerfuffle. I wasn't aware of viking as meaning great at something. I am aware that in Japan it means all you can eat buffet. Is Ralph dreaming of being a buffet? Do we know whether he's spent time in Japan?

maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 23:00 (five years ago)

a welcome new twist

ffolkes (map), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 23:03 (five years ago)

Alternatively, are people nibbling at him in his sleep?

maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 23:04 (five years ago)

"I wasn't aware of viking as meaning great at something"

Nobody was! That's why this is the dumbest thing ever

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 00:41 (five years ago)

ctrl + f

smh, can't believe no one pointed out that it's secretly a pun on 'awaking'.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 23 December 2020 00:44 (five years ago)

wanking, that's where I'm a viking

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 00:45 (five years ago)

I'm a Vai, King.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 23 December 2020 00:46 (five years ago)

Stevie and the Diamond would never jam together!

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 00:46 (five years ago)

I put on my helmet and battleaxe

imago, Wednesday, 23 December 2020 00:47 (five years ago)

*in Ralph's voice* Oh, I like to play dress up.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 23 December 2020 00:49 (five years ago)

Weinstein is yet to confirm my privately-held conviction that Hans Moleman wasn't really saying "boo-urns", he was just trying to gain favour with a powerful man at a vulnerable moment

Weinstein is now on board with this theory

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 18:54 (five years ago)


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