Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

those little leagues are all like 'but my burnley oh nooo'

stream froze at 80-odd minutes and i wasn't minded to find another one, sad i missed Fabio's goal, this is going to be an annoying season

Are there at least any lols Arsenal.tv types ringing in?

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robbie and dt immortalized in the latest david squires guardian comic strip a development i wasn't expecting, the image of sammy lee will give me nightmares.

top trolling from samuel allardeeché

is the trippier thing a people placing bets on where a player is transferred to deal a la sturridge? cos if so then bookies get what they deserve on offering such a ridiculous market imo.

also seems odd that the english fa can ban a player in another league especially when it benefits an english club (chelsea) while at the same time leaving him free to play for the national team in the euros this summer. i can't imagine the belgian fa for example getting away with banning kdb from playing for man city for 2 and a half months.

The Athletic article about it contended that it was nothing more than him telling his mates on WhatsApp that he was going to Madrid, differentiating it from the Sturridge story where apparently he told a relative that he was "going to Sevilla, stick a grand on it and if I don't end up going I'll give it back to you."

Seems like a farcical length to go to protect the profits of bookmakers, using the cover of being against matchfixing.

thanks for that lamonti

does the fa have a list of people one is allowed to tell when transferring to another club? like if player A discusses with his wife about going to a club in another country and she tells her wider family to talk through the wider ramifications meanwhile her kid brother sticks some money on said transfer is the player open to a ban?? seems ludicrous.

meanwhile tuchel out poch in at psg. how does allegri still not have a job btw?

Thunderbolt from Barnes just there. Decent game

James Justin now the undisputed champ of 'pretending to have received a mortal blow to the face 20/21'

Rashford coming for the crown if we're allowed any part of the upper body

They're all at it!

If I wanted to watch several employees of a wretched, long past its prime franchise lie around pretending to be injured I would watch the WWE Royal Rumble!

hearty lols

Zaha plays both Mings and the ref like a fiddle, gets the former sent off.

Like a fiddle not a nigel kennedy reference btw

Get ready for 45 minutes or Grealish screaming at the ref to even it up after every foul

Yeaurr monstuh cmon aston vulluh

Watkins putting in a fairly heroic shift under the circumstances

Harder to play against ten men

Booooom

That is an absolute cunter

Palace have to settle for a point, unable to break down the eighteen men of Aston Villa

fuck it I'm banging a few quid on Smith Rowe 1st goalscorer seeing as he's finally getting a start at relegation haunted Arsenal

just saw the goal from young anwar el-ghazi, very fine work

he's just fucking twatted it and it's gone top bins

i for one love like to see it

yr boy just airshotted you out of a payday calz

lmao just came here to bemoan that

I know ffs!

a 14/1 shot and I've got more than one goal at 80/1 as well

Absurd penalty.

I just found it absurd that they didn't let Smith Rowe take it!

Beautiful hit.

Screamer!

This commentator is actively trying to get sacked via excessive rhyming.

Ah that's tremendous

The free-kick, not Tyler's late career detour into The Old Man is Dying-core

How many do we reckon West Brom will ship against Liverpool tomorrow? I mean it's all set up for a plucky festive triumph of Allardyceball but I think it turned out Villa didn't have a goal kick against them on Sunday

What on earth is going on?

That might be goal of the season

should have just put my fiver on Arsenal, a nice steady 14/5 instead of chasing the crazy odds! Looks like Smith Rowe is growing into the game from bbc text.

Not an Arse man but I don't think I've ever really wanted Mikel Arteta's life to be a miserable neverending death march tbh so this is quite endearing

we regret to announce that it is The Lines

The one time you want The Lines to strike eh

Anyway if Saka's meant that it's the Claus Jensen chip all over again

omg just checked the last scores Arteta you beauty fuck that shower

"Aye, get thee to a little league" - Prince Hamford

That looked like it clearly hit his arm, albeit in a way he could do nothing about.

yeah but fuck west ham

West Brom travelling to Liverpool's place with a centre back pairing of Ajayi and O'Shea

Maybe it's right to be nervous now