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his taste in music is a big part of his public persona nowadays. I think his music is fine and I like 70s singer-songwriters but I guess it could irk otherwise

his latest album is pretty good and I don't normally like that sort of music

I guess I’m corny for not appreciating dad rock and “top level indie” bores me silly.

― Yes Virginia, there really is a (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, December 17, 2020 12:29 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Was commenting more on the consensus these days. I do not care for much dad rock myself.

Everyone may I direct you (like Alfred Hitchcock!) to the launch of this website that will change the way movies and movie information is presented: https://t.co/bcw5c3VVNb

— The REAL Mister Movies (@greggturkington) December 22, 2020

lol @ "expert" TLD

perfect

"VFA Classic Movie Salt"

i like the theme of the movies picked here https://vfa.expert/marathon.html

The Joker and his sleeping gas has struck again! pic.twitter.com/ZgrgdgF19Q

— Presidant of Hei Network (@timheidecker) January 13, 2021

Looks as though the new subscription/platform for On Cinema has been determined, with the Oscar Special slated for April 25th.

subscribed 👍

feel a little wary about giving my financial information to a company run by the character "Tim Heidecker."

lol my thought too. true test of commitment to a bit, will the comedy extend to IRL billing errors

Hopefully Joe Estevez is getting another shot as CFO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXuoMB3FhpA

it will be a 24/7 Broadcasting Beohomoth

I signed up for top tier, just had to considering On Cinema is one of the great multi-platform artworks of all time.

video games by matt newman

the sudden flash of LaRue got me

the text scrolling from right to left was probably my favorite part

this is pretty great too, you actually have to refresh to see the time update:

https://vfa.expert/victorville-film-time-converter.html

the text scrolling from right to left was probably my favorite part

i'm working on an amiga demo (small little art computer/music thing) and that was the punchline of the thing :(

The out-of-synch alternate take running in the background

Also, the VFA Time Converter is a direct hit to my wheelhouse.

Sub-scrubbers

has it been mentioned that the clapperboard "clipart" has the hinge on backwards?

not On Cinema related but this really cracked me up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-q9kL17i94

The Oscar for "Worst Oscar Special" goes to....@TimHeidecker for "2021 KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MOVIES OSCAR SPECIAL featuring a cast of Bad Musicians and Relatives from Tim's 8th Marriage"

— The REAL Mister Movies (@greggturkington) April 22, 2021

i now have my very own hei network account

hope it's an elaborate phishing scam

Share your login and let’s find out

The Yellow River Boys have a Pilsner (really):

https://www.instagram.com/p/CN8Y6_zrG96/?igshid=1m9bdn6ncd076

lol I asked the FB group to drop random OC quotes on my new profile picture just to confuse my friends and family and THEY DELIVERED

https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=10101773796506227&set=a.574261769497¬if_id=1619147845229387¬if_t=feedback_reaction_generic&ref=notif

lol, your t-shirt is fantastic.

not On Cinema related but this really cracked me up

Wow the end of that bit hit close to home. A certain someone in my family loves to tell stories about how wherever they go, their [mundane reason or "snarky comment"] gets all sorts of disproportionately animated reactions out of other people, like Tim's grocery store cashier in the bit. Sorry, but I've seen you out in public and I know for a fact that you aren't constantly blowing people's minds and/or shocking them with your wit or your t-shirt or whatever it is you claim gets these cartoonish "reactions" all the time. So, Tim nailed it. I mean, that character (standup Tim?) might be my favorite character... he really gets the type of person he is parodying.

might be my favorite of his characters that he does*

It's the most subtle thing ever because he's just being the type of obnoxious douche who actually exists irl and those of us who know his stuff and understand what he's doing are like (nods knowingly + approvingly) while your average joe on the street sees that bit and is just like (exaggeratedly rolls eyes) 'okaaaaaaay?'.

Yeah right down to the impression with the bug eyes and "Ok??" or "Wow!" etc. These other people in their story are always either so impressed or flabbergasted somehow by my notoriously un-edgy family member. It's ironic.

It's a rich comedic thread going back at least as far as Spagett. You just got so spooked! You should've seen your faces!

Exactly. They're experts in parodying that mix of ego delusion/desperation.

pic.twitter.com/mV1LKbQxpb

— The REAL Mister Movies (@greggturkington) April 23, 2021

lmao the FB group is now full of people confused about whether or not the Our Cinema special is actually airing and what the hell "VFA time" is which is just perfectly in character

what is VFA time from, i don’t remember that

I'm already popping some popcorn for the 3:50 PM pre-show.

"Other" Oscar shows start late and provide ZERO information on who will win the coveted award. We start coverage early (3:50 VFT pre-show) and our Main show begins at 4:45 with an unprecedented opening that Movie buffs will be talking about for many years to come!

— The REAL Mister Movies (@greggturkington) April 25, 2021

like i can see it’s a minute ahead of the Pacific and i know it’s on the VFA website but had Gregg mentioned that before?

yeah that's a running gag from this current cycle

anybody else watching Cappy Ricks right now

is this a 55min runtime?

Lmao there are 2200 people watching this

"you pipe down you old salamander, let me tell you something!"

the glitch of gregg in the car at the beginning nearly ended me

oh man