Elon Musk

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i believe nasa had some crashes back in the day as well, though! rocket science is probably pretty hard

and i think the idea is to continue the idea of reusable components that nasa had partially accomplished (the space shuttles)

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 17:17 (five years ago)

karl, this thread is for posting stuff like "can this guy even wipe himself?" after somebody links a tweet

kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 17:54 (five years ago)

Wait was there another crash today? I know there was this crash 6 days ago

this was almost certainly me misreading something late and tired, ty for video

huge rant (sic), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:34 (five years ago)

Has Elon Musk thought about radically disrupting the personal fragrance industry? Because that really seems like what he was born to do.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:44 (five years ago)

pic.twitter.com/qbNT1dUsED

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 14, 2020

in the thread's defense, it is p hard to believe this guy can wipe himself

loose Orwellian mobs (rob), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 21:08 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

richest person in the world as of today

rob, Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:05 (five years ago)

i find that bizarre

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:06 (five years ago)

and sickening, obv

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:07 (five years ago)

both are valid responses

rob, Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:08 (five years ago)

I don't see why we call a person "rich" when all it means is that some object he holds claim to has been arbitrarily assigned a larger number, it's not like he's going to sell it. If somebody lives in a house that shoots up in value, they're not a millionaire unless they sell it, and if the house goes back down in value, they never were.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:20 (five years ago)

I mean I'm not saying Musk isn't rich, I'm just saying the temptation to declare that "the current price speculators are paying for a thing" represents its actual value is to be resisted.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:21 (five years ago)

Pretend value behaves like real value, I suppose.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:22 (five years ago)

I mean I'm not saying Musk isn't rich, I'm just saying the temptation to declare that "the current price speculators are paying for a thing" represents its actual value is to be resisted.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, January 7, 2021 5:21 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is literally the definition of value

dean bad (map), Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:25 (five years ago)

what is to be resisted, imo, is "rich people aren't that rich because they don't have a bunker full of cash"

dean bad (map), Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:26 (five years ago)

all that is solid kills versus maims

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:26 (five years ago)

listen, i know you're saying this ps5 is $400, but that's just speculation

Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:27 (five years ago)

this is literally the definition of value

it is a very bad way to think about value imo, but i recognize it is popular

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:28 (five years ago)

The problem is mostly that the bunker full of cash has disappeared into an asset that will provide nothing to no one, except Musk, for the foreseeable future.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:33 (five years ago)

what is to be resisted, imo, is "rich people aren't that rich because they don't have a bunker full of cash"

― dean bad (map), Thursday, January 7, 2021 12:26 PM (four minutes ago)

otm. cash also fluctuates in value iirc

rob, Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:33 (five years ago)

'Tesla cranked out about 500,000 cars last year, about as many as General Motors makes in a month. But despite that, Tesla is worth more than Ford, Honda, BMW, General Motors, Daimler, Volkswagen and Toyota put together.’ From CBC.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:33 (five years ago)

I don't see why we call a person "rich" when all it means is that some object he holds claim to has been arbitrarily assigned a larger number, it's not like he's going to sell it. If somebody lives in a house that shoots up in value, they're not a millionaire unless they sell it, and if the house goes back down in value, they never were.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, January 7, 2021 9:20 AM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

you know that money changes in value as well? if someone has 10 million dollars are they not rich because hyperinflation could happen and their 10 million may not be enough to buy a a 1990 subaru forester then?

Fenners' Pen (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:34 (five years ago)

Musk's wealth also feels a lot more.. tenuous than Bezos. I mean, Tesla still seems constantly on the edge of losing their market share and SpaceX is probably a couple exploded rockets away from falling apart.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:41 (five years ago)

1st gen Teslas are exploding so there's that...

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:46 (five years ago)

Also afaict Bezos has yet to tweet something out that manipulates his stock price.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:47 (five years ago)

It's just a bubble.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:48 (five years ago)

i was under the impression that spacex was doing really well and that they are maybe NASA's biggest contractor? or is it Boeing, still? plus, beyond delivering payloads to space stations and making the re-usable crafts for NASA, i'd assume that there will be a neverending series of rich people who are willing to pay $500K to fly in low-orbit space for a few hours

Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:49 (five years ago)

Most of Musk's wealth is tied in Tesla, SpaceX moves the needle by 5% of his total worth.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:52 (five years ago)

it is a very bad way to think about value imo, but i recognize it is popular

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, January 7, 2021 12:28 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

How do you define value?

Because if people are willing to spend 5% of their savings on one stock, that's value to them, and Musk's worth (mostly) is an addition of all those investments.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:55 (five years ago)

if he tried to wield power consistent with his paper wealth, other rich people and nations etc. would laugh at him.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 7 January 2021 18:24 (five years ago)

also tesla stock isn't bitcoin, but it's not like he can sell it and get dollars equal to the number of shares * current price. obviously this is true of anyone paid in stock, but it's particularly true of tesla.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 7 January 2021 18:26 (five years ago)

The amount power he yields is not inconsequential in that millions of people now have money tied to his fortunes. He can also use Tesla's cash flow to buy whatever he wants for a long time now.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 7 January 2021 18:44 (five years ago)

i'm not saying he's not rich and powerful!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 7 January 2021 18:46 (five years ago)

starting to think the rocket nonce may be dud

marg bar āmrikā (||||||||), Thursday, 7 January 2021 20:43 (five years ago)

I guess I am just resistant to a rigid definition that says e.g. the "value" of a person's labor, if they don't have much power, is the pittance they can be forced to accept in exchange for it

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 7 January 2021 20:57 (five years ago)

I know there are 10000 theoretical books about this I haven't read so I can just excuse myself

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 7 January 2021 20:58 (five years ago)

having a lot of tesla stock is like having a lot of beanie babies, if you think about it

superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 7 January 2021 21:10 (five years ago)

a cry for help?

rob, Thursday, 7 January 2021 21:32 (five years ago)

pic.twitter.com/DBcwLMbV5G

— Mexie (@mexieYT) January 9, 2021

Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 January 2021 03:53 (five years ago)

lmao

tesla built their car stereos to increment a counter every time you start it, and when it you've done it enough times the entire dashboard breaks. excellent https://t.co/EZB5RUuhBz

— kyle (@knives_are_cool) January 15, 2021

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 January 2021 03:14 (five years ago)

intersting

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Er9BntdU0AAG8ih?format=jpg&name=900x900

mookieproof, Sunday, 17 January 2021 18:41 (five years ago)

shoulda jsut given her emale

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 January 2021 20:31 (five years ago)

This car sounds like garbage.

Boring United Methodist Church (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 17 January 2021 22:01 (five years ago)

This is the new Tesla Model S and Model X interior. Mostly it's a big improvement, but...

I'm sorry, having only half a steering wheel is a dealbreaker.

https://images2.markets.businessinsider.com/6011ef0e6dfbe10018e00622

Lee626, Thursday, 28 January 2021 02:58 (five years ago)

It's like flying a plane, man!

nickn, Thursday, 28 January 2021 03:41 (five years ago)

lol that is... not functional

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 January 2021 03:44 (five years ago)

boring opinion but im still amazed that it can be legal to just have a streaming-equipped TV screen that faces the driver. like 20 years ago i once got a ticket for obstructed view for having a dancing hula lady toy on my dashboard, and now you can literally just watch TV while you drive

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 28 January 2021 03:49 (five years ago)

Every time I see a Model X in person I'm shocked again at how ugly it is.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Thursday, 28 January 2021 03:57 (five years ago)

no shit when I started driving the cool thing to have were those CD/DVD players with a 7" screen precisely because they were illegal

frogbs, Thursday, 28 January 2021 03:59 (five years ago)

i doubt that steering wheel is even legal in most of the world

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 28 January 2021 04:07 (five years ago)

self-clowning car

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 January 2021 04:09 (five years ago)


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