"Big" Don Abernathy
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 12 December 2020 05:19 (three years ago) link
"Gabb" Don Abernebbthy
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 December 2020 05:23 (three years ago) link
Nobody knows what that’s even in reference to.
― “Big” Don Abernathy, Saturday, 12 December 2020 05:30 (three years ago) link
Lol
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 12 December 2020 13:04 (three years ago) link
assert (MatthewK) - Now I've got the Shel Silverstein song "I'm Being Eaten by a Boa Constrictor" stuck in my head.
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 12 December 2020 15:08 (three years ago) link
My oldest granddaughter Christie Nicklaus – my son Jack’s 2nd-oldest child – just married Todger Strunk. What a beautiful wedding and an even more beautiful couple! They look like they were made for each other. Barbara and I wish them happiness and love for an eternity! @CNStrunk pic.twitter.com/lfiVBuPheu— Jack Nicklaus (@jacknicklaus) December 14, 2020
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 08:18 (three years ago) link
So abysmal it's gone viral, but perhaps slightly too colourful and prurient for this thread's true purpose
― imago, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 11:31 (three years ago) link
The surname really makes it though.
― imago, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 11:32 (three years ago) link
strunk so white
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 15:10 (three years ago) link
Motherfuckers wanna fine em
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link
Police have launched a manhunt for a 28-year-old wanted on suspicion of the murder of a pensioner in Essex.
Essex police are trying to find Leighton Snook after 83-year-old Donald Ralph was found dead at his home in the village of Aldham, near Colchester, just after 1pm on Tuesday.
― kites aren't fun (NickB), Friday, 1 January 2021 02:32 (three years ago) link
not as flamboyant as most entries here but I just saw a reference to one Mike Michael and come on
(and sorry he's too old for his parents to be Broadcast fans)
― rob, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:27 (three years ago) link
Obviously not really fair to highlight names that are only abysmal in English, but nonetheless...
Dylan Cretin
― Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 February 2021 20:04 (three years ago) link
Surely the accent aigu's absence makes it alright (not).
― pomenitul, Saturday, 6 February 2021 20:06 (three years ago) link
Jadran Duncumb
― pomenitul, Friday, 12 February 2021 15:50 (three years ago) link
Flavia Piggins
― Luna Schlosser, Thursday, 4 March 2021 15:00 (three years ago) link
atm I work with someone that has the last name H00fard, and I feel like a middle-schooler as I quietly snicker every time I read her name.
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:54 (three years ago) link
We've had a Fr4nk Buzz4rd at work for a few months. No relation to the Frank Chickens as far as I know.
― nickn, Thursday, 4 March 2021 21:07 (three years ago) link
I'm a bit torn on this: for now it feels maybe a bit "poor kid", but it would be awesome if she went on to kick absolutely everybody's butt.
― anatol_merklich, Thursday, 4 March 2021 23:38 (three years ago) link
V3lva L33 Sh3rman
― map ca. 1890 (map), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:12 (three years ago) link
Found in the cemetery yesterday: Fanny Mass
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:51 (three years ago) link
sure that wasn't the cause of death accidentally written on the tombstone?
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:55 (three years ago) link
it occurred to me, yes
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:06 (three years ago) link
Théotime Langlois de Swarte
Tanguy de Williencourt
Proof positive that the French Revolution has yet to complete its mission.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:48 (three years ago) link
Together they've just released an album devoted to Proust-adjacent fin-de-siècle works for violin and piano.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:49 (three years ago) link
in a 'too much time on ilx' moment, my company apparently has a Rh0nd@ Butt.
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:35 (three years ago) link
Quite a common surname on the Indian subcontinent.
― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:36 (three years ago) link
it was more the Rh0nda (ilx meme) combined with that name that I took notice of, as it's not that weird for someone to have a last name "Butt" or "Butts"
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:42 (three years ago) link
Don't know that meme tbh.
― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:55 (three years ago) link
Casey Horny
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 5 April 2021 18:13 (three years ago) link
Joss Whedon
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 22:18 (three years ago) link
Dick Bong, posthumous Medal of Honor winnerhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Bong
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 01:16 (three years ago) link
Was watching a 1976 episode of Kojak and it featured an actor called Uegene O'Neill. He got shot to death early in the episode and never had another acting credit.
― Josefa, Friday, 9 April 2021 01:17 (three years ago) link
I’ve crossed the Bong Bridge between Superior WI and Duluth MN a bunch of times and have also stayed at the Bong State Recreation Area in after a nearby Phish show where thousands of other hippies had the same idea and everyone was hoping there was a campsite number 420
― joygoat, Friday, 9 April 2021 01:39 (three years ago) link
Saw a name on a ticket in the queue last week and I had to wonder if it was cute or cruel if your last name is Duckworth for one to name their son Donald.
― earlnash, Friday, 9 April 2021 04:55 (three years ago) link
Gus Dudgeon
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 9 April 2021 09:07 (three years ago) link
counterpoint: that one's good
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 April 2021 09:43 (three years ago) link
I find Uegene O'Neill quite appealing visually
― Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Friday, 9 April 2021 10:13 (three years ago) link
Oo-ezhenn
"Gus Dudgeon" just sounds like someone choking to death on a boiled parsnip to me
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 9 April 2021 10:52 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyVfkr6nsrkcmon man
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 April 2021 19:51 (three years ago) link
Albuquerque Cosper Head
I was reading a story about the Iced Earth guitarist who was arrested for the Jan 6 thing, and another person indicted was listed. Had to re-read it a couple times to verify that "Albuquerque" wasn't where he was from, but his first name.
― nickn, Sunday, 18 April 2021 16:19 (three years ago) link
counterpoint: albuquerque is a bitchin' name and should not have been wasted on a treason larper
― cat, Sunday, 18 April 2021 20:51 (three years ago) link
I actually thought to put it in the great names thread, but didn't want to honor the dude.
― nickn, Sunday, 18 April 2021 21:24 (three years ago) link
Tory Kittles
― Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Monday, 26 April 2021 17:36 (three years ago) link
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooper_Cronk
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 21:50 (three years ago) link
blake flayton
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 24 May 2021 02:06 (three years ago) link
Painter-of-cowboys Frederic Remington's mother, Clarissa (Clara) Bascom Sackrider
― Dan I., Monday, 24 May 2021 14:05 (three years ago) link
I found a real life last name of "Dingus".
― Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 24 May 2021 14:26 (three years ago) link
Susan Spain-Dunk
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 7 June 2021 03:32 (two years ago) link
Oops I meant that for the great real names thread!
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 7 June 2021 03:36 (two years ago) link