ForenSix Opposition - Politics in the Soon To Be Former UK in Autumn 2020

Does Calzino still regularly post vicious attacks on KS?

I hope so.

I was worried when someone told him to stop.

lol

We are careful to ensure all vicious attacks are clearly signposted as comedically and ridiculously violent and not to be taken as serious threats to His Kiethness

It's almost the anniversary of that day when all hope died but the silver lining was that Kiethy McStarmer fellow with the curious voice got four numbers on the lottery and then I beat him to death with a comedy claw hammer and then UK politics lived happily ever after.

FP’d tbf. this senseless forum aggression must not stand.

huddersfield doing quite well = fewer violent threats imo

He won a hundred quid on the Morton House raffle draw and he wouldn't even get us a beer in. That's how serious the situation was and I'm afraid imo it was an entirely justifiable comedy homicide.

Starmer sitting in front of all his policies and beliefs. pic.twitter.com/X1XLclWGBK

— Disabled People's Lives Matter 🇵🇸 (@LamentablyAwake) December 9, 2020

Spokesman for Keir Starmer on Arsenal's current form: "Under Keir's leadership of the Labour Party he has shown what competent leadership looks like and the results it can deliver. He would happy to give Arsenal some tips."

— Patrick Maguire (@patrickkmaguire) December 9, 2020

I love it when humourless wankers (and fake Arsenal fans) indulge in cringeworthy attempts at humour and are universally clowned

and he is a fake as fuck Arsenal fan ... that is a fact!

I bet he only jumped on the bandwagon in 2003, the absolute turkey.

he shouldn't be trying humour like that until he's 20 points ahead (he should abstain from humour fullstop tbf on the fucking horrible dickhead!)

"huddersfield doing quite well = fewer violent threats imo"

it doesn't work like that, because now we have a principled and driven manager, even when we lose by making ridic defensive blunders, it is a much attractive and entertaining game to watch than when danky cowstarmer was our manager.

that may not work, but the new guy's name is practically corbyn

I knew but I thought it would too stridently tryhard!

but I do believe at some point the Oh Jezza Crobwynne chant will be adapted by fans, who possibly never even liked the fella!

The AFC statement is bad in so many ways. But the most obvious is that no-one thinks KS is being competent or doing well.

the utter lack of self-deprecation in Starmer makes him too much of a smug boss-wanker to pull off any kind of humour, even if he was 20 pts ahead it would still be awful.

I'm currently a bit fuzzy brained and not getting stuff but I feel the Arsenal/Starmer advice thing is very Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man dot gif and finishes the season with both of them looking for their missing 20 points

arsenal would be 20 points ahead if kieth was in charge

starmzy in

pic.twitter.com/3bRG4eMF28

— Ian Ford (@ij_ford) December 9, 2020

this seems a lot worse than when Cameron declared himself a "thronie" because who cares about that shite!

I can take or leave Coronation Street, but I have loved it for several periods in my life. My partner has been watching it almost consistently for 45 years - that's quite a head fuck really!

pigs gonna pig

Four people have been charged with criminal damage after a statue of Edward Colston was thrown into Bristol Harbour in June.

Rhian Graham, 29, Milo Ponsford, 25, Jake Skuse, 32, and Sage Willoughby, 21, are all due to appear at Bristol Magistrates' Court on January 25, pic.twitter.com/T16Rs87ToG

— London & UK Crime (@CrimeLdn) December 9, 2020

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/12/9/uk-pm-gets-confuses-indias-farmer-protest-with-pakistan

new brexit deadline is it?

Funny how the complete shafting of NI Unionists by the Tories has been largely unreported now that their votes are irrelevant and no-one cares about NI again.

hah nobody even answers the phone when Arlene calls these days

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55247033

meant to post

International Criminal Court says it won't take action against the UK, despite finding evidence British troops committed war crimes in Iraq https://t.co/QHrC67TiWm

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) December 9, 2020

However, it could not make a determination as to whether the UK had acted to shield soldiers from prosecution.

Good job we're making that absolutely unambiguous going forward.

almost as tho the ICC is not that interested in atrocities visited by 'the west' on other countries.

idk they've let India get pretty powerful

sorry that is a bad cricket joke

Not bad so much as somewhat inappropriate.

the timeless tests are a kind of torture, to me

https://t.co/2GoBTNgWMV pic.twitter.com/9pAdxz8J1d

— jamie k (@jkbloodtreasure) December 10, 2020

sorry that is a bad cricket joke

― imago, Thursday, 10 December 2020 bookmarkflaglink

No please, sir, carry on with your racism

so i guess johnson has a lot of pals shorting the pound

I can't wait for the deep planting, close cropping system that will bring record agricultural yields!

98% voter turnout and 97 of it for the Tories!

sadly I think that stat will be true for the rest of my lifetime tbh

apart from true turnout

This is imago country now xp

oh blimey there is a new Perry Anderson piece. I'll have look at this later ..or maybe when I've got a spare lost weekend!

all hail the glorious march of reaction

In recent weeks there has apparently been a shortage of timber and screws... stockpile it as much as you please lads, but previous modern famines have proven that wood and iron are not useful forms of sustenance without a bit of gravy!

Why in fuck does he keep talking about an Australia-style deal, Australia has no deal and is trying hard to get one. The irony would be if Australia got a deal before the UK.

The emperor isn't wearing no clothes. He's wearing Australian style clothes!

— Ray Monk (@Raymodraco) December 11, 2020

woke: Castlemaine XXXX broke: Lowenbrau