Lines uttered by Arnold Scwarzenegger (as Mr Freeze) in "Batman & Robin"

morbs, does 30 Rock register on your hate scale?

I've never seen 30 Rock.

we are not talking about post-SNL movies, stoner idiots.

also what kind of hippie parents let kids stay up til 1 a.m.? No wonder you think bad Batman movies are comedy gold.

Paul Simon beating Connie Hawkins in one-on-one

This was the first SNL I watched.

12-year-old kids, I mean

who mentioned SNL movies?

first SNL I saw was when I was 12-13 and it was re-runs shown during the day

i grew up w/my dad sitting me down to watch the chevy chase/steve martin best ofs

xp: ok nickalish said Weeds, non-SNL project.

I get it, whatever original-cast SNL archives you watched when you were 12 was the best.

(and yes, SCTV was better)

also what kind of hippie parents let kids stay up til 1 a.m.?

It's midnight central time. Also, the first SNL I remember watching all the way through was with my parents on NYE 1988 (I was 9), which was mildly embarrassing since it contained the infamous "nude beach" sketch with Matthew Broderick.

I did started watching it regularly at age 12, though. Kids in 7th grade would definitely talk about SNL skits on the bus or in homeroom on Monday morning.

stop it you dumbshits

lol

i remember when magic johnson was first diagnosed w HIV when i was in fourth grade, all the kids on the bus talked about that a lot

saturday ice live

Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter has come at last.

http://www.metal-rules.com/zine/images/stories/interviews/CelticFrost/1143737384.jpg

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Different, equally beautiful YouTube compliation: Cheesy ice references in Batman & Robin.

As for the poll, tough choosing between horrible ice puns by themselves, and really gratuitous, awkward jokes (eg the dinosaurs thing). This has a certain rambling, disjointed majesty about it:

"Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter has come at last."

In the end, though, it has to be "Everybody chill!" which is especially great because it's an ice pun to a phrase nobody actually uses. Like, have you, or people around you, ever actually proclaimed "Everybody chill!"? So great!

there's even more here:

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Batman_&_Robin_(1997_film)

Like, have you, or people around you, ever actually proclaimed "Everybody chill!"? So great!

uh, yes?

My condition leaves me cold to your contraindicative evidence.

Bill Clinton tells everybody to chill

If only he had taken his lessons from another, somewhat greater Arnold performance:

John Connor: Yeah. Or, "Later dickwad." If someone gets upset you say, "Chill out." Or you can do combinations.
The Terminator: Chill out, dickwad.

he really was born to play an emotionless robot

Emotionless cybernetic organism.

"I hate it when they talk during the movie."

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f312/Tonito44/ThatsRacist.gif

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yesssssss

"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout." 3

I've never actually heard this line uttered but it's pretty fantastic sitting there on the page. The comma makes it work.

That and the unnecessariness of the second clause. Of course he keeps his diamonds in his hideout.

"Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom."

this one amuses me because it's so belabored yet it scares absolutely no one

and arnold's delivery of it just makes it even more unwieldy and ridiculous sounding

I'm going to watch the Rifftrax version of this tonight

oh man i wish i had a copy handy to do the rifftrax thing with this

"We aim to ... Freeze!"

this thread delivers

this is on TV right now. I've never seen it before. kinda amazing.

amazing in a "completely incomprehensible and nonsensical from one shot to the next/I can't believe this got released by a major studio" kinda way

The Rifftrax is also definitely worth it.

"Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom."

this one amuses me because it's so belabored yet it scares absolutely no one

― latebloomer, Monday, March 31, 2008 7:10 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

yup

the timeline goes like this iirc

--McBain says "Ice to see you" as general Arnold parody in 1994
--Batman and Robin comes out in 1997, and I end up saying "Ice to see you" to my friend like 100 times before movie comes out, pretty much every time the preview airs, annoying the piss out of him.
--I watch movie (sucks) and that line doesn't actually appear in it.

y'all wasted yr votes

Also, watching this clip reveals plenty of other candidates. And it looks like it's not "Everybody chill!" but "All right, everyone! Chill! Chill! Chill!"

Still think "hideout," though having no ice references, was robbed.

This is my favorite Batman movie!

John Simon's review (from what I remember) contained one of his all-time funniest descriptions: "...like watching a Halloween-themed gay pride festival."

And this insight:

"The way beautiful women are almost systematically demeaned and made ridiculous in this film (more so than usual) betrays, it would seem, an anti-hetero stance."

The latter quote is also ironic because I think the screenwriter lives in Provincetown, MA.

"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout." was robbed

"Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. WIN

"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout."

"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout."

vs.

[Hudson Hawk has just decapitated a villain]
"Looks like you won't be attending that hat convention, in July."

the comma makes them both.

"I hope you save some turkey, for me"

^^^ so is that how you're supposed to say it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJWpmPGCR1c

3:30
"It's wintah fowevah heya gatha"

"Ice to see you!"

"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout." was robbed

I just came to say that as one of three proud voters.