Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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Also it's important to note that I like her hair and her freckles, which I agree should not always be oranged-out.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not dissing her, Nabisco! I do really, really hate the spray tan, though.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

yay nabisco!

she is like a safe Carmen Electra. Now I realize that making Carmen Electra safe takes away most of the fun, but, you know. I'm not complaining.

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i think hillary duff is brilliant. still haven't seen mean girls, so i'll withhold my opinion on which of them should have 'won' (there was/is beef btw HD & LL, right?) my point was, RS LIES.

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I think this isn't so much anti-Lindsay as it is anti-"Rolling Stone again summing up a young female celeb by the fact that they can now be legally fucked"

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"and boy are they hot for it!"

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh come on. Like Lindsay Lohan is going to read this thread, wipe away a tear, and sniffle about how we pick on her too much?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the girl should just seriously rethink her look because if I were as hot as her I'd do SO MUCH BETTER.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I like that she's "ready." Do they ask her?

"Lindsay, do you think you're ready to have sex?"
"Yes, I am totally gagging for it."
"Can we quote you on that?"
"Yes, please send headshots and resumes to 18339 Alameda Avenue..."

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

her voice is a bit "40 year old divorced smoker"

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I think my point w/r/t The Parent Trap was that I liked her pale-and-freckly stage, and even though I've still found her very charming as an actress in Freaky Friday and Mean Girls, I could do without the sleazy looks that have accompanied her rise to adulthood.

Virgin/whore complex to thread.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah her voice is totally classic! she must have started smoking at age 6.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

This is all very bemusing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd like to C on her T's

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this where we start talking about Bring It On Again?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

cutty, dude, UNCALLED FOR.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't think that she comes across as particularly intelligent, and i think that her style is a pretty generic, slightly toned down version of tacky hilton/richie/reid chic. perhaps the dirty joke thing comes from the fact that she seems like she'd be filthy if you got her in the sack. the one thing i'll give her is that she successfully oozes the dirty sex vibe like only christina aguilera can. better, actually... xtina has always seemed a bit forced to me, like she'd be all "come on do it to me, baby" but then scream bloody murder if you tried anal.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

The fact that some stylist fucked her up for some RS cover isn't in any way indicative of her style.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree with you, J. She was paler and frecklier toward the beginning of Mean Girls, no? There should have been a short-skirt dance sequence earlier on. Also: she was really likeable on SNL, too.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

there should have been more slo motion and short skirt dancing in general, really.

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

what did i say wrong? ;)

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Do people really say stuff like "come on do it to me, baby"?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

cutty, i've got your back.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

DEAN U MY DOG FOR REAL

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, man, THINKING IT's fine, but you don't have to share.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

nabisco and jaymc OTM.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

you just didn't like having to visualize the whole affair.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Du Jour means sharing

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

YO H IF CUTTY WANTS TO C ON HER Ts THEN U GOTTA LET HIM YO

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Arf: I don't see any of this Hilton/Reid stuff going on with her whatsoever! Or this filth thing. I think what I appreciate about her is that she tends to seem really laid-back and normal, and not in the forced "actually I am quite laid-back and normal" way, but like, really. Combine that with being rather hot, and it seems all the more lovable. Which, admittedly, might lead in a mental "cool + laid-back" + "hot" = "dirty" direction, yes. But mostly she seems fun. She and Amanda Bynes are the only two of their ilk I have any affection for.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

What a reception Ms Lohan would have were she ever to move to Chicago.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Mean Girls was set up the shore!

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

d'oh!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Tina Fey worked at the local YMCA when I was in college!

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, I've never seen a lindsay lohan movie. take your pound of flesh.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't see any of this Hilton/Reid stuff going on with her whatsoever!

http://www.lohanonline.com/news_2004jan31_smoke.jpg

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

first fran, now lindsay... that would be an interesting 3-way, cutty.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Even if it proves me wrong I thank the hell out of you for that picture.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

THEM SOME Ts WHERE YOU AT CUT~??!

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i have a whole "i'd like to C on her T's" list

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahahaha CUTTY YOU ARE SO BUSTED.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't mention it.

I endorse the c on t's thingy too.

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i imagine lohan snorts a large amount of cocaine daily

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

in your dreams, papi!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

We need more pictures

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i have my own theories about ms. lohan.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Who's the blonde chick in the back with LL?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

UP THE A

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I was just going to ask that...

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

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