McDonalds: Edible or Not

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hmm i said that badly. uh, i only eat breakfast food when i happen to be eating there.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

i'm a breakfast burrito man myself

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

altho the McD's menu in India was a thing of wonder to behold.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

nastiest shit ever.

this has probably been said a billion times before, but Shakey OTM Collier

― Space Gourmand (Haberdager), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

not quite a billion

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

he's trying to buy us off now.

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

hmm usually people call me either a "fucking dumbshit" or (my personal favorite so far) "a 12-year-old girl"

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

I only eat there once or twice a year, but that breakfast shit is like penicillin for hangovers.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

I hit McD's about once a month now, down from once a week.

Shakey, what was on the menu in India?

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

Paneer Salsa wrap, McAloo Tiki, etc.

http://www.mcdonaldsindia.com/ourfood/veg/index.html

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't mean it along the lines of 'OMG Shakey MC is praised so much because he is always so right' *cocksuck* but more along the lines of 'that's an amusing way of putting Shakey Mo Collier OTM, but I bet I'm not the first to do it like that' *exaggerate*.

― Space Gourmand (Haberdager), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

Goddammit Louis, couldn't you just lurk for six months or so to see how grownups interact?

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

McAloo Tiki and Pizza McPuff sound like cartoon character names.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

Disappointingly, McDonald's India looks perhaps even worse than the American version. The dry pea patty. That horrible pizza hot pocket thing....

― paulhw (paulhw), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

one assumes that the only thing it shares in common with other McDonalds' of the world is the mysterious Ingredient X. In all other respects, the menu bears little to no resemblance to actual food either Indian or American.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

when i worked in London they were testing out Indian Pakistani? Bangladeshi? things on the UK menu.

Chicken McTikka Naan = super classic
Mint Lamb Korma = yuck dud

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

I've just been comparing the ingredient lists between US and AU Maccas. Its horrifying. You poor bastards have all these weird chemicals and high fructose corn syrup and nasty hydrogenated oils in your gear. I mean our McDs is shit too, but blimey.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

that was an html attempt at striking through "Indian"

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

very edible. "digestible" is another story. good for you, of course not.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 22 September 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

i could talk about the chicken nuggets all day, compose symphonies for the fries, dedicate poetry to the egg mcmuffin...

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Friday, 22 September 2006 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

The bacon egg & cheese biscuit tastes like heaven, but always makes me feel like hell. Not even an immediate tooth-brushing can erase the greasy leftovers from my tastebuds.

Nothing else there is even remotely edible.

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 22 September 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

There's really a unique kind of stomach-sickness that McDonald's beef gives you. It's not just that normal hamburger "I have a brick in my stomach" feeling - it's more like "I have still wet cement in my digestive system and it's beginning to harden and block off my intestines"

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

That's exactly the feeling that poutine gives me. I wish Big Macs did the same, but unfortunately we make a date every so often.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

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― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

eating a McGriddle is like swallowing a suicidal teenager's cry for help

― bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

I never eat their breakfast. There's Hardee's for that kind of tasty self-abuse.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

Last time I had McDonald's was last year in Sweden. It tasted...fresher?...than US McD's food. Still - that was the last time and only out of necessity (on the road travelling and no other food venues in sight).

― Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Friday, 22 September 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

McD's should just McGriddlize everything by stamping their corporate logo in it, and give you the "breakfast" option for all burgers by topping the burger w/margarine + syrup. Then they wouldn't have to worry about two different menus.

― Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 22 September 2006 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

mcdonald's hash browns + sausage biscuit + ORANGE JUICE = my ideal breakfast, pretty much.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

the heck is a sausage biscuit? i don't understand this crazy terminology

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:22 (nineteen years ago)

it's a sausage patty placed between two slices of - well, biscuit. now that i'm describing it it does sound pretty weird but it's GREAT!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:24 (nineteen years ago)

why is their o.j. so good? also, coffee. the rest blows. chicken fries > mcnuggets.

― fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:35 (nineteen years ago)

must try this sausage biscuit.

― fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:35 (nineteen years ago)

(jim, biscuit is like a savory scone. a more lively damper, if you will.)

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:45 (nineteen years ago)

the chicken selects are pretty good! with the spicy chipotle bbq sauce.

and then the new $1.39 snack wrap (chicken select, lettuce, some mayo'y/ranch'y sauce, maybe some shredded cheese - wrapped in flour tortilla) is also nice! cheap afternoon snack'y thing. yum.

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:49 (nineteen years ago)

ohh

xpost

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:49 (nineteen years ago)

and lorne sausage I presume.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:51 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

― Ed (dali), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:51 (nineteen years ago)

im in istanbul now and went into the mcdonalds to get an ice cream cone, and the menu had a McKebab thing, but why would anyone get a McKebab when you can get a real kebab next door, or two doors down, and also three doors down for i think about the same price?

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

And presumably 500% nicer too!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 22 September 2006 06:40 (nineteen years ago)

Its like the McCafes here. Why do they bother in Melbourne? We have so many nice cafes! Cafe Degraves poohpoohs you, McDonalds!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 22 September 2006 06:41 (nineteen years ago)

Am I the first person on this 5 year old thread to say that I think almost everything on the McDonald's menu is staggeringly delicious, and reading all of these posts made me want nothing more than a combo meal for dinner?

* (please note that (a) I think McDonald's is an abomination of a coporation that is working overtime to fuck humanity up (the stories in 'Fast Food Nation' about the lengths their advertising goes to in China to sell the shit to children, who are becoming more and more obese each year, are APPALLING); and (b) I am over 300 pounds and in very poor health).

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Friday, 22 September 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

"why would anyone get a McKebab when you can get a real kebab next door, or two doors down, and also three doors down for i think about the same price?"

haha - yeah and see in India the real food is actually cheaper! It is simply not possible for McD's to undercut street vendors prices there, everything is so dirt cheap to begin with.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 22 September 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

from the indian menu:

encrusted with a Mexican Cajun coating,

WTF??

also the "Mexican Salsa sauce" must be interesting.

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

Made with real Mexicans!

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

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― chaki, Sunday, 25 November 2007 03:34 (eighteen years ago)

had a $1 double cheeseburger last night and it was effing scrumptious.

― wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 25 November 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

Nothing's better than a whopper with cheese.

-- scott, Tuesday, September 18, 2001 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

― jhøshea, Sunday, 25 November 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

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― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 25 November 2007 23:58 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

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― jaxon, Thursday, 21 July 2011 06:10 (fourteen years ago)

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