I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL

I would like to withdraw my nomination from the Excelsioscars, appreciated as it is, it's got the rhythm of a good joke but doesn't actually make any sense.

the tabes lol is the tabes lol

I will say this for Armond, he’s one of the few film critics my kids can name becz his reviews get trolled so much on social media.

― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, December 3, 2020 1:47 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

My kids have actually asked me, “What’s the deal with Armond White,” which is one of those parenting questions you’re never really ready for.

― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, December 3, 2020 1:48 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

you haven't had the talk yet?

― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, December 3, 2020 3:49 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

"When a man hates a critic very much ..."

Are you playing games here? Cabinet level officials are nominated by the president, and are subject to senate confirmation. But the senate can't appoint anyone. Only the president can.

― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Wednesday, December 9, 2020 2:09 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Sorry, yes, games. I am sometimes triggered by your relentless pedandtry.

― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, December 9, 2020 2:13 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's pedantry

― rob, Wednesday, December 9, 2020 2:17 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I knew what it would be before I even clicked. I approve (of pedantry in general).

The only thing that could've made it more beautiful is if rob had also misspelled pedantry.

Ped and try.

If you don't ped and try, then try, try again

Please stop attempting ped

Stop trying to make ped happen

walk away

Walk away softly, that's the pedi-cure

Droll

That's a real ped xing!

StDroll

pedophiles, the lot of you

it's paedophiles

Stop being so paedantic.

it's pædantic

I rewatched Avatar last night and it is both totally captivating and such egregious horseshit

― DJP, Sunday, December 13, 2020 4:01 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

^^ i've already said my piece all over this thread but this. it's also still the most effective example of theatrical 3D to date

― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, December 14, 2020 11:38 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

It still cracks me up that the primary theme of the movie is "got a problem? CONNECT IT TO YOUR SPACE DICK"

― DJP, Monday, December 14, 2020 11:52 AM

Play Bobby Dylan, play Murder Most Foul
You're still playing it, it takes round an hour

― loose Orwellian mobs (rob), Tuesday, December 15, 2020 9:09 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

so true

Seems like there must be a host of movies whose central problem could be solved with googling.

― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 19 December 2020 13:55 (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

certainly Google would have saved all that time looking for the Maltese Falcon

― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 December 2020 13:56 (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

could've checked the seller rating too

― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 December 2020 13:57 (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Thats five star stuff imo

https://lmgtfy.app/?q=who+is+keyser+soze

Sorry for the insider I Love Hoops joke, but it's too good not to offer:

Kawhi Leonard, referencing his own potential free agency, said he's "just focused on this season."

Added that: "If I stay healthy, the best decision is to decline the player option but it doesn't mean I'm staying or leaving."

— Andrew Greif (@AndrewGreif) December 21, 2020

oh ok

― reggae mike love (polyphonic)

bored man gets paid

― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu)

I got that one!

feel like some people know it as the

*heart in a blender song
*the 'beautiful oblivion' song
*the 'rendezvous then I'm through with you' song
*the 'terrible' song

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, December 24, 2020 5:16 AM

It’s not that terrible. As a kid I liked it because it had the word “rendezvous” and a few other long words.

― treeship., Thursday, December 24, 2020 5:18 AM

you must have *loved* Bad Religion

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, December 24, 2020 5:20 AM

this is one of those threads that I am too old to feel anything about. ... This is a good part of getting older.

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII)
Posted: December 24, 2020 at 5:44:14 PM
merry merry ilx!

may your ribcage make for manger and your heart a throbbing Christ-baby

Seriously though who does not get amped hearing Gonna Fly Now

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Saturday, December 26, 2020 6:34 PM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

...raises hand.

― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Saturday, December 26, 2020 6:35 PM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Gonna cry now

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Saturday, December 26, 2020 6:36 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

ain’t gonna fly now, he’s just takin up space /
threw his gloves - and his eggs - down the drain!

yeah users moving from tumblr to twitter is an underrated aspect of some of the more truly insane developments in the discourse

Tumblr porn ban truly underrated butterfly effect here

― scampish inquisition (gyac)

What furries hath we unleashed

― nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac)

schumer announced he was going to fire the sergeant at arms on inauguration day, so he put his 2 weeks in

― Karl Malone, Thursday, January 7, 2021 2:33 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

there are two.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, January 7, 2021 7:35 PM (two seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

i mean people have two arms so it makes sense

― dean bad (map)

two thumbs up

i just don't understand why there are two sergeant at arms

two chambers

excuse me there are 36 CHAMBERS

https://i.gifer.com/19Ia.gif

sergeant at arms coming out as bicameral

The Q-Shaman with the horned hat and face paint has been arrested in Phoenix, AZ.

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 9 January 2021 18:16 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

time to graduate from bovine university

― ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 9 January 2021 18:17 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

the guy with the zip ties was identified because of his expensive gear, works at Kid Rock's bar in Nashville (allegedly, obv) - https://imgur.com/gallery/vvxWvt5

― StanM, Saturday, January 9, 2021 10:34 AM (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

oh god no not a kid rock fan

― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, January 9, 2021 10:38 AM (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Karl Malone
Posted: January 9, 2021 at 3:53:19 PM
no, i gotcha - it's not the most solid argument. but please, see some of my earlier, better arguments. i am more of a tracks poster than an album post

Is zip-tie guy the same guy who claimed to have just "found" a zip tie on the floor and picked it up, or is that a different guy?

different guy. that was an air force veteran. https://www.fox5dc.com/news/air-force-veteran-identified-as-capitol-rioter-carrying-zip-ties-on-senate-floor

this is the one I was talking about: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ktidad/zip_tie_guy_brought_his_mom_to_the_insurrection/

#onethread

#sameoldziptie

hitlr

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 10 January 2021 03:11 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink