Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

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Huh? what the fuck are talking about? I'm just randomly moaning about a time when I was stuck on a tram with a load of tedious football hooligans!

calzino, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:04 (five years ago)

it sounds like they were simply celebrating the rapidity of their forward

imago, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:07 (five years ago)

thanks for that, but I could add more tedious context like I had a 6 year old autist who was having a meltdown at the time. But that still wouldn't make any difference to how little I thought of them. And what the fuck do even know about chips!?

calzino, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:11 (five years ago)

meanwhile, lmao at that literal grealish heelturn

imago, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:12 (five years ago)

Will this change soon, as a result of the continuing exertions of one Mahmood Trezeguet? No

― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 30 November 2020 20:34 (forty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

ahahaha

imago, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:22 (five years ago)

Unbelievably soft penalty.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 30 November 2020 21:30 (five years ago)

ah he's had a mare tonight

imago, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:33 (five years ago)

knew he was the wrong man to take it

imago, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:33 (five years ago)

Bloody foreigners not taking our penalties

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Monday, 30 November 2020 21:34 (five years ago)

never seen a game so obviously going to be won by the objectively worse team

imago, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:55 (five years ago)

Well at least we won at the falling over

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 30 November 2020 21:56 (five years ago)

i have deep suspicions about where they draw the VAR lines btw (as in, how far down the line from the arm goes) but w/e

imago, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:59 (five years ago)

Newcastle have had four players and a staff member test positive for Covid. Stoked for them to play the game on Friday anyway and win 1—0 after a 97th minute Villa penalty is overturned and given to Newcastle due to an obviously accidental handball at the other end four minutes earlier 👍

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 12:11 (five years ago)

hopefully a few other clubs can be drawn into the 'fuck off to the little leagues' race

Can I just clarify, I certainly mean no disrespect to all the shit noddy teams in the EFL

J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 13:11 (five years ago)

good job because it would be laughable coming from a fan of tinpot croydon fc!

calzino, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 13:12 (five years ago)

Leave the trams out of this imo

J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 15:23 (five years ago)

morelike tramps amirite?

calzino, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:54 (five years ago)

i feel like this "some clubs get a home crowd, some clubs get none" situation is a new layer of unequal bullshit

Carry On Scamping (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 10:43 (five years ago)

Seems a million years ago that Everton looked like top six contenders.

Lively game, though. Burnley understandably aren’t banking on defending a one-goal lead for 88 minutes.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 December 2020 12:45 (five years ago)

but I don't understand, they have been commanded to fuck off to the little leagues

imago, Saturday, 5 December 2020 12:50 (five years ago)

It's no great revelation but it bears repeating that the comment boxes on streaming sites are absolute fucking sewers. These people walk among us.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Saturday, 5 December 2020 14:24 (five years ago)

Oh god I know, sucks when you can't shut them

Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 December 2020 14:29 (five years ago)

Haller falling over in front of an open goal.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 December 2020 18:11 (five years ago)

Pogba is actually done. Can barely complete a pass since he came back from
Covid

Absolutely disgraceful display all round though

Number None, Saturday, 5 December 2020 18:20 (five years ago)

actually done

imago, Saturday, 5 December 2020 18:52 (five years ago)

he's actually done that m8

imago, Saturday, 5 December 2020 18:52 (five years ago)

Reports, greatly exaggerated, etc

Number None, Saturday, 5 December 2020 18:53 (five years ago)

oh god don't get the lines out

imago, Saturday, 5 December 2020 18:53 (five years ago)

Even VAR wouldn't dare

Number None, Saturday, 5 December 2020 18:55 (five years ago)

Two lovely goals.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 December 2020 18:55 (five years ago)

yep

imago, Saturday, 5 December 2020 18:56 (five years ago)

three lovely goals, that was sick from mata

imago, Saturday, 5 December 2020 19:05 (five years ago)

I don't understand this team

Number None, Saturday, 5 December 2020 19:06 (five years ago)

nobody does

imago, Saturday, 5 December 2020 19:06 (five years ago)

Neither does their manager tbf

Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 December 2020 19:06 (five years ago)

the wasteman is allowed when it's chelsea imo

imago, Saturday, 5 December 2020 20:04 (five years ago)

amazing from phillips

imago, Saturday, 5 December 2020 20:05 (five years ago)

Shit, what a ball that is.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Saturday, 5 December 2020 20:05 (five years ago)

miss of the decade :D

imago, Saturday, 5 December 2020 20:10 (five years ago)

I don't understand this team

All season has been maddeningly inconsistent: shit in one game and brilliant in the next. We're now condensing that into single games.

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 5 December 2020 20:46 (five years ago)

Bruno Fernandes created 8 chances from open play vs. West Ham, the most any player has created in a Premier League game this season.

He came on at half-time. 🤯🤯🤯 pic.twitter.com/raRNF9ROcm

— Statman Dave (@StatmanDave) December 5, 2020

Number None, Saturday, 5 December 2020 21:24 (five years ago)

That ball looked well out of play tbh

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2020 22:38 (five years ago)

Great goals besides tho, that mata pass

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2020 22:39 (five years ago)

Lol Werner

Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 December 2020 22:48 (five years ago)

Fuckin refs

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2020 22:55 (five years ago)

Like Chelsea's attackin options tbh

Have we any idea if frank is any cop at all

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2020 22:56 (five years ago)

I've decided I really hate Mason Mount

Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 December 2020 22:57 (five years ago)

Very clear foul from zouma there youd have thought

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2020 22:59 (five years ago)

Surely VAR wouldn't make a mistake

Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 December 2020 23:02 (five years ago)

Favouring some teams isnt a mistake

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2020 23:07 (five years ago)


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