Career start: 2005Career end: 27 March 2019
― imago, Monday, 30 November 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link
final game actually in 2017
― imago, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:00 (three years ago) link
someone has put piss in your chips
― imago, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link
Huh? what the fuck are talking about? I'm just randomly moaning about a time when I was stuck on a tram with a load of tedious football hooligans!
― calzino, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:04 (three years ago) link
it sounds like they were simply celebrating the rapidity of their forward
― imago, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:07 (three years ago) link
thanks for that, but I could add more tedious context like I had a 6 year old autist who was having a meltdown at the time. But that still wouldn't make any difference to how little I thought of them. And what the fuck do even know about chips!?
― calzino, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:11 (three years ago) link
meanwhile, lmao at that literal grealish heelturn
― imago, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:12 (three years ago) link
Will this change soon, as a result of the continuing exertions of one Mahmood Trezeguet? No
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 30 November 2020 20:34 (forty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
ahahaha
― imago, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:22 (three years ago) link
Unbelievably soft penalty.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 30 November 2020 21:30 (three years ago) link
ah he's had a mare tonight
― imago, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:33 (three years ago) link
knew he was the wrong man to take it
Bloody foreigners not taking our penalties
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Monday, 30 November 2020 21:34 (three years ago) link
never seen a game so obviously going to be won by the objectively worse team
― imago, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link
Well at least we won at the falling over
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 30 November 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link
i have deep suspicions about where they draw the VAR lines btw (as in, how far down the line from the arm goes) but w/e
― imago, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:59 (three years ago) link
Newcastle have had four players and a staff member test positive for Covid. Stoked for them to play the game on Friday anyway and win 1—0 after a 97th minute Villa penalty is overturned and given to Newcastle due to an obviously accidental handball at the other end four minutes earlier 👍
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 12:11 (three years ago) link
hopefully a few other clubs can be drawn into the 'fuck off to the little leagues' race
Can I just clarify, I certainly mean no disrespect to all the shit noddy teams in the EFL
― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 13:11 (three years ago) link
good job because it would be laughable coming from a fan of tinpot croydon fc!
― calzino, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 13:12 (three years ago) link
Leave the trams out of this imo
― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link
morelike tramps amirite?
― calzino, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link
i feel like this "some clubs get a home crowd, some clubs get none" situation is a new layer of unequal bullshit
― Carry On Scamping (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 10:43 (three years ago) link
Seems a million years ago that Everton looked like top six contenders.
Lively game, though. Burnley understandably aren’t banking on defending a one-goal lead for 88 minutes.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 December 2020 12:45 (three years ago) link
but I don't understand, they have been commanded to fuck off to the little leagues
― imago, Saturday, 5 December 2020 12:50 (three years ago) link
It's no great revelation but it bears repeating that the comment boxes on streaming sites are absolute fucking sewers. These people walk among us.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Saturday, 5 December 2020 14:24 (three years ago) link
Oh god I know, sucks when you can't shut them
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 December 2020 14:29 (three years ago) link
Haller falling over in front of an open goal.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 December 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link
Pogba is actually done. Can barely complete a pass since he came back from Covid
Absolutely disgraceful display all round though
― Number None, Saturday, 5 December 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link
actually done
― imago, Saturday, 5 December 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link
he's actually done that m8
Reports, greatly exaggerated, etc
― Number None, Saturday, 5 December 2020 18:53 (three years ago) link
oh god don't get the lines out
― imago, Saturday, 5 December 2020 18:53 (three years ago) link
Even VAR wouldn't dare
― Number None, Saturday, 5 December 2020 18:55 (three years ago) link
Two lovely goals.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 December 2020 18:55 (three years ago) link
yep
― imago, Saturday, 5 December 2020 18:56 (three years ago) link
three lovely goals, that was sick from mata
― imago, Saturday, 5 December 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link
I don't understand this team
― Number None, Saturday, 5 December 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link
nobody does
― imago, Saturday, 5 December 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link
Neither does their manager tbf
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 December 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link
the wasteman is allowed when it's chelsea imo
― imago, Saturday, 5 December 2020 20:04 (three years ago) link
amazing from phillips
― imago, Saturday, 5 December 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link
Shit, what a ball that is.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Saturday, 5 December 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link
miss of the decade :D
― imago, Saturday, 5 December 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link
All season has been maddeningly inconsistent: shit in one game and brilliant in the next. We're now condensing that into single games.
― The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 5 December 2020 20:46 (three years ago) link
Bruno Fernandes created 8 chances from open play vs. West Ham, the most any player has created in a Premier League game this season.He came on at half-time. 🤯🤯🤯 pic.twitter.com/raRNF9ROcm— Statman Dave (@StatmanDave) December 5, 2020
― Number None, Saturday, 5 December 2020 21:24 (three years ago) link
That ball looked well out of play tbh
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2020 22:38 (three years ago) link
Great goals besides tho, that mata pass
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2020 22:39 (three years ago) link
Lol Werner
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 December 2020 22:48 (three years ago) link
Fuckin refs
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2020 22:55 (three years ago) link
Like Chelsea's attackin options tbh
Have we any idea if frank is any cop at all
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2020 22:56 (three years ago) link
I've decided I really hate Mason Mount
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 December 2020 22:57 (three years ago) link