Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

Jimenez had an operation last night, he's suffered a fractured skull. Hopefully now on the mend.

Ban Uruguayans from english football until we figure out what's going on imo

I can't do that

Then how will we figure out what's going

just put a temp ban all long-haired white latin americans and give more baldies a chance and see if they are less fash!

My ‘Give Fulham A Penalty Every Match’ campaign seems to be going well.

Aw, they scored. That’s no fun.

relegation superleague hotting up, hopefully a few other clubs can be drawn into the 'fuck off to the little leagues' race

This guy Fuchs

we repeatedly tried to sign Cavaleiro a couple of years back, but he dismissed us as a "little league shitclub in a Town with not even one Michelin star rated restaurant"

Getting Lookman and two new centre backs has been the difference for Fulham.

always good to see football team west ham united concede a goal

19 of Villa's goals this season have been scored by British players, with the only other one being Conor Hourihane

Will this change soon, as a result of the continuing exertions of one Mahmood Trezeguet? No

Douglas Luiz is good for the occasional 25 yard curler tho

martin tyler just called ogbonna agbonlahor :D

He did a really full throated "it's live" earlier and it was a bit

https://i.imgur.com/k0ONaxc.jpg

fans allowed in from wednesday onward, let him have his stage

I can remember being on a Manchester tram 14 years ago and being stuck with loads of horrible pissed up villa fans singing their agbonlahor chant which was something like "he's fast as fuck , he's fast as fuck!". Now he's not fast, is he lads? Someone has put treacle in his boots.

Career start: 2005
Career end: 27 March 2019

final game actually in 2017

someone has put piss in your chips

Huh? what the fuck are talking about? I'm just randomly moaning about a time when I was stuck on a tram with a load of tedious football hooligans!

it sounds like they were simply celebrating the rapidity of their forward

thanks for that, but I could add more tedious context like I had a 6 year old autist who was having a meltdown at the time. But that still wouldn't make any difference to how little I thought of them. And what the fuck do even know about chips!?

meanwhile, lmao at that literal grealish heelturn

Will this change soon, as a result of the continuing exertions of one Mahmood Trezeguet? No

― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 30 November 2020 20:34 (forty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

ahahaha

Unbelievably soft penalty.

ah he's had a mare tonight

knew he was the wrong man to take it

Bloody foreigners not taking our penalties

never seen a game so obviously going to be won by the objectively worse team

Well at least we won at the falling over

i have deep suspicions about where they draw the VAR lines btw (as in, how far down the line from the arm goes) but w/e

Newcastle have had four players and a staff member test positive for Covid. Stoked for them to play the game on Friday anyway and win 1—0 after a 97th minute Villa penalty is overturned and given to Newcastle due to an obviously accidental handball at the other end four minutes earlier 👍

hopefully a few other clubs can be drawn into the 'fuck off to the little leagues' race

Can I just clarify, I certainly mean no disrespect to all the shit noddy teams in the EFL

good job because it would be laughable coming from a fan of tinpot croydon fc!

Leave the trams out of this imo

morelike tramps amirite?

i feel like this "some clubs get a home crowd, some clubs get none" situation is a new layer of unequal bullshit

Seems a million years ago that Everton looked like top six contenders.

Lively game, though. Burnley understandably aren’t banking on defending a one-goal lead for 88 minutes.

but I don't understand, they have been commanded to fuck off to the little leagues

It's no great revelation but it bears repeating that the comment boxes on streaming sites are absolute fucking sewers. These people walk among us.

Oh god I know, sucks when you can't shut them

Haller falling over in front of an open goal.

Pogba is actually done. Can barely complete a pass since he came back from
Covid

Absolutely disgraceful display all round though

actually done

he's actually done that m8

Reports, greatly exaggerated, etc

oh god don't get the lines out

Even VAR wouldn't dare

Two lovely goals.