have you quit the labour party yet?

https://www.guardian-series.co.uk/resources/images/6432960.jpg?display=1&htype=0&type=responsive-gallery

this would be a great image to photoshop into a christmas card - the three wise melts.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/En_Z0q_WMAQUc1h?format=jpg&name=small
omg imagine if Corbz was snapped hogging a priority seat on the tube (despite being old enough to need one), but at least this fucker leaving his SUV in the drive at his townhouse will make the roads much safer.

Haha was just about to link this tweet

I’m no Corbyn fan, but afaict:

Corbyn: always stands on public transport, or sits quietly on the floor
Starmer: barges through the doors and heads straight for the priority seat and then watches Avatar on full volume pic.twitter.com/ITOpc7WDTh

— ian ‘eugene cobwebs’ mighty (@iammightor) November 29, 2020

lool

Avatar :D

i'd've gone with Road Trip

When was that taken? No masks. Please tell me he wasn't watching a film at full volume on a tube train.

must have been pre-Rona

xp

it's much worse than that, he was having a very loud facetime chat with Paul Mason apparently!

no signal on northern line

Starmer dropping a heavy hint that Ryan, Gapes, Berger, etc, will be invited back with the ‘five year rule’ waived.

what a triumph for ecumenism, what party wouldn't be improved by having Mike Gapes in it?

fucking disgrace

Imagine if he said at the hustings in feb: listen lads one of my long term strategies will be to bring back Gapesy (LOUD APPLESAUCE!)

lol

Peter Mandelson just told me this at @JewishLabour conference: in short, he said, Labour can't allow the left to legalise party management as it did in the 1980s. So ERHC recommendation of an independent disciplinary process cannot stand.

See @siennamarla for more updates https://t.co/PBpmHlAuAi

— Gabriel Pogrund (@Gabriel_Pogrund) November 29, 2020

https://sascha313.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/stalin-laughing-02.jpg?w=640

Thanks for doing that 20 minutes of unconscious bias training @Keir_Starmer, but perhaps the measure of your commitment to antiracism might be in opposing the deportation of Windrush descendants and people who have lived in the UK since childhood?

— Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar) December 1, 2020

Unconscious bias training fixes the unconscious, not the bias.

Diane Abbot

Kelvin Hopkins

John McDonnell

Fiona Mactaggart

Dennis Skinner

Jeremy Corbyn

^^^

the six Labour MPs who voted against the 2014 immigration act aka effectively the windrush deportation act.

shit like this is why Crombyn was unelectable. read the room, grandad

The Graun headline at the time: Tory Immigration suffers big blow as 98% of PLP abstain

I quit the Labour Party this morning for the record

It was not in fact difficult enough for me to have postponed it for this long

Well done.

My meltish former Labour local MP has unfollowed me for slagging off Starmer so much, but I've gained the much superior former Colne Valley MP, Thelma Walker as a follower. She's one of them who has quit the party over Corbyn's treatment and can't fucking stand him.

can't stand Kieth I should add!

^ pvmic :)

I fucking love his glistening skin and his cuet hair, he makes want to listen to The Smiths - bless his cotton socks. One of the most inspirational Labour leaders of my lifetime (as a newborn soldier fly that crawled out of the larvae 10 seconds ago).

https://bridgetjonesdiary.fandom.com/wiki/Mark_Darcy?file=Markdarcy.jpg

Likely to be the first of many:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/dec/01/keir-starmer-urged-to-return-donations-from-islamophobic-property-developer

pic.twitter.com/eYnHaSMT97

— Lafargue (@Lafargue) December 1, 2020

pic.twitter.com/3VDSDZpRCU

— Congolesa Rice (@judeinlondon2) December 4, 2020

it seems insane now that approximately 11 months I donated money that I couldn't really afford to the Labour Party and now I'd rather lick shit off the pavement than even vote for them!

Just left the most shambolic Leeds North West CLP meeting where a motion of no confidence in Keir Starmer and Dave Evans could not be tabled essentially due to filibustering as people ran down the clock until the meeting had to end - a ridiculous and undemocratic stitch up.

— George Aylett (@GeorgeAylett) December 4, 2020

from the people who spent five years calling the left a cult, now for only £80 a month you can get keir starmer's autograph and a phone call off eddie izzard or joanne baxter every six months https://t.co/iDUqrXBokw pic.twitter.com/SfUArOx1J9

— Frank Sobotka (@cymrurouge) December 13, 2020

I used to pay a couple of quid a month and one my fave perks was voting to keep Eddie fucking Izzard out of the NEC!

That might be the single most disgusting thing they've done yet, tiered membership to the Labour Party ffs, sink the fucker, it's finished

It's fucking repulsive and also what kind of sick weirdo (and I say this as a weirdo) would want a fucking signed Starmer conference speech?

yeah, of all the many ways this is fucked up the idea that you might want to bask in the 20 watt starpower of Kieth is bitterly comical

A year after a ton of people gave their time to hop on a bus and canvass in other parts of the country for a manifesto they believed in, at their own cost.

a year after tons of members made financial contributions (in some cases no doubt more than they could afford) to the party because they believed the leadership would deliver on the transformative manifesto put before the electorate.

Is this real @StefGotBooted ? pic.twitter.com/opR8WkXkpS

— TheIainDuncanSmiths (@TheIDSmiths) December 13, 2020

if i was intrerested i would probably suggest that its an opportunity for the left to create caucuses and pool resources to literally buy platforms within the party/access to the leadership and then constantly draw attention to how disgusting it is while also platforming key issues. I realise there are huge problems with this but it would be fun to have wealthy donors having to sit at a table with a pissed off nurse or housing campaigner making a huge stink all night about how cronyish this new model is.

or when Starmer presents them with a signed conference speech they can contemptuously drop it on the floor and say lol is this some kind of fucking joke, lol you sad dickhead!

Frequently bought together: The World's Greatest Conference Speeches (all by me) - Kieth Starmer. The Ten Greatest Shits I've Ever Had - Baron Pickles.

That's actually a good suggestion plax.

Under 👏🏼New👏🏼Management 👏🏼 pic.twitter.com/uMayLFERgl

— The Trashies (@TheTrashiesUK) December 14, 2020

just Keir Stürmer chatting with an actual nazi who was pushing white genocide stuff unchallenged. hard centre says nothing to see here

Err, no. We don't need a full investigation everytime Starmer's response doesn't match what activists want. There are bigger problems to worry about. https://t.co/y2qtj6fXaG

— Sunny Hundal (@sunny_hundal) December 14, 2020

surprised

Keir Stürmer

Good work there.

Der Starmer

I've just seen someone suggesting he is the most wooden and lethargic party leader since the Maybot. Quite unfair on the Maybot I say.

Can't stand Keith, but May is still worst human alive imo.