Fox News Hosts - Who is the worst?

Ann is such a treat!

car chase live commentary vs ILNFL live commentary

greta is on again. going to try and find mr MORANS. and jeez, nobody hates sarah palin. lots of people think she is unqualified and kind of embarrassing, and then there are all those dudes on the interwebs who adore her because she inspired them to invent snark.

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/7785/moransoopsmorons.jpg

GET A BRAIN MORANS oops

hahahahahahahahahaha yessss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

daria thank u so much

"blown cover."

good grief shepard needs to switch to decaf O_O

What is he doing and why?

some days he is a little bit hyperactive and it stresses me out a little bit watching this show!
i could swear he riffed on that tina fey sarah palin impression earlier this hour PEW-PEW-PEW

no no no I was already assuming he was doing that; he does that every day.

oh btw apparently the left is still really really skeered of sarah palin? says mom; said I didn't get that memo, sorry, but wished palin every success in her new career, community organizin'.

today is more hyperactive than usual. though there was one show from.. it must have been last year around the iowa primaries & the entire hour had like 20 times more slang than usual and was maybe the weirdest newscast ive ever seen, like 'TODAY in HOTLANTA this car chase was OFF THE HOOK'

the left loves sarah palin! they get to congratulate themselves for being so clever whenever she comes up! i suppose she may do some damage fundraising in specific GOP races around the country, to be fair.

http://gawker.com/5310208/brian-kilmeade-would-like-species-and-ethnics-to-remain-pure

?!?!?!

hah. i wonder if he was partly making fun of gretchen (minnewegian). it's kind of funny because when my dad was growing up (also minnesota), the swedes hated the finns and the finns hated the swedes and they would probably not marry each other, and god forbid they marry irish/italian/polish etc, not that there were many of dem up dere

lol shep 'accidentally' breaking into gripping mcnair news conference to ooh and ahh. who is this cockface after shep's show

yeah it's pretty clear that he was trying to make fun of gretchen, but also talk about the purity of the blood.

And species and ethnics.

lol Gretchen Carlson is Minnewegian in excelsis. Daria your dad was raised in the Iron Range, y? If so Swedes = managers and Finns = workers; any frowning on intermarriage is probably related to perceived social position. Down in the Cities it's probably down to what kind of Lutheran that makes you. My mom's half-Swedish and doesn't participate in this charming provincial game.

'TODAY in HOTLANTA this car chase was OFF THE HOOK'

the other day he was was exclusively referring to steve mcnair as "AIR MCNAIR" as if all his viewers would know him by that name. and he was just dropping it casually like "and coming up after the break, more news on the tragic death of air mcnair"

haha yeah. sometimes i wonder how old are most people watching the fox news at this hour, and if they can understand what the heck he is saying? even the syntax can be really eccentric, it isn't hard to understand, just an interesting way of emphasizing a point. i wish i had lexis-nexis (they do transcripts of most news right?) and i'd have examples handy, he (or the writer) tends to rearrange sentences & they don't follow normal speech patterns.

major garrett, fox news white house correspondent, now in twitteronia:

About to takeoff for Ghana. Request; Gimme one Tweet explanation of Joni Mitchell's "Coyote." Will b listening on iPod

Equator bar in hotel open. Tequila found. Twet pix not forthcoming.

Fox News Hosts: Who Is The Best?

one thing i have never understood about sean hannity - among a host of things of course - is this idea that if you listen to something you will automatically accept and adopt the ideals of the person talking. he is always railing against obama for like, listening, to some 'radical' foreign leader's speech as if all of a sudden it's going to be gospel. like if that was true i would be #1 sean hannity disciple.

i know it's sean hannity but really.

this was a huge thing w him and jeremiah wright

Hannity also said that Obama and his cabinet hold seances in the Oval Office during which they conjure the ghost of Trotsky and Ho Chi Minh.

interesting if true

It is true! Tim Geithner is a trance-medium for Vladimir Lenin.

ok i saw some hannity just now. 2 out of 3 great panel americans agree, health care in canada is just terrible, why would anyone here want that? then he talked about how the left hates god and managed to end that debate by name dropping rev wright, bill ayers, and hugo chavez! on a level, i have to appreciate that he's still successfully trolling with this stuff.

today shep called BS on some pundit - smug sexist jerk, just saying, w/the angelina jolie reference - arguing that HRC risked becoming irrelevant as sec of state. mad props always & forever from me to anyone who stands up for hillary. (also looooooool @ wrapping up this segment: 'respect! jordan, thank you')

hannity sets a standard for irl trolling. /b/ people should be taking diligent notes every night.

i've started to appreciate this. also beck, sorta. i mean, he's absurdly wrong, besides that. but immediately upon moving to fox, he started getting all emo, doing his ridiculous prop punditry, ranting while playing b-roll of the nazis.. he caught so much flak, and what did he do? he got EVEN MORE WEIRD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3QWF1bZc3M

perhaps best appreciated with the sound off? someone needs to write their own subtitles though!

do they book guests on shep's show that they know are functioning at a lower brain level and therefore might open up the door for a shep eruption? cuz, no offense to jordan lieberman, publisher of politics magazine (?), but im sure they could have interviewed a more qualified person on that subject

it's from an organization "campaigns and elections" and.. they're legit, but it's (afaik) like a trade mag that nobody reads unless they're in the game, but the people in the game do read it.

my impression of how it works is that.. there's the shitshow of the day that's being talked about, and the bookers of a given program have a (long) list of contacts at organizations that have people who do tv, so they find organizations who deal with the subject at hand, and find someone in their contact list who's qualified/interested to go on tv and talk shit. i can't imagine they book people to intentionally have them look stupid. (that's o'reilly's people's job.)

i was half kidding cuz that guy seemed like a total joke to me

that's because he is a dude who lives in washington, dc and does politics

working from home would be so devastatingly boring if it weren't for fox. slang tally for the shep today:

my bad
peace out
up in there (referring to the white house. and again referring to the parliament in south korea: 'there's some hate up in there!')
one mo' time
help a brother out (to WH spox bill burton, asking when burton can get obama on his show XD)

kinda bummed that bret baier is covering tonight's press conference, baier is a good dude, but this means nothing crazy will happen.

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cavuto now going on about how the white house is mad at him. why? because he had on some loser of a guest yesterday wearing a 'no chubbies' t-shirt so they could argue about whether the appt. for surgeon general is too fat. cavuto is all like what, my bad? gee, i dunno dude, maybe your people BOOKED THIS GUY BECAUSE THEY KNEW HE WOULD SAY THAT. what an ass.

lol TPM mounted one of their FULL ON INVESTIGATIONS of that dude. long story short: he's an asshole

glenn beck mispronounces Привет, i am pretty sure he just said 'privyetz' instead. why do i know this? because i am already on the path to socialist fascist communism

I know Dobbs isn't on Fox (not histrionic enough?) but seriously why does this douchebag get any airtime at all

he's such a transparent demogogue

I really appreciate how lou dobbs takes on the mainstream media in his nightly show on FUCKING CNN.

. Dobbs was originally conservative, but now he describes himself as an "independent populist" critic of the "excesses of capitalism."

http://conservapedia.com/Lou_Dobbs

ok, i'm procrastinating here and it is not NFL season yet. so..
it seems in keeping with the spirit of the fox news that the rolling thread is about who's the worst. i think they'd appreciate.

CNN prez trying to shut down Dobbs on this birther thing

CNN chief twitter correspondent Rick Sanchez starts some ish (god help me, this links to that horrible dan abrams site)

if i didn’t believe in doing right thing, i’d be rich anchoring at fox news

do u know how much money i’d make if i’d sold out as hispanic and worked at fox news, r u kidding, one problem, looking in mirror

also, SHEP
guys, actual lols every time i look at this photo!
http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2009/07/23/1248395721_5844/539w.jpg

omfg Bill O'Reilly said last night that Canada has a higher life expectancy because they have a lower population and thus fewer traffic accidents. Seriously.

xp http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hXukzc_YLTM/Ru62tAR6ZAI/AAAAAAAACo8/E8osF7OaoiM/s320/wire-mcnulty.jpg

Umm, not quite.

http://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/static/images/item/live-20090727.jpg

lmbo

What's the problem with that graphic?

facepalm

LOL Egypt.