lmao that is the softest penalty conceivable
― imago, Saturday, 28 November 2020 14:33 (three years ago) link
proposed VAR rewrite: only applies for offside if the player is completely clear of the last defender. only applies for fouls and handballs if it's obvious from one slow-motion replay. done
― imago, Saturday, 28 November 2020 14:35 (three years ago) link
They're trialing some new VAR technology for 2022 which purportedly makes it so that Michael Oliver isn't thick as fuck
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 28 November 2020 14:47 (three years ago) link
klopp heel turn
― imago, Saturday, 28 November 2020 14:48 (three years ago) link
Proposed VAR improvement where the pitchside screen is actually a spring-loaded boxing glove in a box
― Bandscamp Fryday (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 November 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link
One loves to see it
― Bandscamp Fryday (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 November 2020 16:36 (three years ago) link
What's the over/under on Bamford's misses tonight?
― Bandscamp Fryday (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 November 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link
9 shots, 4 on target so far for Leeds
― imago, Saturday, 28 November 2020 18:14 (three years ago) link
What's sort of impressive about Leeds is how many different players are failing to scoreTim, London
Tim, London
― imago, Saturday, 28 November 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link
I just turned this on for two minutes and Leeds hit the post and put two good chances wide
klopp moaning about kick off times is tedious but i did enjoy his aside when the subject moved onto 3 subs and he claimed the majority of prem clubs voted for 5 subs but not the 2 thirds majority they needed and added "so chris wilder can be happy with his 3 subs and 1 point".
― oscar bravo, Saturday, 28 November 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link
lmao i missed that
― imago, Saturday, 28 November 2020 18:26 (three years ago) link
Jurgen can gtf with his big squad cobblers tbh
― Bandscamp Fryday (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 November 2020 19:16 (three years ago) link
The mini league of WBA, Sheffield United, Fulham and Burnley is going to be interesting. It’s hard to see anyone else getting relegated. Sheffield United could end today with one point from ten games and still only five off 16th place.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 28 November 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link
I daresn't hope for Burnley's relegation but it's pleasant to acknowledge the possibility
― Bandscamp Fryday (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 November 2020 20:50 (three years ago) link
I want to them to stay up so y'all have to suffer them instead of us!
― calzino, Saturday, 28 November 2020 20:55 (three years ago) link
and as they are the invariably reliable yoyo club I don't want them putting their foul stench over next season when my club will win the championship
― calzino, Saturday, 28 November 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link
They'll stop up, they're too evil not to
― Bandscamp Fryday (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 November 2020 21:02 (three years ago) link
Burnley's Life Matters
― ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Saturday, 28 November 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link
turns out Cavani is still really really good
― Number None, Sunday, 29 November 2020 15:34 (three years ago) link
yep!
― kites aren't fun (NickB), Sunday, 29 November 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link
I will give Ole credit for making the change at the half but not starting him in the absence of Martial was gross negligence
― Number None, Sunday, 29 November 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link
When I idly quipped on the Slack sportsball channel Make United Evil Again the other day, I didn't anticipate it having this quick an impact
― imago, Sunday, 29 November 2020 15:54 (three years ago) link
I'm not yet ready to trust that aurier/sissoko have been rendered competent at cover/switch or decisions on the ball yet to relax about how we are inviting this on our right side
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 November 2020 16:55 (three years ago) link
i heard aurier was world-class now
― imago, Sunday, 29 November 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link
No more than was walker just because you drilled out the situations where his idiocy was minimised
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 November 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link
Bnp burnley bastards to fuck off back to the little leagues pls
― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 29 November 2020 17:41 (three years ago) link
reguilon is now on the shitlist sorry
― imago, Sunday, 29 November 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link
― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 29 November 2020 17:41 (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
'fuck off back to the little leagues' ooh getting all big-headed after *checks* seven years are we *necks booze and weeps*
― imago, Sunday, 29 November 2020 17:46 (three years ago) link
aurier saved ur ass there fyi
― imago, Sunday, 29 November 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link
Seems awful to say this is a fun game, under the circumstances, but it’s the most entertaining of the weekend for sure.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 29 November 2020 20:00 (three years ago) link
How is Luis still on with blood leaking from his bandage?
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 29 November 2020 20:01 (three years ago) link
It’s crazy. The idea of him having to head away crosses after that is ridiculous.
― crisp, Sunday, 29 November 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link
pretending you've got a hurt head is a particularly bad look in this game, ceballos can cut that shit out imo
― imago, Sunday, 29 November 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link
Raul conscious and responding to treatment thank god
― Carry On Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 November 2020 20:59 (three years ago) link
wow that table is a shocker for Arsenal, imagine being just as shit as "little" Palace!
― calzino, Sunday, 29 November 2020 21:16 (three years ago) link
I've not watched us for the last couple of games, head not in the right place, so I woke up from a sofa nap and put the radio on early into half time, glad I wasn't watching tbh. Can enjoy it a little bit more if Raul's gonna be ok
― Carry On Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 November 2020 21:20 (three years ago) link
Can't even enjoy the next 30 minutes of Gooners crying on 606, had to turn it off
― Carry On Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 November 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link
wolves have looked way more threatening since nuno changed the system up. had found them hella dull this season until the last couple of games.
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 29 November 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link
we've definitely been difficult to watch on just aesthetic terms at times this season, but i did have faith that when the changes in tactics started to bed in we'd improve. might have to stop watching us for the rest of season just so as not to break this lol
― Carry On Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 November 2020 21:46 (three years ago) link
shit news about Papa Bouba Diop tonight too :(
― Carry On Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 November 2020 21:51 (three years ago) link
Jesus that was a horrible sound
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 November 2020 23:17 (three years ago) link
I know, I wasn't sure I wanted to watch it
― Carry On Scamping (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 November 2020 23:28 (three years ago) link
best striker in the league now he's a racist :(
― Number None, Monday, 30 November 2020 09:09 (three years ago) link
Jimenez had an operation last night, he's suffered a fractured skull. Hopefully now on the mend.
― Carry On Scamping (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 November 2020 09:38 (three years ago) link
Ban Uruguayans from english football until we figure out what's going on imo
― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 30 November 2020 11:11 (three years ago) link
I can't do that
― Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Monday, 30 November 2020 12:00 (three years ago) link
Then how will we figure out what's going
― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 30 November 2020 12:03 (three years ago) link
just put a temp ban all long-haired white latin americans and give more baldies a chance and see if they are less fash!
― calzino, Monday, 30 November 2020 12:23 (three years ago) link
My ‘Give Fulham A Penalty Every Match’ campaign seems to be going well.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 30 November 2020 18:09 (three years ago) link