GET OUT: US politics November 2020

I was about to but then I got confused

i thot it was carpet

I approve of the period when Trump just played golf and stayed out of public view more than virtually any other period in his presidency, fwiw.

he was weird in that he went from the exact perfect for him to win in 16 to the exact perfect conditions for him to lose in 20

dayum Swalwell!

Are you serious here? After the dumpster fire you’ve supported for the past four years?
You’re even “liddler” than your master said. https://t.co/8cBwHTTcxk

— Eric Swalwell (@ericswalwell) November 25, 2020

I've said it eight billion times before but he is his own worst enemy. I guess it's not that hard to continually fall ass-backwards into success when your nemesis is an utter dipshit.

xpost

The Rubios and Cruzes who are going to spend their lives trying to capture Trump’s Twitter voice are going to forever butt up against epic own #resistance bros.

Of course he’s his own worst enemy. Trump could’ve likely walked this election if he had a modicum of sense and self control. Just stfu and hire semi-competent people and mug for the people like 1/10 of the time.

Dude’s life has been basically a vaudeville scene of stepping on rakes and slipping on roller skates and tripping onto a throne.

wow

lol pic.twitter.com/fvq7fzt0nT

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) November 25, 2020

Watching the exodus (or threatened exodus) of the faithful from platform to platform is hilarious.

I'm weirdly surprised by Newsmax here.

meanwhile the oath keepers are experiencing record enrollment, i'm sure

and yeah i'm with moodles, i'm genuinely surprised to see newsmax printing something that's real. i honestly put them below the national enquirer, which has at least broke actual news more than once (talking about bat boy + 1)

Was genuinely curious at what point, possibly months on in a Biden presidency, these platforms would have to admit that Trump maybe isn’t legally the president anymore.

eventually they’ll all end up following Randy Quaid

wait what platform are they gonna migrate to if they've lost newsmax??

OAN, Parler

Cat Fancy hasn’t called it for Biden yet

Newsmax, welcome to the left-leaning resistance

and yeah i'm with moodles, i'm genuinely surprised to see newsmax printing something that's real. i honestly put them below the national enquirer, which has at least broke actual news more than once (talking about bat boy + 1)

National Enquirer occasionally breaks celebrity scandal news but they've never published anything as important as the saga of Bat Boy, which was covered by the outstanding journalists over at the Weekly World News.

And I can't tell, was Parler's database actually hacked today?

Who are these infants who must be spoonfed only what they choose to believe? How do they work and live and breathe? Do they balk every time they go to the grocery and unsuccessfully try to buy milk with a fistful of rubberbands? I ask again, emphatically: how do they live? And how does anyone live with them?

conservative online bulwark is now Craigslist Personals - pass it on

I imagine that they, like the majority of posters here, present their mostly unfettered id as an online persona and temper it considerably in meatspace.

Of course, the grand tragedy of the past fifteen years or so of social media as the dominant dialectic is the breaking down of those walls on every count and the overarching belief that if one shared irl/online persona is necessary to preserve authenticity and increase one’s viewership, best to go with the one that is strident, snotty and impossibly always right.

It’s how I WANT AN OOMPA LOOMPA NOW became the modern rallying cry of three concurrent.generation

No knocks on those who I am posting beside here; “most” is likely an overstatement.

i hope they all end up burrowing underground like wombles

But wombles were dedicated recyclers

OANN will probably insist Trump is still President in 2022

Personally, I have been merging my online and meatspace personas into a compromise that no one is happy with

as an impartial observer, I can tell you I'm happy with the new improved and more vulnerable ZS/KM character

i appreciate that, but also feel that i am one motorcycle away from being james in twin peaks, and i mean that on the level where james sucks

but i do appreciate that <3
*james look*

james is the worst AND the best

http://static.wikia.nocookie.net/twinpeaks/images/4/49/Giantno.jpg

just you
and i

james was always cool

Will post this on my fb page with 5,000 friends and thousands of followers.

I was never the biggest fan of James, but did think that he was always a bit unjustly maligned-- compared to all the other younger men on the show, he was a winner!

https://i.redd.it/uc2gkzvvit4z.jpg

whoa sorry huge

the numbers are clear: Worst ongoing plotline in the second season of Twin Peaks (SPOILERS)

KM is super cool and as long as he stays away from Evelyn we’ll be fine

https://preview.redd.it/jgyvsmf1hlf51.jpg?width=229&auto=webp&s=94f40de578c3ac6332995e2683b5500c1f53d386

Nate Silver, Stupid Myopic Asshole: a thread.

So, I really try my best not to use the quote tweet for shade or snark. I employ it for funny/sweet things or if there’s a lesson we really, really need to understand.

This, you’ve by now guessed, is the latter. Because this isn’t just wrong, it’s dangerous.

Yes, thread. https://t.co/oVxW1eKjPJ

— this is a jingle jangle stan account. (@MsPackyetti) November 25, 2020

tremendous

it sounds like this guy and nate silver have different goalposts for "election theft"

"This guy" is a woman named Brittany Packnett Cunningham, and that thread is right on in *every single way.*

yes

oof, my bad. :/

nate silver should def talk less