GET OUT: US politics November 2020

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Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 November 2020 17:26 (five years ago)

Btw Rudy's son has Covid and was at the presser yesterday

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 20 November 2020 17:26 (five years ago)

what's with the tats

xp

Evan, Friday, 20 November 2020 17:27 (five years ago)

Haha that was my first question too. I don't really get the sleeves.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 20 November 2020 17:29 (five years ago)

Not gonna be cap'n save-a-murphy but.

Game it out. If she signs the ascertaining thingy without the president's ok, she's immediately fired and the ascertaining thingy is immediately rescinded. A zillion howling MAGAheads descend on her house with pitchforks. GSA gets an "acting" head under strict instructions not to get out ahead of the President, or else.

This would accomplish... what?

coupvfefe (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 20 November 2020 17:29 (five years ago)

wish there was a way to properly price the public resources that have gone into perpetuating this boondoggle. and in the future every single time a Republican whines about Sesame Street or, you know, fixing a fucking bridge that’s 10 years past it’s est fail date, you just quote this figure to them and suggest they (parody) themselves.


like I know it’s probably a rounding error wrt to the total fed budget, but those kinds of numbers never stopped GOP/ conservative media/ “think” tanks in the past. like that was their whole shtick for 30+ years and ppl (the Dems as much as anyone) actually took it seriously.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Friday, 20 November 2020 17:29 (five years ago)

Game it out. If she signs the ascertaining thingy without the president's ok, she's immediately fired and the ascertaining thingy is immediately rescinded. A zillion howling MAGAheads descend on her house with pitchforks. GSA gets an "acting" head under strict instructions not to get out ahead of the President, or else.

I think this is an extrapolation too far.

scampo-phenique (WmC), Friday, 20 November 2020 17:31 (five years ago)

Game it out. If she signs the ascertaining thingy without the president's ok, she's immediately fired and the ascertaining thingy is immediately rescinded. A zillion howling MAGAheads descend on her house with pitchforks. GSA gets an "acting" head under strict instructions not to get out ahead of the President, or else.

This would accomplish... what?

It would accomplish her doing the right thing for the good of the country, but I know we are way past that even being a consideration for anyone in this administration.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 20 November 2020 17:32 (five years ago)

Georgia certifies Joe Biden as the winner of the state's presidential vote https://t.co/yBYwvzjg2a

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) November 20, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 November 2020 17:39 (five years ago)

President Donald Trump’s increasingly ridiculous attempts to sow doubt about the election result are almost entirely motivated by petty revenge for the Russia investigation, according to a report from CNN. An unnamed source said to be familiar with the president’s thinking told the network that, because some Democrats questioned the legitimacy of his own election victory in 2016, Trump is now trying to do the same...

So he's just playing around.. they drew first blood after all.

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 November 2020 17:39 (five years ago)

Many xps but I agree with jon via chi in that I most definitely care what happens to Trump post presidency, because I care about the impact he can have on a Biden presidency, even from the sidelines, and I care about whether or not he is able to continue stoking the resistance fires and the violence, and I care about whether he is able to spend the next 4 years running for 2024. I want him out of the equation as much as possible, so while I want him to be punished, I also want it to not be dominating the news forever. But I’ll take punishment which dominates the news over no punishment.

epistantophus, Friday, 20 November 2020 17:39 (five years ago)

Also, looking at cnn’s top story, I want to say that the headline “Some alarmed GOP senators reconsider their silence” is just about the funniest shit ever. Fuck them, it’s much too late for that. Stay silent.

epistantophus, Friday, 20 November 2020 17:46 (five years ago)

feel like Trump getting off scot-free - which I entirely expect to happen - is gonna be really bad for our country and our political system. already we see Lindsay Graham committing felonies in broad daylight which is not something I think would've happened pre-Trump.

frogbs, Friday, 20 November 2020 17:46 (five years ago)

I don't like Graham's dress sense either but it seems harsh to call it a felony

DJP, Friday, 20 November 2020 17:56 (five years ago)

Also from that MI/MN twitter thread:

Trump campaign attorney Sidney Powell just said that Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez rigged the 2020 election.

Hugo Chavez died in 2013.

nickn, Friday, 20 November 2020 18:21 (five years ago)

yeah heard taht .
Must be a poltergeist or something.
Ghost of Chavez a bandname yet?

how much of the supernatural world is queueing up to support Biden now

Stevolende, Friday, 20 November 2020 18:30 (five years ago)

true Machiavellian

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 November 2020 18:31 (five years ago)

Chavez faked his death, and is currently hiding out in Obama's kiteboarding lair in Bermuda.

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 November 2020 18:32 (five years ago)

The Chavez thing has to do with do with voting software that was used in Venezuelan elections while Chavez was still around. The claim that Giuliani and Powell are making is that Dominion voting machines used this software, even though there's no actual evidence of this, nor any evidence that the software was actually responsible for rigging elections in Venezuela.

jaymc, Friday, 20 November 2020 18:39 (five years ago)

Wait, now GA is *not* certified again?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 November 2020 19:06 (five years ago)

Huh?

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:13 (five years ago)

Earlier announcement of certification was apparently "a staffer who sent out the wrong press release."

peace, man, Friday, 20 November 2020 19:14 (five years ago)

Seems more like the press release got too ahead

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:15 (five years ago)

Xpost

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:15 (five years ago)

according to Brendan Keefe "Well this just got more interesting. Gov. Kemp has called a news conference at the exact moment certification by the Sec of State is required. He does have a role, under state law he 'shall' certify the results by tomorrow." 5 pm

Dan S, Friday, 20 November 2020 19:15 (five years ago)

Update: Georgia's Secretary of State office has corrected itself and now says the vote results WILL be certified, but it seems the certification might not have happened yet and their press release jumped the gun.

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) November 20, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 November 2020 19:15 (five years ago)

makes sense

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:19 (five years ago)

Speaking at a news conference on Friday morning, Raffensperger called himself a “proud Trump supporter” and acknowledged his disappointment in the president’s defeat, but reiterated his confidence in the vote count and vowed to certify the results of the election...

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 November 2020 19:19 (five years ago)

I understand his nervousness, but i think he's a bit quick to connect dots

It's entirely possible that Gov. Kemp will announce that the Secretary of State has certified and he has added his certification as required by law. The events of the last few hours do not lend confidence to that possibility, yet it remains.

— Brendan Keefe (@BrendanKeefe) November 20, 2020

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:31 (five years ago)

it could be possible that he wants to address the hand recount and point out they fired the people who didn't upload the 5,000 some odd votes from memory card and give Trump a little boost to his conspiracy-mongering without actually doing something crazy like refusing to certify.

idk. i am going to put my head down and work for a bit. but chances are, Ratthenberger would be leaking like a motherfucker if something was about to go down.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:35 (five years ago)

the other thing is Trump legally has 48 hours to request a machine recount, so...maybe something to do with that too idk

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:36 (five years ago)

It doesn’t sound to me like the law gives the governor discretion as to whether or not to certify the results. Plus also, surely those Senate seats are more on Kemp’s mind than trying to perpetuate Trump’s lies. Trying to overturn the election results seems like it would just galvanize Democratic voters more.

But honestly who knows.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:36 (five years ago)

yeah, the legislation just says he 'shall' sign it, not that he 'can' sign it.

is everybody enjoying this two month election?

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:39 (five years ago)

(Keeping in mind of course that Kemp is proven by science to be a terrible person and total ratfucker)

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:39 (five years ago)

Haven't Trump assholes already made hay of the shall vs can vs will distinction? Mnuchin and Trump's taxes?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 November 2020 19:40 (five years ago)

This sort of suspense attests to the bullshit of Twitter.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:40 (five years ago)

totally.

I've told the story before elsewhere but I once saw a shit-ton of UCF students freaking out that Meek Mill was bailing on their Homecoming concert, where he was supposed to open for Tyga, because he referenced a show in Miami hew as doing later that day (that he was helicoptering to).

I told everybody they were being ridiculous and they ganged up on me.

Joke was on them - he did perform that night and he was terrible.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:44 (five years ago)

try to remember what the world was like when we didn't have an army of amateur forensicists updating us on the meaning of every 30-minute delay, misplaced word and eye twitch in real time.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:45 (five years ago)

dreams and nightmares, bro

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:46 (five years ago)

lol...he was supporting that album and the tracks he performed over didn't have vocals removed and he only rapped a third of each lyric before abandoning each song midway through.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:50 (five years ago)

sounds like M.I.A.

DJP, Friday, 20 November 2020 19:50 (five years ago)

also for my local soccer team, every time there's a drop of rain, 7000 people post IS THE MATCH GOING TO GET CANCELLED? HOW DO WE GET REFUNDS on the team's twitter

xpost lol

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:51 (five years ago)

#BREAKING I have learned that the Secretary of State and Gov. Kemp WILL CERTIFY the Georgia election and the 5pm news conference will simple announce that. The Sec of State certification news release was sent out before the certification was official. It will happen, I am told.

— Brendan Keefe (@BrendanKeefe) November 20, 2020

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:51 (five years ago)

lolol

#BREAKING I have learned that the Secretary of State and Gov. Kemp WILL CERTIFY the Georgia election and the 5pm news conference will simple announce that. The Sec of State certification news release was sent out before the certification was official. It will happen, I am told.

— Brendan Keefe (@BrendanKeefe) November 20, 2020

GODDAMMIT XPOST

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:51 (five years ago)

(reasons to turn off the damn internet on a Friday afternoon, I don't need the stress)

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:52 (five years ago)

otm

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:54 (five years ago)

Were y'all legit worried about Georgia? The law's clear about the secretary of state having the power.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:57 (five years ago)

Not legit worried, just twitchy.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:57 (five years ago)

Yeah, I'm off work today and was also offline until like an hour ago. It was nice to have my anxiety turned down to like a 7.5 for most of the day.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:57 (five years ago)

feel like Trump getting off scot-free - which I entirely expect to happen - is gonna be really bad for our country and our political system. already we see Lindsay Graham committing felonies in broad daylight which is not something I think would've happened pre-Trump.

"You say you lost your norms
But that’s not where it’s at
You had no norms to lose
And you know it"

the colour out of space (is the place) (PBKR), Friday, 20 November 2020 20:01 (five years ago)


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