Twitter C/D

I wonder if Fleet video compression can live up to the high standards of the rest of Twitter video content!

they just made stories except called it fleets lol

oh my god, that has to be someone in product development or whatnot pokerfacing, for months on end, in order to come as close to "florps" as possible

USERS: we love twitter but it has problems
TWITTER: great we'll fix them
USERS: do you want to know what they are
TWITTER: absolutely not

— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) January 5, 2016

USERS: could you at least look at addressing the pervasive harassment of women
TWITTER [twirling like Maria von Trapp]: M O M E N T S

— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) January 5, 2016

USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your product
TWITTER: likes are now florps
USERS: what
TWITTER: timeline goes sideways

— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) January 5, 2016

lol

http://www.riteaid.com/shop/media/catalog/product/3/0/301320020113.jpg

I don't see the Fleet option on my tweets. whaaa

more like Jack Dorky

im making daily fleets becoming a fleet leader

i follow ~1000 accounts and theres one new fleet today (mine)

when i was a child, i caught a FLEETING GLIMPSE

i don't see fleets yet, did it not roll out to everyone

christmas finished trending in the cayman islands, now nothing is trending. highly recommend becoming a fake cayman islands resident if you don't like seeing trends

Fleets are only on mobile. There's a bar on the top of the screen that looks exactly like Instagram Stories.

oh thats why, i don't use mobile

guessing, for better or worse, third-party twitter apps aren’t getting access to those

i turned to look but it was gone, I cannot put my finger on it now, the child is grown, the tweet is gone!

I have the mobile app and I’m not seeing it yet!

mb check if your app needs to be updated

In case you’re confused- here’s how to tell the social media apps apart. pic.twitter.com/P2U83toxPC

— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) November 18, 2020

smh fascism

https://i.imgur.com/vdOhEGg.png

cant wait to read your nyt oped about being oppressed

did u know u cant even fave tweets when youre on twitter timeout smh

i think the real question is, have you learned your lesson?

honestly ive tweeted things like that at politicians dozens of times and only been temp banned two or three times so i mean

a couple of other times ive gotten a notification that some account features were disabled but i couldnt figure out what they were

there should be some sort of forgiveness plan for when the person really does deserve it

Does Twitter realize that Fleets is the name of the best selling pre-packaged OTC enema in the world?

this is actually good

raise your game, lag∞n

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

— Jean-Paul Sartre https://t.co/VNMxGyAyw8

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) November 25, 2020

RIP dril. He had a good run.

wha happen

normie extremist jake tapper quoting dril as sartre on twitter is proof that the moment has passed

Are normie extremists bad?

the moment will never pass

imo dril didn't RIP when tapper did that, he ascended a la Elijah

for the rec, i wasnt commenting on dril being over, just the corncob meme

these damn millenials pic.twitter.com/HlPe4J9GRx

— illy bocean (@IllyBocean) January 2, 2018

I wonder if the corncob meme exists outside of dril, like it became so common people just know it from second hand references

*gangster bugs bunny t-shirt* i am NOT being owned.

rubbernecking these deranged lunatics is really the only good thing left about twitter

A locked room full of white leftist men with their mouths taped shut and they listen to me lecture them for two hours while I eat pizza. They are starving and haven’t eaten in three days https://t.co/S31dSLfqnY

— Kelly (@kellyvhalen) December 21, 2020

getting sucked into this genre

no kink shaming

oh I must have forgotten to link from that first post last week

One of the most stunning exchanges I've ever seen on here, branching out into multiple, simultaneous threads, quote tweets, etc. Can't capture it all, but here are some of the main branches. Politics twitter has nothing on engineering twitter. If you've got a few min, be amazed. pic.twitter.com/JZVZoCw3zX

— Sturgeon's Law (@Sturgeons_Law) December 19, 2020

this comic is a clever allusion to the Republican party’s block of a $2000 direct payment proposal by congressional Democrats. if you don’t see it it’s because it’s very subtle https://t.co/GqEHZAAE19

— Zoomcock Archivist 🌋 (@canderaid) December 26, 2020

twitter as posted by this^ asshole? no thanks

seriously why are you back here, literally everyone hates you. go away!

Boo hoo hoo

literally everyone hates you

geez, you sure do hate on the slightest provocation. but don't drag 'literally everyone' into this, because I think I'm literally someone and I haven't found any compelling reason to hate BDA.

you two choads absolutely deserve each other

merry christmas, map!

"If you love each other so much, why don't you get married, huh?"

-- map, aged 10 --