GET OUT: US politics November 2020

then you cross over into missouri and it's the same except it smells worse and everyone's even more racist

i can say that because i hate missouri

what does Nebraska smell like

Cowshit

never gonna leave the coast...

Never gonna let you down, and hurt you

except for people who live in nebraska, no one has ever set foot in nebraska, apart from airports and gas stations

never gonna smell manure
never gonna get much bluer

Didn't people make pilgrimages to visit Burroughs?

(Nevermind, that was Kansas)

Many x-posts, but fine with no more pointing to my sign, and apologies for kerfuffle.

Also, I stopped listening to NPR around right after the election in 2016. I had a 40 minute commute through farmland, mostly, and I actually punched the radio so hard at one point that I broke skin on my hand and couldn't use my index finger for a while. Why? Because they were interviewing people who had voted for Trump in West Virginia, and there was just...no pushback. The profiled people were like, "my daddy and my daddy's daddy and his daddy's daddy were coal miners and now I have three kids and am addicted to heroin and it's Barack Obama's fault" and I just lost my fucking mind.

they were interviewing people who had voted for Trump in West Virginia, and there was just...no pushback.

Come on, them and *literally everyone else.*

My cousin-in-law and Burroughs shared a dentist in Kansas.

Omaha is great - surprisingly hilly and pretty - and the people in Nebraska are super nice. Worst food in the country, though. I have a foodie friend who goes there every year for the Warren Buffett thing, and he told me hasn't even managed to have a good steak in Omaha. It's the sort of place where pizza is still considered ethnic cuisine. There was a place I've been to a couple of times that used to sell deep friend parsley. Parsely. That's what you fry when you want the bare minimum cheapest base to hold the batter together.

Yes- maybe they have stepped up their game a little since I was a regular listener, but certainly in the 2016-2018 timeframe it was frequently maddening to me that they seemed to err on the side of presenting conservative viewpoints and not pushing back on talking points.

There's always been a cool underground music scene in Omaha, I know some cool folks from there

The thing that makes NPR insufferable for me is all the stories with about 5 minutes of content that they pad out to 5 minutes or 30 or 60 minutes by (1) showing the search for the story or even worse having the journalist/storyteller be the protagonist in the story, and (2) repeatedly telling you how they are jizzing themselves over how mind blowing the story is and when you hear the story you, too, will be jizzing over this mind blowing story.

*15 minutes or 30 minutes or 60 minutes

xps- Trump did go after NPR. Didn’t he threaten to pull their federal funding?

David Nance Group is def one of the best rock bands in the world right now and they are from Nebraska

I think Saddle Creek's presence, Bright Eyes, the Faint, Cursive, Mike Mogis' studio made a pretty lasting effect there in terms of some good infrastructure and influencing a younger generation

but you know according to karl it's just a giant pile of cow shit eating subliterate morons not like the precious blue states

"..you, too, will be jizzing over this mind blowing story..." = otm promos for Snap Judgement

Trump did go after NPR. Didn’t he threaten to pull their federal funding?

I believe he did, but federal grants are only about 2% of the NPR budget

xps Don't forget The Execution of All Things! That album alone, I can't confirm it but suspect had a major impact

Blue states are divided between people who live in the cities and people who eat cowshit

(come on, I’m exaggerating. My best friends are from the same rural areas I’m shittalking)

Apropos of nothing in particular, I'm predicting DeJoy is going to agree to resign as PG early and testify against Trump in return for immunity. I'm terrible at predictions, but I'll go out on a limb with that one. It's a daydream I've been having.

That would be awesome

dare to dream imo

Has DeJoy actually committed anything that can be charged as a crime? I was under the impression that everything he did was technically legal, as "cost-cutting"

Well, he ignored a direct court order, for one.

Re: Nebraska, fwiw the split electoral college vote gained by Nebraska's 2nd Congressional District would have gotten Biden the White House by one had there been a tie.

Thread on the Rudy follies

Judge says "It's my preference that one attorney presents the argument for all defendants and then IF IT IS NECESSARY other defendants can make individual arguments," or words to that effect.

That . . . is not a good start for plaintiff.

— LastThanksgivingHat (@Popehat) November 17, 2020

https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/biden-trump-us-election-news-11-17-20/h_c213f253df7eb53b12cab98188239956

Another

Hello from my dining table, where I'll be covering the 1:30pm hearing in the Trump campaign's case in federal court in PA seeking to block certification of the election results.

Background on where things stand for Trump in this case and in PA generally: https://t.co/7rltlF4Xue

— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) November 17, 2020

lol they're in Williamsport?

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/17/us/politics/giuliani-trump-election-pay.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

Rudolph W. Giuliani, who has helped oversee a string of failed court challenges to President Trump’s defeat in the election, asked the president’s campaign to pay him $20,000 a day for his legal work, multiple people briefed on the matter said.

The request stirred opposition from some of Mr. Trump’s aides and advisers, who appear to have ruled out paying that much, and it is unclear how much Mr. Giuliani will ultimately be compensated.

Since Mr. Giuliani took over management of the legal effort, Mr. Trump has suffered a series of defeats in court and lawyers handling some of the remaining cases have dropped out.

A $20,000-a-day rate would have made Mr. Giuliani, the former New York City mayor who has been Mr. Trump’s personal lawyer for several years, among the most highly compensated attorneys anywhere.

Rowdy Rudy won't even get out of bed for less.

America's Grifter

What if he’s only the lawyer for a couple hours though

Holy shit the judge threw out the entire election

Lol psyche

Lol psyche: US politics November 2020

About the $20,000 a day for Rudy: Totally worth it, IMO.

I will help the Trump campaign pay Rudy's fee on one condition: so long as he is the _only_ attorney working on these lawsuits.

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Rudy is asking for the cancellation of hundreds of thousands of votes moments after talking about the importance of the right to vote.

This feels like a moment:

The Judge says he intentionally did not allow Pennsylvania counsel to withdraw because he has "some questions."

— Raffi Melkonian (@RMFifthCircuit) November 17, 2020

Xpost Wait no. 1.5 million votes

A nice round number arrived at by black magic.

Actual lol imaging Rudy trying to shove some printed memes from Reddit into the judge’s hands https://t.co/7KXen5pBJK

— Tommy Vietor (@TVietor08) November 17, 2020

Your honor; may I approach the bench?

Rudy, we c- Rudy. Rudy, stop. This is a chain email and the Facebook logo is visible on the side of one of the embedded .bmp screenshots which is attached

Your honor, do I have your permission to freestyle at length?

It's so fucking weird and surreal that Giuliani was once a US Attorney for the SDNY. I guess I'm so overloaded with weird and surreal things about this administration that sometimes I forget that one, but it's so hard to fathom that he once practiced law on a fairly high level and even gained renown for it.