GET OUT: US politics November 2020

i will end where i started

lol, this is like arrested development

General Perna: "7 months ago, we did not have this massive COVID vaccine manufacturing infrastructure".

I assume the stuff about Cuomo not wanting the vaccine is completely made up.

lol, this is like arrested development

― @oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Friday, November 13, 2020 4:50 PM bookmarkflaglink

I'd like to take him to another place, for sure

They aren't saying it outright but they are absolutely going to distribute the vaccine to red states first.

Loudly before cutting away "When will you announce you lost the election, sir?"

sure, they're the worst off states cos they're all idiots

Hold up, is Trump suddenly ... grey?

Grey hulk?

He's been eating grey foods, and it affects his coat

Lost one election and it turned all his hair gray.

his pubes all fell out too

fp

false pubes?

Poubée

He's had a merkin on his head for years, who knows what's going on elsewhere.

Why is John Kelly skulking behind that flag

to hide his shame

I was about to say, isn't that his natural habitat?

It's weird, he's been briefly grey here and there over the last several months. And then, boom, he's right back to the clown wig for a stretch.

maybe it wasn't really him ;)

There's just something extremely Mr. Bean-like about Kelly's facial expression and posture in that photo

something extremely Yakety Sax about this country

Saw someone observe that President Asshole has been backed into a corner by Biden. He can't complain about Biden's agenda or anything Biden says because to do so would be to acknowledge Biden as the next president. So instead all he can do is grouch and pout and pretend anyone gives a shit about him.

Surprising news:

SCOOP: DHS boss Chad Wolf defies President Trump's order to fire cyber chief Chris Krebs

Krebs dismissed Trump's claims of voter fraudhttps://t.co/ssgTY19mlV

— Steven Nelson (@stevennelson10) November 13, 2020

White House wants Krebs fired for many reasons, sources say. 'It was the president saying, 'What the heck is this guy doing? He’s giving me grief before the election and now he’s saying there’s nothing wrong in the world?''

— Steven Nelson (@stevennelson10) November 13, 2020

There's some debate about whether Wolf could even be responsible for that, as Krebs's position is separately confirmed by the Senate, so it might be more than Wolf objected to the idea without actually being in the chain of command in specific.

In my fantasy world, instead of substantive questions from reporters, he just gets savage mockery.

"People are saying you're completely irrelevant, and also an assclown. Care to comment?"

"Mr. President, is there any truth to the rumors that you (checks notes) smell like ass and stale hamberders and pathetic desperation?"

"Mr. Trump, is it true that you are aimlessly wandering the White House corridors, shouting at plants? The American people want to know."

when pressed for comment, Wolf only replied "I will treat you well, my sweet angel, so help me Jesus"

Jimmy Glick-type questions are welcomed xpost

There's some debate about whether Wolf could even be responsible for that, as Krebs's position is separately confirmed by the Senate, so it might be more than Wolf objected to the idea without actually being in the chain of command in specific.

How perfectly Trump administration that "sorry, not my job, bro" (and/or simply recognizing the limits of one's authority) counts as rebellion.

Among the many incredible components of this story, CNN now treats Geraldo Rivera as an important gateway into Trump's thoughts and future actions.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/trump-make-first-public-remarks-week-n1247752

hmm wonder why Cuomo isn't feeling too threatened about this

xpost Wouldn't be his first reportage on an empty vault.

Ah yes

Just concede already. pic.twitter.com/iguaV2Xv03

— Steve Vladeck (@steve_vladeck) November 14, 2020

SO delusional.

There's a certain deadpan genius to Twitter's disclaimer: "Official sources called this election differently."

Georgia Secretary of State, a so-called Republican (RINO), won’t let the people checking the ballots see the signatures for fraud. Why? Without this the whole process is very unfair and close to meaningless. Everyone knows that we won the state. Where is @BrianKempGA?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 14, 2020

so sick of this shit

at this point his tweets/ranting has lost its energy again and gone back to the pathetic nature of the first few days post-election, but I'm just fucking tired of it. imagine if a Democratic President pulled this shit. *we'd* be shitting on him.

it's also reminiscent of how he claimed there should be a new election in Arizona in 2018 because "the signatures don't match", and how he demanded the vote count on Election Day be the one used in the Gillum/Desantis gubernatorial race.

given the fact that the group that got arrested for the plot against Governor Whitmer also included plans to execute politicians live on TV and leaving nobody alive inside, and also to lock people inside a building and set it on fire, I don't want anything that gives these assholes ideas.

that said, I'm more annoyed than 'scared' at this point, it's just...can we just move on and enjoy the fact that we're free of you (kind of but not really) at the moment?

He looked/sounded pretty depressed/defeated in the presser today if that's any indication of his current state of mind. I'm not sure who creates the uh... content on his twitter account but after today, I think the disinformation machine may not be him, at least not wholly.

meanwhile Barr's own prosecutors are saying "lol, nah": https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/biden-trump-us-election-news-11-13-20/h_82f67cc447d5be74ed3c758749c95f23

Jim Acosta, just now, pointing out that all his blather today has no future: "After January 20th, he goes back to being just another crackpot on the internet."

"We really showed 'em, eh? {coughs blood into handkerchief} Didn't we? We showed 'em who was boss!!"

"That's right, daddy.. you really showed them. I'll bring your diet coke into the TV room."

God, if you're out there, please give the Trumps the Godfather 3 ending, and I will go to church again.

for a week or two, I mean, let's not get ridiculous here.

Saw someone observe that President Asshole has been backed into a corner by Biden. He can't complain about Biden's agenda or anything Biden says because to do so would be to acknowledge Biden as the next president. So instead all he can do is grouch and pout and pretend anyone gives a shit about him.

I mean I’m sure it’s Stephen Miller and/or whatever goons of strategery are still haunting the west wing feeding him drawing the pictures for him but hey good for soupy brains for sticking to the plan

feeding him

but honestly prob that too

"President-el....I mean FAKE President Biden is going to prevent you all from getting vaccines. Uh, uhm, I mean if he were President, which he is not. Going to be. So you better be happy I won again because when he takes office...uhm, I mean if he were to have taken office, you all will be in a world of...would have been in a world of trouble. Make sure to take to the streets in January to protest...uhh....how upset you would have been with Biden as ...President....won....fraud......700,000.....the ballots....the fake....ballots"

*explosion*