GET OUT: US politics November 2020

We just wanted to be able to destroy the world with pollution and pay our employees pennies we didn't mean for all this to happen.

"Just had heartfelt call with my homoculous."

It's not his fault the rapture didn't follow, he tried soooo hard

certifiction indeed

Certifiction ain't no fiction

Geraldo's Freudian slip is showing

Reek of Certifiction

BREAKING and DEVELOPING: Michigan Judge Denies Injunction, Setting Aside Trump Supporters' Conspiracy Theories About Detroit https://t.co/QcAkJd0Cr8 via @lawcrimenews pic.twitter.com/3CGtAJFv3x

— Adam Klasfeld (@KlasfeldReports) November 13, 2020

New: A Michigan judge has rejected a GOP effort to stop the certification of election results in Wayne County pending an audit — "sinister, fraudulent motives were ascribed ... Plaintiffs' interpretation of events is incorrect and not credible" https://t.co/LQJyOCZGjC pic.twitter.com/PgogJeEtzS

— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) November 13, 2020

I love the DENIED in all caps... They should have a big red rubber stamp that says that.

meanwhile, in north carolina!

Paul Newby is a Republican running for Chief Justice of the North Carolina Supreme Court. He’s leading by < 100 votes.

And now he has filed a “protest” demanding that the elections board throw out a bunch of ballots that might prevent him from winning. https://t.co/32RgCSjaMF

— Mark Joseph Stern (@mjs_DC) November 13, 2020

(this is primarily what the phone bank was for, by the way)

The judiciary in general to all these Trump campaign lawyers:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4a/12/e3/4a12e315c3ee727e5f60087fe66c46d5.gif

https://www.wsj.com/articles/charles-koch-says-his-partisanship-was-a-mistake-11605286893

Ooopsie!

apparently it actually includes: “Boy, did we screw up! What a mess!”

Mr. Koch said he has since come to regret his partisanship, which he says badly deepened divisions. “Boy, did we screw up!” he writes in his new book. “What a mess!”

Mr. Koch is now trying to work together with Democrats and liberals on issues such as immigration, criminal-justice reform and limiting U.S. intervention abroad, where he thinks common ground can be found. He has partnered with organizations including the LeBron James Family Foundation, the American Civil Liberties Union and even a handful of Democratic state legislative campaigns. In 2019, he renamed the Koch network of about 700 donors as Stand Together.

Still, his political spending remains almost entirely partisan. Koch Industries’ PAC and employees donated $2.8 million in the 2020 campaign cycle to Republican candidates and $221,000 to Democratic candidates, according to the Center for Responsive Politics.

Our first session of New Member Orientation covered COVID in Congress.

Masks, masks, masks....

I proudly told my freshman class that masks are oppressive.

In GA, we work out, shop, go to restaurants, go to work, and school without masks.

My body, my choice.#FreeYourFace

— Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 (@mtgreenee) November 13, 2020

jfc, how is this country stocked with such deep stupidity.

My body my choice used in that context...fuck youuu

disgusting

"Free Your Face" is my favorite En Vogue song

I know that was a rhetorical question, jvc, and I've used the term a lot here, but I shall now point to my sign:

RACIST HONKY DEATH CULT

Mr. Koch said he has since come to regret his partisanship, which he says badly deepened divisions. “Boy, did we screw up!” he writes in his new book. “What a mess!”
Mr. Koch is now trying to work together with Democrats and liberals on issues such as immigration, criminal-justice reform and limiting U.S. intervention abroad, where he thinks common ground can be found. He has partnered with organizations including the LeBron James Family Foundation, the American Civil Liberties Union and even a handful of Democratic state legislative campaigns. In 2019, he renamed the Koch network of about 700 donors as Stand Together.

Still, his political spending remains almost entirely partisan. Koch Industries’ PAC and employees donated $2.8 million in the 2020 campaign cycle to Republican candidates and $221,000 to Democratic candidates, according to the Center for Responsive Politics.

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not sure how to feel about this

Easy...fuck Koch

(also used to be one of my cl1ents)

The Soros nightmare is real now???

She needs an iron mask.

a trolley is hurtling down a track. you have three levers: one that stops the trolley, one that kills upwards of a million people, and one that also kills upwards of a million people but buys four people a cappuccino.

can't believe the Qanon candidate turned out to have some dumb beliefs

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/11/13/daily-202-charles-koch-congratulates-biden-says-he-wants-work-together-many-issues-possible/

The Seminar Network, as Koch’s groups were previously known, rebranded last year under the name Stand Together, which describes itself as a philanthropic community. ... Through its affiliates, to be clear, Stand Together still plans to spend heavily in Georgia ahead of the Jan. 5 runoffs to help Republicans retain control of the Senate next year and ensure divided government.

let's please stop feeding the troll by reposting MTG tweets

The Koch brothers are still pouring money into the GA races for Perdue and Loeffler.

Koch organization instead of brothers now I guess

let's please stop feeding the troll by reposting MTG tweets

oh man, Joan Crawford Loves Chachi is gonna be bummed if we can't post about MTG anymore

seriously, idk, i thought that was especially egregious for her given the COVID trajectory and worth noting, but i get the point

rip mt gox

CNN called Georgia. Probably meaningless in terms of the ongoing charade.

Can we all just take a moment to thank SOROS for paying off the judiciary? Blessings

Just incredibly bleak

It’s Day One, so I’m wearing my “Breonna Taylor” mask.

A few of my Republican colleagues have called me Breonna, assuming that’s my name.

It hurts. But I’m glad they’ll come to know her name & story because of my presence here.

Breonna must be central to our work in Congress.

— Cori Bush (@CoriBush) November 13, 2020

unsurprising but also ffs

Meanwhile, in fun right-wing social media news, there's apparently something called GraceBook. (Of course there is.)

When you get booted do you have to go to disgracebook?

Why do they even need another one when they already essentially control FB?

I replied to that Marjorie Taylor Greene tweet with "Hey, you might catch Covid and die", and they banned me for a week.

I flagged her tweet for self-abuse/suicide.

When you get booted do you have to go to disgracebook?

Fierce divide over whether or not there's a purgatorial stage in between. EffaceBook, maybe.

only techbros get to join spacebook

Super-spreader in chief literally decimates own security team: More than 130 Secret Service officers are said to be infected with coronavirus or quarantining in wake of Trump’s campaign travel blitz

Coming out of hiding within the hour, supposedly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP1VPuXEMbg

Thou shalt find
That I'll resume the shape which thou dost think
I have cast off for ever: thou shalt,
I warrant thee.

BREAKING: AZ Sen. Martha McSally has conceded to Democrat Mark Kelly in AZ Senate race, writing that she has “trust God will lead me to my next mission to make a difference.”

— Ali Velshi (@AliVelshi) November 13, 2020

he already has, Martha

lol

thanks, god