Twitter C/D

"here's the thing [followed by something that's not the thing]"

-John Carpenter

lol

the entire world is dunking on Joy, it’s a great day

"The KHive are the vanguard of the "progressive" TERFs that Britishers have gotten to enjoy so much over the last few years"

why is this? Did this happen organically or was it organized social media fuckery? I don't know why Harris would have a large number of anti-trans adherents based on her beliefs.

I think it’s a weird intersection of hanger-ons and extremely online people

the ride-or-die people are weird in the absence of coherent ideology (see my Bernie sign peeking out from under the post) and it’s just weird stanning of their candidate that has nothing to do with the actual person, afaict

there are ~vibes~ that may be incompatible, like I doubt there are homophobic Buttigieg realists but who knows

how does Joy Reid have a job

who the fuck knows, somewhere up in the sky at MSNBC shines down on her

from the one time I checked it out in the last five years, it seems like all of the non-news show talk content is for people who want the update on the soap opera they see politics as, from a center-left viewpoint, when you’re at most online enough to check out cranks on twitter who were really into tweeting “this is it”

Reid is presumably quite popular with the old people who watch four hours of MSNBC a night - not too challenging, not a yelling old white man (like Chris Matthews was), unwaveringly anti-Trump

I finally joined Parler with the explicit intention of yelling shitty things at terrible people.

but fuck me if it doesn't have the worst UI I've used in some time. incomprehensible trash

parler-vous mayonnaise?

i changed my location setting to the cayman islands and the only thing that's trending there is Christmas

haha kudos

sigh

Why the hell did Twitter need stories now? What is even the point of different social media apps if they keep constantly evolving into clones of each other?

Blandly attractive people need to be able to virally lip sync on every platform.

twitter had a real opportunity to innovate like make a button that allows you to murder people who send bad tweets instead they just made stories except called it fleets lol

Twitta Van Fleet

I wonder if Fleet video compression can live up to the high standards of the rest of Twitter video content!

they just made stories except called it fleets lol

oh my god, that has to be someone in product development or whatnot pokerfacing, for months on end, in order to come as close to "florps" as possible

USERS: we love twitter but it has problems
TWITTER: great we'll fix them
USERS: do you want to know what they are
TWITTER: absolutely not

— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) January 5, 2016

USERS: could you at least look at addressing the pervasive harassment of women
TWITTER [twirling like Maria von Trapp]: M O M E N T S

— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) January 5, 2016

USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your product
TWITTER: likes are now florps
USERS: what
TWITTER: timeline goes sideways

— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) January 5, 2016

lol

http://www.riteaid.com/shop/media/catalog/product/3/0/301320020113.jpg

I don't see the Fleet option on my tweets. whaaa

more like Jack Dorky

im making daily fleets becoming a fleet leader

i follow ~1000 accounts and theres one new fleet today (mine)

when i was a child, i caught a FLEETING GLIMPSE

i don't see fleets yet, did it not roll out to everyone

christmas finished trending in the cayman islands, now nothing is trending. highly recommend becoming a fake cayman islands resident if you don't like seeing trends

Fleets are only on mobile. There's a bar on the top of the screen that looks exactly like Instagram Stories.

oh thats why, i don't use mobile

guessing, for better or worse, third-party twitter apps aren’t getting access to those

i turned to look but it was gone, I cannot put my finger on it now, the child is grown, the tweet is gone!

I have the mobile app and I’m not seeing it yet!

mb check if your app needs to be updated

In case you’re confused- here’s how to tell the social media apps apart. pic.twitter.com/P2U83toxPC

— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) November 18, 2020

smh fascism

https://i.imgur.com/vdOhEGg.png

cant wait to read your nyt oped about being oppressed

did u know u cant even fave tweets when youre on twitter timeout smh

i think the real question is, have you learned your lesson?

honestly ive tweeted things like that at politicians dozens of times and only been temp banned two or three times so i mean

a couple of other times ive gotten a notification that some account features were disabled but i couldnt figure out what they were

there should be some sort of forgiveness plan for when the person really does deserve it

Does Twitter realize that Fleets is the name of the best selling pre-packaged OTC enema in the world?

this is actually good

raise your game, lag∞n

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

— Jean-Paul Sartre https://t.co/VNMxGyAyw8

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) November 25, 2020

RIP dril. He had a good run.

wha happen