what a disaster for basic month
? i believe this was supposed to be basic math.
always good to call half the country "fucking morons" before being way off on basic month
― @oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 November 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link
A basic month is one that drinks pumpkin spice lattes and wears Uggs, right?
― mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 November 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link
november is so basic
― @oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 November 2020 23:16 (three years ago) link
the Tuesday of months
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 9 November 2020 23:17 (three years ago) link
EvanPosted: 10 November 2020 at 00:09:56With glassy eyes he looked up helplessly at the advisor “Trump... ...lose?” Now the advisor is getting teary“Yes sweetie. Trump lose, trump lose...”
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 00:15 (three years ago) link
burrito emailed me under his other account, del griffith during the election, only to send one email that said "poop", and the second one said "pewp"
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 1:30 PM bookmarkflaglink
― DJP, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:33 (three years ago) link
a mix between Brexit and Q with the swagger of dying from Covid-19
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 20:13 (forty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link
ahahahaha
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:06 (three years ago) link
let go in the sense that yes, people have been banned for personal harassment on ILX in the past and the people involved probably don't want to get into again.
Two people in 10 years?
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 6:04 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
That's a one shit poster every 5 year average
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 6:05 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
― lukas, Thursday, 12 November 2020 02:07 (three years ago) link
can a mod get that pls
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 November 2020 02:30 (three years ago) link
NB that only one of those people was in Little River Band in the 1980s, and for the last 22 years it has contained no original or success-era or Australian members― @oneposter (⛰️) (sic), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 4:36 PM bookmarkflaglinkHey, take it easy on them.― mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 4:42 PM bookmarkflaglinkThat's hilarious. At least Foghat still have their drummer.― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 4:43 PM bookmarkflaglinklolChris Marion – keyboards, vocals (2004–present)Rich Herring – guitar, vocals (2006–present)Ryan Ricks – drums, vocals (2012–present)Colin Whinnery – guitar, vocals (2018–present)the other guy was a hired bassist from 1980-96, who was rehired as lead singer when a similarly longtime hired guitarist got the URL transferred to his ownership from the founding guitarist in the year 2000; he then sued the original members for using "the voices of the Little River Band" on their posters in Australia.― @oneposter (⛰️) (sic), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 4:47 PM bookmarkflaglinkSo much drama in the LRB...― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 5:52 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 12 November 2020 13:18 (three years ago) link
Enjoying this hip hop-centric run of lols
― Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 November 2020 13:22 (three years ago) link
Hey so there is a dead body found on my street. Three doors away. Cops taking photos, have it covered with a sheet― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, November 12, 2020 11:12 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
I just so happen to be moving today but my heart is racing a bit. It clearly happened while i was sleeping― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, November 12, 2020 11:12 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
SURE it did― @oneposter (⛰️) (sic), Thursday, November 12, 2020 11:56 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 November 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link
Lol yea
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 November 2020 00:18 (three years ago) link
neutral zone infraction
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 13 November 2020 04:20 (three years ago) link
77 lulz
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 13 November 2020 08:49 (three years ago) link
Lost one election and it turned all his hair gray.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, November 13, 2020 4:04 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
his pubes all fell out too
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, November 13, 2020 4:05 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Dan I., Friday, 13 November 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link
when pressed for comment, Wolf only replied "I will treat you well, my sweet angel, so help me Jesus"
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, November 13, 2020 4:14 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Motherfuck you are funny, Neanderthal.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 14 November 2020 00:23 (three years ago) link
wkiw Neanderthal
― epistantophus, Sunday, 15 November 2020 01:15 (three years ago) link
this reduced me to tears
raccoons are filthy trash eaters by nature though, that is the way God made them. it's better they eat fresh hotdogs and disease-free grapes from the hand of a kindly old man than get their garbage foods from dumpsters full of hypodermic needles and used condoms like they normally do― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 13 November 2020 2:21 PM (three days ago)we have a couple racoons nearby but make sure the condoms they eat are unused― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:28 PM (three days ago)city raccoons need all the nutrition they can get though. maybe just empty the useds into a saucer and set it out for them a few nights a year as a special treat, on holidays or whatever― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 13 November 2020 2:34 PM (three days ago)Good idea I really hadn't though of that, but what are what my cats going to eat now?― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:41 PM (three days ago)gonna sound like a broken record here but I've found pretty much all animals can and will eat human cum if given the opportunity― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 13 November 2020 2:49 PM (three days ago)Fine but you’re talking like I live in some kind of cum factory.― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:53 PM (three days ago)perhaps a cum factory lives in you― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:55 PM (three days ago)listen I feel like this thread has maybe gotten too personal? I'd like to just focus on the raccoons― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 13 November 2020 2:58 PM (three days ago)xp That's what my dad told me as a boy. I guess I just stopped believing.― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:58 PM (three days ago)
we have a couple racoons nearby but make sure the condoms they eat are unused― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:28 PM (three days ago)
city raccoons need all the nutrition they can get though. maybe just empty the useds into a saucer and set it out for them a few nights a year as a special treat, on holidays or whatever― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 13 November 2020 2:34 PM (three days ago)
Good idea I really hadn't though of that, but what are what my cats going to eat now?― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:41 PM (three days ago)
gonna sound like a broken record here but I've found pretty much all animals can and will eat human cum if given the opportunity― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 13 November 2020 2:49 PM (three days ago)
Fine but you’re talking like I live in some kind of cum factory.― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:53 PM (three days ago)
perhaps a cum factory lives in you― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:55 PM (three days ago)
listen I feel like this thread has maybe gotten too personal? I'd like to just focus on the raccoons― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 13 November 2020 2:58 PM (three days ago)
xp That's what my dad told me as a boy. I guess I just stopped believing.― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:58 PM (three days ago)
― assert (MatthewK), Monday, 16 November 2020 03:49 (three years ago) link
i am sometimes reduced to tears by human cum
― sarahell, Monday, 16 November 2020 04:49 (three years ago) link
-Leonard Cohen
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 16 November 2020 04:52 (three years ago) link
- Journey, surely
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 November 2020 05:23 (three years ago) link
Don't stop excretin'
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 16 November 2020 05:46 (three years ago) link
Hold on to that semen
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 November 2020 05:48 (three years ago) link
Stories Of The Skeet
― Evan, Monday, 16 November 2020 05:56 (three years ago) link
So now I come to you with jizz in a boxNothing to hide, believe what I saySo here I am, with jizz in a box Hoping you'll see what your love means to mepenis tears
― sarahell, Monday, 16 November 2020 06:04 (three years ago) link
Lovin' Touchin' Jizzin'
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 16 November 2020 06:30 (three years ago) link
When the pantsGo downIn the citay
― coupvfefe (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 16 November 2020 11:39 (three years ago) link
Gentrification is when the tacos cost more than the heroin
― is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 22:52 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 November 2020 16:22 (three years ago) link
lol, truthbomb, and implied striking imagery
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 19 November 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link
the ilx hat-trick
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 19 November 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link
omg silby
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Thursday, 19 November 2020 16:26 (three years ago) link
i mean seriously put that on a billboard in the mission
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 19 November 2020 16:27 (three years ago) link
I calls em as I sees em
― is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 19 November 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link
A+
― pomenitul, Thursday, 19 November 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link
grand work
― imago, Thursday, 19 November 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link
somebody get the narcos somebody spark the blunt let's start the Tacos off at episode one
― foopin posts and pissin shits (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 19 November 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link
in awe
― assert (MatthewK), Thursday, 19 November 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link
Honestly didn’t think I was being that witty, table table set it up I was just using ingredients
― is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 19 November 2020 19:28 (three years ago) link
it's ok, "Blowin' In The Wind" was written in < 10 mins
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 19 November 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link
Ftr, I thought it was very funny, and made my own sly little joke about Philly right after.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 19 November 2020 23:08 (three years ago) link
ie- it's definitely a city where one can eat at one of the better restaurants in the US and then go buy heroin off some dude in a trap house two blocks away.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 19 November 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link
that must do wonders for its walkability score!
― sarahell, Friday, 20 November 2020 01:14 (three years ago) link
Ideally we'd get an idea as to whether the heroin was also decent tbh
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Friday, 20 November 2020 01:16 (three years ago) link
Artisanal, farm-to-table, organic heroin
― coupvfefe (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 20 November 2020 01:45 (three years ago) link
my neighbor gets her heroin delivered. not contactless delivery though.
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 20 November 2020 01:50 (three years ago) link
I opt for pick-up, at the local Subway
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 November 2020 01:51 (three years ago) link
this all feels a bit too much like a reverse foxworthy
― foopin posts and pissin shits (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 November 2020 02:45 (three years ago) link
"If you carry two boxes of Narcan marked 'A.M.' and 'P.M.' in your pickup truck, then you might possibly be..."
― pplains, Friday, 20 November 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link